coulroghast

Also don't abuse your kids into pretending to be religious. Church is boring as shit, don't blame your child's developing body for falling asleep when they can't move or speak or eat or play during mass. What the fuck else is a kid supposed to do? Leave em home for your Christ flavoured social club.

If your religion is predicated on being the only one & converting other people to your way of thinking, then into the bin with you. If you must practice, practice in private & don't bother others.

We are going Super Social Justice Blue Hair and Pronouns. We are calling things "gay" and "queer" as compliments and honorifics. We are proudly being buzzkills and harpies and feminine and vegan and giving a sincere fucking shit about the environment and climate and well-being of the community.

Person: wow, you're a writer? It must be tough to come up with stories Writer: it's not really. The story grows and demands to be poured out. Like a hive of bees living in your throat until you scream Person: *backs away* Writer: how come I'm not invited to more parties

Why authors lead a lonely life.

#bluesky #writersky #writerhumor

we have sent satellites to pluto
but still cant figure out volume regulation between ads and videos...

2025 & 2026 gift guide for techies is easy: Anything from companies that don't cram genAI & MLM LLM bandwagon bullshit into their devices.
So handmade goods.

Borders unconditionally opened, socialized medicine, ban automated answering menus, full renewable energy now, sex work legalized, factory farming outlawed, universal basic income, divest from Israel completely, cede land back to First Nations tribes over twenty-year plan, universal childcare

Dissolution of central government and switch to anarcho-syndicalism, public trial of all MAGA figures and ICE agents/administrators, survivors chemically castrated and exiled to habitable but remote islands.

Total nuclear disarmament NOW, forcibly reform army and police into a National Civic Works Corps and completely overhaul American infrastructure, all 1 percenters imprisoned for the crime of hoarding and their assets seized, landlords stripped of their property, prison otherwise abolished

Welp, not another dime to Google.

Love how the ideation always flares up when it's about to be too snowy to drive anywhere

Mostly I'm alive to not inconvenience people

I don't deserve love bc the body & area I was born in. I don't deserve to be hydrated bc the surgery I got to fix that body. I don't deserve food bc I quit smoking. Can't afford a place to live. Trapped here with my parents.

Having trouble justifying continuing.

My go-to is virgin caesar, but I can only have 8 oz of Clamato before hitting 10 grams of sugar. I hate this nation's obsession with cramming as much sugar as possible into fucking everything. My grocery store doesn't sell gatorade zero anymore.

So folks, what do you do at a bar when you can't drink alcohol, anything carbonated, or anything with sugar in it?

Also how do you meet people in a state with more bars than people and you don't like bars?

Doomscrolling bsky trying not to think about it.
Failing

Shame we never got to see Rite, Riti, or Ritu Repulsa

I wanna see CSMTMRA again

Anybody remember they made a Leave it to Beaver movie?

This does sound horribly sad though ngl

So, elsewhere a friend shared a review of a book talking about the "male loneliness epidemic"

Which, to be clear, is like five different problems in an awful societal snake fuck ball, at least half of which are actually just capitalism

The book is apparently helpful, but I have one big objection

It's definitely going to be healthier than shouting slurs at other guys over voice chat while playing an FPS, I know that for goddamn sure

Best thing Sean Dunn has done with DC since Superman (2025)

The problem with playing in traffic is that you get tired, if not exhausted

it's a meme with a silhoutte of a presumably white dude. a silhoutted hand stretches out from the side with a gun aimed at the head of the presumably white dude—the hand and gun are rainbow colored—and it says in all caps PUT THE PRONOUNS BACK IN THE EMAIL.

this meme made me chuckle

One conspiracy theory I will never let go of is that DSC aftershave lotion has hair growth formula in it. It's only been 4 days and this itchy shit is back like I haven't shaved at all

I vote for adopting scarecrows as a fall/autumn/November/American Thanksgiving symbol. They're usually filled with leaves anyways, and turkeys & colonizers don't really cut it for November rep. Up with scarecrows!

It's weird how when you campaign on things people loudly tell you they want it goes better than when you smugly tell them what they should want.

As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.

The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.

Tonight I know all my enemies are having a terrible time, which is almost as sweet as winning.

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died