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Twisted Mare Stables

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Living my lifelong dream to have my very own horses. Safe haven for retired horses, a random goat, and whole mess of other critters. Retired Air Force but not retired. No maga welcome here.

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Me today: I’m too damn old to be working these horse shows.

Also me today: Of course I can work for you next weekend!

Why am I like this.

01.03.2026 23:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it really a horse show if the cops don’t get called for a loose pony?

01.03.2026 15:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A large grey horse wearing a plaid blanket has his ears back. He is in a stall with vertical bars

A large grey horse wearing a plaid blanket has his ears back. He is in a stall with vertical bars

I’m working a horse show today and this big guy is convinced I’m here to give him scratches.

Nevermind the other horses who need clean stalls. Big man needs his scratches lol

01.03.2026 14:27 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
A bay horse with a white stripe is leaning her head on the back of a grey horse. The white barn is in the background

A bay horse with a white stripe is leaning her head on the back of a grey horse. The white barn is in the background

Lindy was soooo sleepy that she needed JC to hold her up lol

01.03.2026 01:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A black and white dog is looking at the camera. She is wearing an orange collar and her ears are VERY crooked. One is standing up and the other is down

A black and white dog is looking at the camera. She is wearing an orange collar and her ears are VERY crooked. One is standing up and the other is down

Look at this delightful little muppet I get to spend time with this weekend 💕💕

I’ve known her for about four years now but tonight was the first time she came out and greeted me and let me love all over her. She’s the sweetest but scarediest girl 💕

01.03.2026 00:48 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The hero we all needed 💕💕

25.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like I’ve asked that outside of a horse barn though 😂😂😂

21.02.2026 00:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh no. I am so so sorry for your loss.

21.02.2026 00:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s what I want them for lol

21.02.2026 00:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All I want to do is go to a bunch of Dave Matthews Band concerts this summer but noooooooo. I have BILLS. 😭😭😭

20.02.2026 23:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That is absolutely stunning!!!

I need at least two.

20.02.2026 23:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I do this sober. 😂😂

Also, your dog is immensely lovable 💕💕

20.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A grey horse is looking at the camera - he is in a light tan stall and there is a garland of pink and red and white hearts on the door beneath his face.

A grey horse is looking at the camera - he is in a light tan stall and there is a garland of pink and red and white hearts on the door beneath his face.

JC and I need about $10k and a hug.

He needs the hug.

Don’t touch me 😂😂

19.02.2026 17:17 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I love this idea so very much!!!!

15.02.2026 20:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Well that worked great 😂

#eqbsky

15.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 22    🔁 5    💬 12    📌 4

I am crying laughing over here - that is the best thing I’ve seen all week 😂😂😂😂

15.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So beautiful!!!!

15.02.2026 14:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A little grey horse is looking at the camera. His ears are back and there are pink lipstick kisses on his face. He is in a wooden stall with a garland of pink and red hearts underneath his face

A little grey horse is looking at the camera. His ears are back and there are pink lipstick kisses on his face. He is in a wooden stall with a garland of pink and red hearts underneath his face

No, really, Ozzie does love Valentine’s Day. 😂😂

14.02.2026 23:38 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂😂😂😂 my FBI agent showed me ads for discount coffins one day.

Like damn, I know I’m old but not that old 😂

12.02.2026 03:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh that sweet face!!! 💕💕

12.02.2026 01:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ummmm, my vet actually sent me the link to them. I’ve been using their stuff with no problems 🤷‍♀️

12.02.2026 01:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A picture of the Bluesky app announcing that we can finally save draft posts

A picture of the Bluesky app announcing that we can finally save draft posts

It’s about time.

11.02.2026 23:58 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Oh absolutely lol

11.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do! But only when I’m in a mood lol

Sometimes I just want the noise in the background

11.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A little red pony with a wild forelock is wearing a headband made of pink and red hearts

A little red pony with a wild forelock is wearing a headband made of pink and red hearts

What’s the point in having horses if you can’t be silly sometimes?

LP is always happy to play along since he knows I’ll pay him in German horse muffins lol

10.02.2026 13:34 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No but my horses do lol

07.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Have fun! I’m heading to Camden soon to go *checks notes* - feed my horses lol

07.02.2026 15:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Swear to god, you’re aging in reverse lol

06.02.2026 21:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I started watching Star Trek TNG again. It’s been a while since I last saw it and I forgot how much I liked it lol

06.02.2026 01:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just started watching Sheriff Country with Morena Baccarin - I like cop shows and I like her as an actress.

But the writing on this show. I’m cringing and it’s not even ten minutes in. 😭😭

05.02.2026 04:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0