Karla Pacheco!

Shit. I should have done Ascent for you in person a Heroes.

It's a life-changing experience.

I'M BRINGING IT BACK BAYBEEEE

Real story, I once refused a second date with a guy who didn't get the eel joke

EEL JOKE OVERRIDES ALL

I met an old sea captain who said he jacks off every morning into his pet moray's aquarium. When I asked him why, he said

"Bustin' makes me eel food"

This is clearly the most perfect day to finally pin my greatest post here...

Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!

I'VE RUINED IT FOR EVERYONE

He thinks movies where women have autonomy are the scary ones

Dr. Robotnik, spinning into space as the Death Egg burns

"Not all of my secrets die with me (you deluded fools)!"

Which is likewise why my favorite movies based on his work like Shawshank and Misery are from the short stories.

(unrelated "Shawshank & Misery" would be a great detective tv series)

I consider him a great short story writer who unfortunately shoves a lot of them into an 800 page pile of manure.

I think why he hates so many of the movie adaptations is because the directors have the gall to excavate the good story from his unedited bullshit.

this might seem silly but i basically launched my author career in 2020 (lol), and Animal Crossing was a huge help actually. i did a virtual launch for Avengers Assembly #1 on my island bc we were on lockdown & ppl visited and dressed up as Ms Marvel!

(write up: comicbook.com/gaming/news/...)

This is why my beloved endures me calling him "Dog Eyes."

I HAVE THAT ONE!!

Haha, I finished my latest script because of the opposite motivation.

Didn't help much.

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Avoided doing dishes so hard my entire closet got re-organized

We did have our little sillies

Venom gets showered in blood on the cover to Venom: Black White and Blood #2.

Belatedly got around to reading VENOM: BLACK WHITE AND BLOOD #2, and @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social and Pere Perez created a wonderful late-‘90s throwback to Larry Hama’s hoo-ha-ing secret agent Venom. It’s a blast.

Hahaha OLD SCHOOL!

HI BUDDY! HOW YA BEEN?

For real though, why would you EVER tell someone your famous wife is too horny without a steelclad NDA

see, THIS is what you bring in the National Guard for

OOOOOOHHHHH!

Timmy noooo

Superb

Well that's just obscene.

[quietly pulls up the AO3 search bar]

@jeffparker.bsky.social I didn't fever dream that, right? You did that?

JASPER!!

Was quietly reading before bed, when I was suddenly remembered @jeffparker.bsky.social designed the semi-truck "mud-flap" girls for Nelly's Ride Wit Me video