Not Since Breakfast

It’s fine to give AB credit for this year’s draft class (I do). But you also have to hang the roster construction on him, including the woeful state of the O Line and WR room.

Does that net out to positive? 🤨

This is still the way.

To paraphrase a popular broadcaster cliche… it’s really too bad one of these teams has to win this game.

During the bye…

- fire Stefanski
- name Schwartz interim
- trade: Bitonio, Harris, Njoku, …
- announce a two-QB strategy for the remainder of the season
- get the kids on the field. All of them
- lead the league in scouting NCAA offensive linemen and wide receivers

When are Democrats going to replace Chuck Schumer (@schumer.senate.gov) as Minority Leader of the US Senate? It is political malpractice that this hasn’t already happened.

Bench Joe Flacco

Truly disappointing play calls.

The most daming claim in this statement IMO:

Within 15 minutes of DOGE accounts being created…
Attackers in Russia tried logging in using those new creds.
Correct usernames and passwords.

2 options here. The DOGE device was hacked. And I don't think I need to explain the 2nd.

They disabled the logs.
Berulis says DOGE demanded account creation with no recordkeeping.

They even ordered security controls bypassed and disabled tools like network watcher so their actions wouldn’t be logged.

100%. Terrible post by Kinzinger.

It hurts to admit that the GOP has made a very convincing case about the poor state of higher education in the United States. It’s heartbreaking. Seriously.

Consider every person that has been appointed to a leadership role in this administration. All those fucking morons have college degrees.

Check your polling place! Mayor Bibb!

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No person shall be… deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law…

Holy crap! How was the turkey holding the leash??

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reap. it.

That this happened while the right is whitewashing everything is <chef’s kiss>.

I’m having a home-grown American idea right now that they would be none-too-pleased about.

This White Sox team is so bad, I predict the league will take their two wins away and they will finish 0-162.

My deepest sympathy, Eddie. Thank you for sharing a little of of your heart and Dee-Dee’s wisdom. RIP 💙

"Why the f you lyin?" meme

The scene: 1981, fifth-grade class (math hour). Boy, frustrated with being forced to master advanced long division with decimals:

Boy: When will I ever use this, Ms. Kaczmarek? I'll just use a calculator.

Teacher: You're not going to walk around with a calculator in your pocket 24/7.

A lot of people say astrology is fake. I decided to do my own research.

Born June 28th, 1971, Elon Musk is a Cancer (Western Zodiac) and a Pig (Chinese Zodiac).

Folks, that’s as real as it gets.

#themoreyouknow

Remember anything else about it? Genre? Decade?

Bart (the amazing Cleavon Little) becomes the first black sheriff of Rock Ridge

Trump negotiating with the rest of the world.

Honestly, feels more like a Black Sox situation.

❤️❤️

They’re clearly just phoning it in down the stretch. The obvious danger is that they can’t turn it on when the playoffs start.

I don’t blame them for resting players. But if you’re on the floor, you should be giving 100%. And they are not.

Dear every-CEO-whose-“genius strategy”-depends-on-endless-growth:

Hope you got your golden parachute up front, cuz you’re next out of the plane.

Are you kidding?? Have you seen how much their Chinese-made white hoods cost now with these tariffs?

What?!! Are can’t hear you over your typing…