De_Foole

I'm sure that LAUSD Superintendent Alberto Carvalho's steady opposition to ICE invading his schools has absolutely nothing to do with these FBI raids, yes?

And that's all I'm going to say about this waste of time.

Oh, yeah. And there's a SOTU tonight that I'm purposely not watching. I'll address that [REDACTED] later.

Now, with new logo!

In mom's apartment, you can hear the cartoonist scream because he made a huge editing error and had to start all over again...

Busy baby hands are a devil's playground, very stable genius Peace President*.

It was a North Korean banner day at what to be our Justice Department yesterday.

Poor very stable genius Peace President*! His own pet justices in SCOTUS reminded him his tariffs are illegally levied taxes. Expect a weekend long tantrump.

Our very stable genius Peace President* was so intensely concentrating on his fellow delegates' speeches at his first bigly Board of Peace meeting, wasn't he?

Poor exprince Andy, he got a really nasty 66th birthday gift, believe me.

Our Pestilence Secretary and his verminous buddy recently did a MAHA video that would make them swimming in the accidentally polluted Potomac seem extremely likely.

One of our great champions of civil rights dies; natch, our very stable genius Peace President* makes it all about himself.

Gallup won't go on measuring presidential popularity and our very stable genius Peace President* now has beaten Herbert Hoover in job losses. Yeah, the most golden numbers.

It's a sad comment on our times that anyone, regardless of their political party, would need to warn that any report of their untimely demise wasn't really a suicide, isn't it?

The same Homeland Security kommissar who can't keep track of her purse or her security blanket now promises she'll secure our midterm elections. Uh-huh.

My El Paso friend @JoeCastrellon alerted me to "Fox News" anchor Jesse Watters not feeling the love today. Awwww... Poooor 🐈....

Our Secretary of Pestilence reminds yet again why our very stable genius Peace President* thinks RFK Junior is qualified to get us all killed.

Oh, my. Humble pie for everyone?

Couldn't we just redact these incompetent Trump cabinet slobs and be done with it?

Kid Rock and other MAGA mooks make a big ass counter halftime show. Our very stable genius Peace President* hate-watches Bad Bunny's show, anyway.

Somebody ought to counsel Jizz-, er, Ghislaine that you can't take the Fifth for everything, and trying to do so makes one look guiltier than her boss Jeffrey was.

I haven't bothered drawing this goofiness in months, but two unwanted dominatrices provoked me. (The one dangling her boot won't see it; she's been blocked.) Don't coerce me to draw more.

Sure, Doc! Let's all work until we drop to ease the national debt. You first.

Fourth and goal, NBC News. Time to punt.

Poor Shady Vance got his feelings hurt in Milan. His boss isn't going to the Super Bowl today, so which Trump underling will get their feelings hurt in Santa Clara?

Don't laugh, Peace President* Trump. The joke's in your tiny baby hands.

Our fearless very stable genius Peace President* sharts on national TV while his pet billionaire newspaper owner primes The Washington Post for an Amazon delivery to oblivion...

Our very stable genius Peace President* has nominated a successor to the Federal Reserve Board chairmanship he had liked in his first term, and restricted assured, that nominee is no puppet...

It's just another blissful day in our very stable genius Peace President*'s MAGA paradise, isn't it?

No, no, Sec Treas Pi-, er, Bessent. The kneepads were for YOU, not your very stable genius master.