Greta Harrison

Greta Harrison

@gretaharrison.bsky.social

Screenwriter. Writes horror, comedy, animation, genre & nonsense. She/her. http://imdb.com/name/nm3465140

1,038 Followers 1,163 Following 99 Posts Joined Jun 2023
3 weeks ago

I once interviewed him in one of my first features as a kid reporter - he was so kind in the face of me being barely able to get my questions out due to laryngitis and nerves.

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2 months ago
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Amandeep ate a kebab as the sun set — then helped stop one of the alleged Bondi shooters One of the many heroes who sprang into action after Sunday's attack says "now, more than ever, we need each other".

A lifetime's supply of free kebabs for Amandeep. www.sbs.com.au/news/article...

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2 months ago
Rob Reiner as Marty DiBergi with Spinal Tap

Only a couple of months ago I got to see Rob Reiner don Marty DiBergi’s cap and make us laugh with these legends. A genius.

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3 months ago

Special effects people are magicians.

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4 months ago
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a cartoon of two men with the words the western sun can pack a punch Alt: A cartoon of two sons from Haha You Clowns with the words the western sun can pack a punch

"Weatherman single dad doing a hellava job raising his three buff sons" is a genre I can get behind. Haha, You Clowns is the weirdest, sweetest series since Joe Pera Talks With You.

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6 months ago

I caught a preview of this last night and it is as bonkers and hilarious as you'd expect (with bonus Julia Davis - which the world always needs more of).

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6 months ago
Aunt Gladys - I may have had that exact micro-fringe sometime in the early 00s.

I mean, this is basically me in a few years.

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6 months ago

While everyone else at the cinema was doing the jumpscares and muttering "WTF" at the villain in Weapons, I couldn't help but think, "I'd totally wear that outfit." #stylegoals #auntgladys

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6 months ago

I had the honour of having his review of my film in 'Variety' appear on the same page as the one for 'Gigli' - and mine was WORSE!

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6 months ago
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'Giant in his field': Legendary film critic David Stratton dies aged 85 The critic, author and educator was known for his decades-long on-screen partnership with co-host Margaret Pomeranz, as well as his promotion of Australian cinema — plus his lifelong battle against fi...

This curmudgeon was a big part of getting teen dork me interested in films. I was quietly honoured to read his one review of a thing we wrote in his Australia At the Movies book. Now I can forever put "incoherent" - David Stratton on my bio. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...

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7 months ago
Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads:
Scientists Growing Neanderthal
'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

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7 months ago
Slide of Edi Patterson’s Playgirl at Dynasty Typewriter.

If you get the chance to catch Edi Patterson doing her solo improv show, snap up those tickets. Her brain is so fantastically unhinged. Laughed my whole face off.

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7 months ago
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Out of frustration of how the conversation is so single focused in Tasmania I wrote this piece published in today’s media.

The stadium has dominated the past two elections don’t let it dominate the next four years. #politas

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8 months ago
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Pulp - Common People (Glastonbury 2025) YouTube video by BBC Music

Wow. And in three months, lucky me gets to see them play this song live for the fourth time since 1998. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC42...

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8 months ago
Q. Have you seen any good movies lately?

A. Well, I've only seen one in the last couple of years. It's called Norbit by Eddie Murphy.

Q. How did you like it?

A. Fantastic movie. Very funny.

Q. What's your favorite movie?

A. Norbit.

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

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9 months ago

Also, five stars to the new coffee shop Jalsah, in case DTLA folks want to support a cool new migrant-run business slinging strong coffees and amazing-looking homemade Yemeni cakes. They also make an Aussie-approved flat white. www.yelp.com/biz/jalsah-y...

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9 months ago

The reason generative AI is so popular with wannabe creatives is best illustrated by something every pro writer has encountered: getting pitched an idea by someone saying "You write it and we'll split the profits!" because they think the idea is what has value, not the writing. The opposite is true.

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9 months ago
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194. Al Borland's (Richard Karn) Costume with Hardware Expo Badge and Autographed Shooting Script ### HOME IMPROVEMENT (1991-1999) 194. Al Borland's (Richard Karn) Costume with Hardware Expo Badge and Autographed Shooting Script ### HOME IMPROVEMENT (1991-1999)

Trying to find the best item in the Planet Hollywood online auction and it's probably this. propstoreauction.com/lot-details/...

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9 months ago
Mini dachshund sleeps on my lap like a tiny angel (ok… sure, after peeing on my floor a tiny bit, but anyway.)

I can definitely recommend acquiring yourself an adorable dog neighbour who happily snoozes on your lap for a few hours.

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10 months ago
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hello!! I know everyone is busy/the news remains bad, but if I may distract for a moment? There's a man named Ander Louis from the Yarra Valley whose sincere passion project is translating War & Peace into Bogan Australian. He's done Books 1 & 2. This is not a spoof. www.amazon.com/dp/108730656...

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10 months ago
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Kyle M - Blue Car (Official Music Video) YouTube video by kyle

Enjoying the new direction Kyle Mooney is taking as a serious musician. www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9lu...

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10 months ago

Some weirdly wasted audience members though. Like who the hell shows up for this type of music rat-arsed and itching to pick a fight??

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10 months ago
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Beth Gibbons at the Orpheum last night was gorgeous. Some Portishead classics, but her new album also sounded incredible live.

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10 months ago
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Pulp - Spike Island [Live] | The Jonathan Ross Show YouTube video by The Jonathan Ross Show

One nice distraction from the past week is that my favourite band from my youth is back, and the song is up there with the best anthems they released in the 90s. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvVV...

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10 months ago

in 2024 there were 1651 working screenwriters. For reference, in 2024 there were 1696 players in the NFL.

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11 months ago

Honorary posthumous Oscar for Grant Page please.

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11 months ago
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THE BALLAD OF WALLIS ISLAND - Official Trailer [HD] - Only in Theaters March 28 YouTube video by Focus Features

Caught a preview screening of The Ballad of Wallis Island with writers/stars Tim Key, Tom Basden and director James Griffiths and it was so hilarious and lovely. I suspect this one is gonna be in my favourites for the year. youtu.be/HTi-e20yVNs?...

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1 year ago

It's alarming that's even in doubt these days.

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1 year ago
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a man in a fedora is saying i hate these guys Alt: Indiana Jones looking at nazis, saying i hate these guys

My household spent last night watching Indiana Jones walloping a whole lot of nazis. For no particular reason.

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1 year ago
Green alien GTA player ParTeb

MVP goes to ParTeb, a Tunisian-Finnish sexy naked alien who auditions with his bum and ends up working as production security (showing up in a massive fighter jet to protect the show during a key scene).

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