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π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώπ³οΈβππ΅πΈ old gay. Older than I look, don't be fooled. "You'll never get to heaven if you're scared of getting high" - Kylie Minogue π "A very cheeky bold boy" - Miss Downey, my primary school headmistress
I love him, he's so dreamy
Oh god Mother's Day soon. Never a minute's peace. There was a birthday last week as well. Sick of it.
I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am
I don't think anyone has thought this war through. If Dubai collapses, our countries are going to be flooded by influencers, tax dodgers, and fucking idiots.
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Just watched 'I Swear' and really enjoyed it but omfg why didn't someone say something about Maxine Peake's terrible Scottish accent? I have to assume no Scottish actors were available to play the role.
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When Peaches Geldof was alive she blocked me for asking when she was going to hold Fashion Aid in order to pay back all the shops she'd robbed.
Alright for some
Damn Iran... This goes hard.
love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
Beware of Mad Puppies
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10/10. And she's right - everybody who has ever died has stopped breathing. It's unwise.
This is a long shot but here goes:
If you live in Ireland and happen to know if you were fathered by Ian Lindsay of Coatbridge, Scotland, get in touch.
Cheers
It's a fair assumption to make since all Trump supporters are evil cunts.
Saturday
Weird how it's the same people who advocate bombing folk out of house and home who can't be doing with refugees. It's almost as if they're complete cunts or something
Got my Friday feeling. I'm about to high kick my way to Castlemilk on a mercy mission for a sick friend. It's a lung infection and I condole them but I'm feeling fucking grand.
Still my favourite Madonna song, including all the remixes. It's an undeniable banger.
I just did the Penhaligon's 'find your fragrance' thing on the website and they could tell I'm a nancy
Talibangelicals is a brilliant word π
And he's also rather hot
My Samsung tablet gets used tons more than my iPad. Because it can do everything my iPad does and then some. Stop talking shite.
