#SNL just did the Stefon bit…but this time they let the audience in on it.
Just fantastic.
She's not young. She graduated from college 6 years ago and has been doing this for years.
She pulled the autopen part out of the quote from the state...so either she's awful at her job or she got AI to do it.
Either way, pretty much fireable.
I'm in metro Dallas...don't have signal but can help.
Watched the game-winning goal on my phone while standing in a Walmart.
There was no cheering. No PA announcement. No cracking open of Bud Lights in the aisles. Just silence.
Sad.
#usa #olympics #usahockey
@awfulannouncing.bsky.social This is insane. A 10 minute cut-in with NO info and a ton of speculation.
All of that over a rerun of Law and Order would be iffy.
Cutting into the Olympics??? Insanity.
NBC cutting into Olympics coverage with a breaking news alert….about a Nancy Guthrie suspect?!?!?
While a news story, that is absolutely NOT a story you cut into the Olympics for (or really any network program).
#olympics
Awesome...what a coincidence. Used to eat it all the time in college (U. of Maryland), but since graduating, I've only seen it a handful of times in the wild.
What?!?! Is it the one downtown? We were driving through and trying to eat quickly.
Tried to go to one in Cleveland recently and THEY COULDN'T TAKE MONEY.
Apple Pay ONLY. It was absurd.
But, man, I really wanted to relive my college days in the most unhealthy way possible.
And now Lindsay Vonn on NBC primetime.
I wonder how she does...
#SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl
The #Seahawks, who are well-known for "The 12s", won their 2 Super Bowls 12 years apart.
That's pretty wild.
Also, just go ahead and pencil them in for winning the title in February 2038.
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Break 27
Walmart - kind of fun
Carnival - "What is that? It's called light" got a laugh from me.
McDonalds - clever camerawork
State Farm - already rehashing commercials
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Break 26 (end of game)
Nike - Clever 'congrats' commercial with Marshawn
Expedia - Way to capitalize on that Barbie craze from 2023
Olympics - Time to write a song called "Bronzed"
Local news
Local law firm
Energy Transfer - promoting fossil fuels
ChatGPT - Gross
#SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl
Someone tell Drake Maye he HAS to hold the pass button down LONGER.
He's getting too much air under the passes.
*my son approves of this joke
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Break 25
He Gets Us - Really upset I didn't see that coming. Also...good lord, stop it.
Hims/Hers - Addressing the wealth gap...good for them.
Peacock - You've made your point.
Olympics - Golden, like the medals. I get it now.
#SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl
Straight from Ellensburg.
In fact, the video for that song was filmed at a track/field in town.
#SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl
Break 24
Wegovy - Skee-Lo getting some love. I wish I was a little bit taller... (related, I wish that ad was a little bit shorter)
AI.com - Stupid ad. Stupid product. Stupid. And Elon? Ewwwww.
Base44 - Oh good, MORE AI. We're doomed.
#SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl
Jason Myers - SUPER BOWL RECORD 5 FG.
Love me some fun stats.
@pro-football-reference.com
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Break 23
Cadillac - Race cars with JFK talking...okay.
Genspark - Wasn't good the first time. Even worse on round 2. AI stinks.
Red Bull - has there EVER been a good Red Bull ad? No.
Hellmann's - Meal Diamond. I like that. And the line (I will not type) was FUNNY.
#SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl
Break 22
Alexa - Chris Hemsworth making fun of AI...good. Also this ad combines Ring and Alexa/Amazon. Gross.
Lays - Is anyone complaning about chips NOT being 72 hours fresh? No. They're chips.
Salesforce - Mr. Beast...gross.
#SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl
With that TD:
Records no longer in play:
- Lowest combined score
- Game with no TDs
Records still in play:
- First shutout
- Most FG
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Break 21 (end 3rd Q)
Boys & Girls Club - Another Mr. Rogers reference - love it.
The Burbs - Yeah, let's reboot the movie 40 years later.
(local break - Dallas ads)
HEB - Jim Parsons doing local grocery ads in Texas. Nice.
Raising Canes - fun music
#SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl
Really...interesting that a local break would run over the much-hyped Jurassic Park commercial
Break 20
Xfinity - Stupid AI de-aging nonsense.
Ritz - Could have been funny. It was not.
Grubhub - What?!?!
NBC - When a normal promo is the best commercial of the break, that's not good.
#SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl
Break 19
Pringles - Sabrina Carpenter Pringles man...what a mess of words.
Ring - 'We use your video without your permission to find dogs"
Olympics - 'Golden' is a fun song, but playing it every 30 minutes is a bit much
Budweiser - Clydesdales...finally
#SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl
Break 18
Pokemon - I'm old.
Poppi - Seriously, I'm old.
VW - Okay....
Peacock - Lot of self-promotion (as expected) tonight
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Break 12 (end of the 2nd Q)....here in Dallas, I noticed an ad start, then another began over the top.
Could have just been a glitch. Definitely wasn't a local break that followed - NBC, Spectrum, Tree Hut, Truist, and EOS.
Break 17
Google Gemini - STOP USING AI. USE YOUR BRAIN. Don't care how cute the sales pitch is.
PSA Test - 'relaxed tight ends' is a GREAT sales pitch. BUT STOP USING AI.
#SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl
Break 16
World Cup - Owen Wilson learning Spanish is clever.
Peacock - yes, we'll pay for 1,000 different streamers.
Southwest - Assigned seating IS NOT GOOD. No matter how you frame it. BOOOO.
Dreame - What? Transformer Roombas?
TG Therapeutics - She's good people.
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