dating me is like scot pilgrim but instead of 100 evil exes or whatever u just have to make all 5 my personalities actually like u
polyamory, but specifically so i can have a gaggle of puppy girls to like all my tweets
i think any cis het dude that identifies as trans specifically to dodge the iran draft should earn an honorary place is queer spaces
someone needs to take alcohol away from me i am a menace
she hits the clicker when i hit the bong
just found out I can hear super high decibel sounds, what I'm saying is I can hear the dog whistle
gender euphoria unlocked
POKÉMON STADIUM 2
NINTENDO 2001
N64
Would you cum in me in the McDonald's fake turf playground room?
Born to late to die in massed battle formations.
Born to early to die in glorious mechanized space battle formations.
Born in time to watch RC airplanes dominate modern war fighting like we all knew they would when we were 8.
Barkbarkbarkbarkbark
Trade deal: the best head you've ever gotten, but I eat ur gock after
This is so accurate
Getting gendered and named correctly at my bigoted grandma's funeral is such a flex tbh
i had a dream it would end this way
Y'all i figured out why Trump bombed Iran!! Pluto is in aquarius now!!!!
if u dont poorly scream sing every time a hikaru utada song comes on then like wtf are u doing? do u even enjoy being alive?
woof
*in the mortal kombat font*
UTERUS REMOVED
so Megumi is a trans dude, right?
😔 idk about that, cheer bot
men? sorry, there are only two genders, women and puppy girls, i dont like politics in my tableto-
sometimes i get insecure because im like "what if too many of the tabletop rpg npcs in my campaign are women? am i a hack?" and then i remember that my first d&d campaign ever the gm wrote 1 singular female npc for the entire game and she turned out to be an evil succubus who we had to kill
