Mom: Those cats are lucky to have you, they’d still be in the street if it was up to me
Also Mom: *holds, sings, and dances with said cat to Flowers*
I’m not even a Christmas girly but I have THEE cutest dress for holiday shenanigans and I’m excited 🤩
*yelps* You’re GREEN!
Elphaba: Well Tamar have you watched the show? #DragRace
(Yes, I’m high) 🪁
Currently eating popcorn I won at trivia and I literally want to text my teammates and thank them for letting me have it
Post a GIF of your comfort show
It went really well! 🥹
September 2023 vs November 2024
Breaking my silence: I don’t care how topical Hot to Go is, it was too soon to do another Domingo sketch #SNL
I have a dinner first date tonight and I am NERVOUS 😖
I ate delicious ramen in a restaurant that played only Lana Del Rey the entire time we were there and it was amazing
This is probably the first time Gatez has pulled out of anything in his life
Man I can’t wait for the 4-day workweek to be a thing. Monday be coming way too quick for my liking.
No witty caption, I just I took this cute picture of my cats today and thought that y’all needed to know
Counting down the minutes until I can slam my laptop shut and go eat sushi to forget about this crappy day
Going to give this an earnest try this time around
Oooof
Jesus Christ wtf 😡
Ah I see it’s another good day for mediocrity 🙄
Of all the fucking NFL players 😒
Did not realize I’ve been “on” here for 2 months, WHOOPS
One time someone said “what if one of the Squid Game games was plugging a USB in the right way the first time” and, man, that shit fucked me up FOR LIFE. 😫
Finally here! Big ups to @hereliescorri.bsky.social for the invite 🙏🏽
