The Serpent Queen
Not just a cool language experiment but also a chilling short story. Love this
Everyone: Of course the Cavapoo can be clingy.
Everyone: Tips to manage your Cavapoo's separation anxiety.
Me: WHY DID SHE GET DOWN NO OVER HERE LOVE ME MOOOOOORRRRRE
Wow 2026 is whizzing by! Hard to believe there's only 8 months left in January.
Mum's on fire tonight. Watching the 2007 Persuasion she suddenly yelled "Just give her one" at Captain Wentworth. We were all thinking it.
My husband of nearly 14 years just texted me and didn't put a kiss at the end so I guess that's it then.
"Hi, hope all is good with you and the family! Are you still at the same address? It's just I always send you a card but don't get one back which is fine I mean most people don't even bother do they lol unless you actively want to sever all contact which again is fine anyway hope all is good with yo
It must be Monday. I just Whamaggedonned *myself*
In the spirit of festive good will and motherly acceptance, this year I'm going to wait until my daughter is at school to redo her pathetic attempt at the tree
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
I know I should watch the new series of the pretty young / bald / 80s people loudly fighting evil but I'm too tired. Is there some way they could do it more quietly?
Personally I prefer my socialism half-blooded, with tonic and a twist of lime.
A group of film students said my Tommy Wiseau impression sounds just like him.
A font named "Black Betty", where every character is an ampersand.
What, and I mean WHAT the everloving fuck....
Just realised it's been 5 years and I still (pretty much) take the Covid safe route round the supermarket.
There's a genuine lack of interest these days in either the origins of Cotton-Eye Joe, or where he went, and that's sad.
So how many front pages do we think this story will be on tomorrow?
A pumpkin is a vegetable and a vegetable does not belong in a coffee. I'm sorry Starbucks but someone had to say it.
Am on holiday and genuinely surprised by how good my Spanish is until I remembered that
1. I don't speak Spanish
2. People are being polite to the middle aged drunk lady.
Ha! Yeah William Goldman's great isn't he 😅
A poem, in four lines. I've called it simply, "the daughter"
I've just verified my age by singing all the lyrics to Scott and Charlene's wedding song.
YEEESSS. I'm, like, literally writing on this and everything. It flipping brilliant. Tell your mum.
You can always tell when my daughter's been in the bathroom. She could fall into a black hole and still manage to locate and stack nine toilet rolls in a neat pyramid.
Well hello there sticky boobsweat
Again it's time to meet
You simply are no use to me
In the summer heat
My head it may need cooling down
My arms may feel the threat
But you really serve no purpose
And you make my bumcrack wet
Apparently Howard Keel is "fit"
Ding ding ding ding!
The 14 yo just asked if we can watch "... the film where the stylish lady fixes up the scruffy woman's house and teaches her to dress nice then she falls in the river and gets her yellow dress muddy." Can anyone guess the film?
Weird thing to gaslight someone about. Unless my husband has some, elaborate, long-con plan and he's starting small.
