Oh, we had that. Plus my dad's insistence that if you looked at a dog while it was pooping you'd get a stye in your eye.
He got MAD if he thought you were watching the dog poop!
Period Two-Piece? Historical Horny? Pretty/Stupid/Fun?
Much the same way I will someday be gifted a cocaine riddled raccoon-squirrel with a drinking problem, BUT STILL
Omg who the fuck let you get ferrets
Albertson's. YEAH I'LL NAME N' SHAME
Oooh, nice detecting!
I just need 5 minutes and a bottle of Jaeger
I used to make dudes like them cry in bars, and I'm pretty sure I still could
Tell me your grocery store used AI to assign their photos without telling me, etc etc
Pretty much any AC/DC song has a banger opening, but Shook Me All Night Long is the personal fave.
Ohh yeah, that's the shit
ADHDinner
![WHITE PEOPLE TACO (or enchilada) NIIIIGHT!!!
Ground beef soft tacos with the traditional accoutremonts (Ortega Sauce).
With advance notice, your choice of ground beef or braised chicken enchiladas, easy on the cheese. Served with yellow rice, or just gobble down three in a row!
PEDANTIC PIE
Ground beef and veggies in a savory gravy, topped with a tasty mash, Jen!
ANYTIME EGGY BREKKIE
Classic two egg breakfast with widdle sausages and hash brown patties. Optional French Toast up in that bitch as well.
BESPOKE FAVORITES
[aka,we have to go to the store first]:
Shrimp Fajitas
Spicy Cajun Chicken Pasta
Blackened Fish Tacos
Meatloaf
Short Rib Something Or Other
Those Potatoes You Like
BARDA BRUNCH
Dog food. Because she's a dog.
(jk, a fresh scrambled egg and dog friendly fruit or baby carrots with peanut butter for God’s Biggest Baby™. NO GRAPES!)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4gat2p5en6ue6lop3bsd4zmq/bafkreifc4tjlgnlxgn5hxsrbvjtnwiyshhm34bl7mufqv6zqksuqjugaee)
Why not spice up your meal planning - and avoid doing your real job - by creating elaborate diner menus for your loved ones?
TO THE CAKE MACHINE!!
My worst devil was being obsessed with playing the game *correctly* and not missing anything (to the detriment of actually enjoying it).
Once I finally broke out of that, I could do a couple hundo hours on a Skyrim or Dragon Age playthrough without ever touching the main storyline.
Literally was just ahbloohoooing because I forgot to buy more teeny frozen cakes.
And now I am bereft of cake.
It's like they're trying to speed-run all the reasons Kissinger is finally in hell
"Some of you [poors, minorities] will die, but it's for [utterly pointless, illegal war for rich people] FREEDOM" was definitely a memorable approach.
I mean, it's what they've always *done* but the unabashed "oh yeah, lots of Americans are gonna die for this" was certainly novel.
On this day in video game history:
Oh dang, now you reminded us about naan pizza
It's me and Pere together again, and it's called "Dig Six Graves" which basically the most badass title something is allowed to be.
I ain't telling you about the "COWBOOM."
You will have to discover that for yourself.
Oh hey, did #TeamKrazyGoat sneak in here out of fughin' nowhere with a DUSTBOWL OLD MAN LOGAN story?? Out TOMORROW???
oh shit we did
Marvel Preview: Logan: Black, White & Blood #3 • AIPT share.google/vIxi48XUO5hu...
...[stares at patreon account]
Hmm.
(Also, check your dang messages)
Damn. Karlos Rosé would have been a killer burlesque/drag name for me back in the day.
I sure did! Welcome to heck!
bsky.app/profile/choo...
Well Randy mentioned something then I said something then Randy sent us this picture.
Totes normal progression of events.
Gonna be a fun time. For us. Possibly for Randy. Definitely for us though!
We haven't even done character creation yet, and @choochoobear.bsky.social is already forced to deal with our (my) bullshit
