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OZempic Photo-Op, Scene 2: Naw, no potential parallel here, right?

OZempic Photo-Op, Scene 1: Our fearless leader @realDonaldTrump asleep at the helm (as usual).

OOPS! A cartoon I drew last week included Clay Jones' infamous Pizza Rat, but I attributed him to John Cole. D'oh!

Mysteriously, our very stable genius @realDonaldTrump grants a fellow crook an undeserved pardon... while also apparently needing to label everywhere he goes in the White House.

That former VP/SecDef/Chief of Staff/Rep. DICK Cheney had wisely become a strong Never Trumper hardly excuses his past many misdeeds. Enjoy your eternity, DICK.

My last cartoon until November 5... Our Peace President* can't wait to hit at "uppity" people based on half truths, as ever.

Copiously comforting the copiously grieving widow, Shady?

Without a doubt, new CBS News Editor in Chief Bari Weiss is looking to fire Edward R. Murrow and Walter Cronkite, too.

Spooky tricks, no treats, keedos!

Meanwhile, in the UK, at least the Royals know how to treat a suspected pedophile.

Our maxidumb leader @realDonaldTrump wants to resume nuclear weapon tests. Don't we all feel safer now?

These might be my last cartoons until November 5; I expect to be too busy with vote center duties to draw anything. Bon appetit!

Our precious Manbaby President* Trump bitched about their original Nov. 10 cover, so I helped Time accommodate him...

It's a really slow Sunday here at the voting center, so why not nominate my worst presidents ever?

Intentional repost, because the scan looks better. And, eventually, we convinced the cranky voter to surrender the live bad ballot.

1. Reagan’s speech is real

2. It’s public domain

3. Americans pay the cost of the added 10% tariffs, not Canadians

4. Trump keeps lying because he thinks you’re all too stupid to fact check

5. The average family will pay an extra $4900 this year because his tariffs

Based on a true event! Until November 5, most cartoons will be raw snapshots quietly sent from the voting center. Bear with me.

Our very stable genius @realDonaldTrump is upset because Canadians use a Reagan fireside chat to lecture him about how toxic tariffs are. Suffer, Donnie.

So, our very stable genius @realDonaldTrump is suing us for the FBI search of Mar-a-Lago where he illicitly hid all the contraband secret documents? Wow.

@realDonaldTrump 's tariffs and shutdown are playing hell with us, yet he somehow has means to bail out a fellow strongman and illicitly "renovate" OUR White House. Maga, my @$$.

@thewanderingfaith.bsky.social
I can't DM you on Instagram until tomorrow, sorry...

For kids born before say 1990, Google Rocky and Bullwinkle Boris and Natasha. The rest of us oldsters will get my joke on Trump's "renovations" to OUR White House.

Someone should remind our very stable genius @realDonaldTrump that the White House is OUR house and that he is just its latest short term boarder. He's free to wreck Mar-a-Lago, but he'll pay for wrecking our house in the end.

What better way to show up us uppity Antifa on No Kings Day 2? Create gridlock on Interstate 5 by making the Marines shell their own base just north of Oceanside, CA. (BTW, I'm Class of 1978 El Camino High School, I know the area too well.)

Yo, Maga, Cadet Poopypants @realDonaldTrump ! What's full of 💩 and flies?

Yesterday, to mock the many million who rightfully protested him in our No Kings protests, our president* released AI video of him, wearing a crown, flying a bomber that dropt tons of his own feces on a parade of protesters. Fine, Donald. Nice projection. But you can't live with our rightful hate.

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

PORTLAND SHOWED UP.

#NoKings #NoBillionaires

40,000 strong!

So, little Georgy Porgy Santos gets sprung by his equally fraudulent hero @realDonaldTrump. That is, until ICE deports him back to Brazil...