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Greta Harrison

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Screenwriter. Writes horror, comedy, animation, genre & nonsense. She/her. http://imdb.com/name/nm3465140

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I once interviewed him in one of my first features as a kid reporter - he was so kind in the face of me being barely able to get my questions out due to laryngitis and nerves.

11.02.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Amandeep ate a kebab as the sun set β€” then helped stop one of the alleged Bondi shooters One of the many heroes who sprang into action after Sunday's attack says "now, more than ever, we need each other".

A lifetime's supply of free kebabs for Amandeep. www.sbs.com.au/news/article...

17.12.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Rob Reiner as Marty DiBergi with Spinal Tap

Rob Reiner as Marty DiBergi with Spinal Tap

Only a couple of months ago I got to see Rob Reiner don Marty DiBergi’s cap and make us laugh with these legends. A genius.

15.12.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Special effects people are magicians.

08.12.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of two men with the words the western sun can pack a punch Alt: A cartoon of two sons from Haha You Clowns with the words the western sun can pack a punch

"Weatherman single dad doing a hellava job raising his three buff sons" is a genre I can get behind. Haha, You Clowns is the weirdest, sweetest series since Joe Pera Talks With You.

10.11.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I caught a preview of this last night and it is as bonkers and hilarious as you'd expect (with bonus Julia Davis - which the world always needs more of).

29.08.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Aunt Gladys - I may have had that exact micro-fringe sometime in the early 00s.

Aunt Gladys - I may have had that exact micro-fringe sometime in the early 00s.

I mean, this is basically me in a few years.

18.08.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

While everyone else at the cinema was doing the jumpscares and muttering "WTF" at the villain in Weapons, I couldn't help but think, "I'd totally wear that outfit." #stylegoals #auntgladys

18.08.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had the honour of having his review of my film in 'Variety' appear on the same page as the one for 'Gigli' - and mine was WORSE!

15.08.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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'Giant in his field': Legendary film critic David Stratton dies aged 85 The critic, author and educator was known for his decades-long on-screen partnership with co-host Margaret Pomeranz, as well as his promotion of Australian cinema β€” plus his lifelong battle against fi...

This curmudgeon was a big part of getting teen dork me interested in films. I was quietly honoured to read his one review of a thing we wrote in his Australia At the Movies book. Now I can forever put "incoherent" - David Stratton on my bio. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...

15.08.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads:
Scientists Growing Neanderthal
'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots

Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads: Scientists Growing Neanderthal 'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

02.08.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5430    πŸ” 1281    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 168
Slide of Edi Patterson’s Playgirl at Dynasty Typewriter.

Slide of Edi Patterson’s Playgirl at Dynasty Typewriter.

If you get the chance to catch Edi Patterson doing her solo improv show, snap up those tickets. Her brain is so fantastically unhinged. Laughed my whole face off.

31.07.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Out of frustration of how the conversation is so single focused in Tasmania I wrote this piece published in today’s media.

The stadium has dominated the past two elections don’t let it dominate the next four years. #politas

24.07.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
Pulp - Common People (Glastonbury 2025)
YouTube video by BBC Music Pulp - Common People (Glastonbury 2025)

Wow. And in three months, lucky me gets to see them play this song live for the fourth time since 1998. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC42...

28.06.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Q. Have you seen any good movies lately?

A. Well, I've only seen one in the last couple of years. It's called Norbit by Eddie Murphy.

Q. How did you like it?

A. Fantastic movie. Very funny.

Q. What's your favorite movie?

A. Norbit.

Q. Have you seen any good movies lately? A. Well, I've only seen one in the last couple of years. It's called Norbit by Eddie Murphy. Q. How did you like it? A. Fantastic movie. Very funny. Q. What's your favorite movie? A. Norbit.

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

11.06.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 13083    πŸ” 2187    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 81

Also, five stars to the new coffee shop Jalsah, in case DTLA folks want to support a cool new migrant-run business slinging strong coffees and amazing-looking homemade Yemeni cakes. They also make an Aussie-approved flat white. www.yelp.com/biz/jalsah-y...

10.06.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The reason generative AI is so popular with wannabe creatives is best illustrated by something every pro writer has encountered: getting pitched an idea by someone saying "You write it and we'll split the profits!" because they think the idea is what has value, not the writing. The opposite is true.

05.06.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2539    πŸ” 734    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 58
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194. Al Borland's (Richard Karn) Costume with Hardware Expo Badge and Autographed Shooting Script ### HOME IMPROVEMENT (1991-1999) 194. Al Borland's (Richard Karn) Costume with Hardware Expo Badge and Autographed Shooting Script ### HOME IMPROVEMENT (1991-1999)

Trying to find the best item in the Planet Hollywood online auction and it's probably this. propstoreauction.com/lot-details/...

25.05.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mini dachshund sleeps on my lap like a tiny angel (ok… sure, after peeing on my floor a tiny bit, but anyway.)

Mini dachshund sleeps on my lap like a tiny angel (ok… sure, after peeing on my floor a tiny bit, but anyway.)

I can definitely recommend acquiring yourself an adorable dog neighbour who happily snoozes on your lap for a few hours.

22.05.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hello!! I know everyone is busy/the news remains bad, but if I may distract for a moment? There's a man named Ander Louis from the Yarra Valley whose sincere passion project is translating War & Peace into Bogan Australian. He's done Books 1 & 2. This is not a spoof. www.amazon.com/dp/108730656...

28.04.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1061    πŸ” 319    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 45
Kyle M - Blue Car (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by kyle Kyle M - Blue Car (Official Music Video)

Enjoying the new direction Kyle Mooney is taking as a serious musician. www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9lu...

25.04.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some weirdly wasted audience members though. Like who the hell shows up for this type of music rat-arsed and itching to pick a fight??

18.04.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beth Gibbons at the Orpheum last night was gorgeous. Some Portishead classics, but her new album also sounded incredible live.

18.04.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Pulp - Spike Island [Live] | The Jonathan Ross Show
YouTube video by The Jonathan Ross Show Pulp - Spike Island [Live] | The Jonathan Ross Show

One nice distraction from the past week is that my favourite band from my youth is back, and the song is up there with the best anthems they released in the 90s. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvVV...

14.04.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in 2024 there were 1651 working screenwriters. For reference, in 2024 there were 1696 players in the NFL.

11.04.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

Honorary posthumous Oscar for Grant Page please.

11.04.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
THE BALLAD OF WALLIS ISLAND - Official Trailer [HD] - Only in Theaters March 28
YouTube video by Focus Features THE BALLAD OF WALLIS ISLAND - Official Trailer [HD] - Only in Theaters March 28

Caught a preview screening of The Ballad of Wallis Island with writers/stars Tim Key, Tom Basden and director James Griffiths and it was so hilarious and lovely. I suspect this one is gonna be in my favourites for the year. youtu.be/HTi-e20yVNs?...

26.03.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's alarming that's even in doubt these days.

05.03.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a fedora is saying i hate these guys Alt: Indiana Jones looking at nazis, saying i hate these guys

My household spent last night watching Indiana Jones walloping a whole lot of nazis. For no particular reason.

05.03.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Green alien GTA player ParTeb

Green alien GTA player ParTeb

MVP goes to ParTeb, a Tunisian-Finnish sexy naked alien who auditions with his bum and ends up working as production security (showing up in a massive fighter jet to protect the show during a key scene).

22.02.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0