@thekarlapacheco.bsky.social
Comics, video games, and other artisanal lies for money. Made Spider-Woman throw a kid off a boat, put the Punisher in hot pants TWICE. I pronounce it "blue-skee"
Hahaha OLD SCHOOL!
07.10.2025 22:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0HI BUDDY! HOW YA BEEN?
06.10.2025 22:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0For real though, why would you EVER tell someone your famous wife is too horny without a steelclad NDA
06.10.2025 21:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0see, THIS is what you bring in the National Guard for
06.10.2025 21:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0OOOOOOHHHHH!
06.10.2025 21:21 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Timmy noooo
06.10.2025 21:16 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Superb
06.10.2025 07:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well that's just obscene.
[quietly pulls up the AO3 search bar]
@jeffparker.bsky.social I didn't fever dream that, right? You did that?
06.10.2025 06:41 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0JASPER!!
06.10.2025 06:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Was quietly reading before bed, when I was suddenly remembered @jeffparker.bsky.social designed the semi-truck "mud-flap" girls for Nelly's Ride Wit Me video
06.10.2025 06:39 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I mean, you can go and get a hot dog or some nachos from concessions because there's not gonna be anything left for ya.
Bring me back a corn dog and a shaken lemonade, actually.
I HOLLERED at that one
06.10.2025 03:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0THONG SONG IS ON THE LIST???
These cretins are tone-deaf monsters who probably dance like middle schoolers...arm's length apart, kinda swaying while slowly moving in a circle.
I'LL FIGHT YOU, KEN
06.10.2025 02:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Some nerdy little Dalek and TARDIS and succulent soaps
Some nerdy little Dalek and TARDIS soaps
Still on my bullshit
06.10.2025 02:55 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0On one hand I'm so down for it, as a MILF (Man I Love Frogs)
On the other hand...oh it's gonna get really dumb and performative, ain't it?
I HOPE it's not Hawk Tuah point oh, ft Ribbitcoin.
Because I would totally wear a frog costume! It would be hilarious.
Don't get me wrong, I love watching fully armed stormtroopers shaking in front of an inflatable frog and the babadook (underrated background character), but you KNOW someone is gonna fuck it up trying to do a cash/celebrity grab.
06.10.2025 02:10 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0So what's the countdown to some grifter trying to organize The Million Frog March
06.10.2025 02:06 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0My neck my back my--
06.10.2025 02:01 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Throw another displacement activity on the pile!
06.10.2025 01:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's calendula and sandlewood in glycerin
(excuse the wobbles, I was trying to be fancy)
THE COOLEST SOAP EVER! A clear golden skull with petals floating in it.
Bow down, hoes. Guess who just made the coolest soap in history
06.10.2025 01:43 β π 52 π 2 π¬ 3 π 1It honestly took some work, but I did it!
05.10.2025 17:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Even as a teen I found DiCaprio's face pasty and unappealing
05.10.2025 14:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Have never seen Titanic.
Couldn't get through more than 15 minutes of Godfather (I tried!!)
Haven't seen any horror movies made after 1960 (and most of the ones before it were from MST3K). Which is kinda funny because people keep asking me to write horror and I'm always confused why, ha.
There are a lot of important posts quoting images of government officials saying horrid things, but they don't have ALT text. C'mon folks, it's easy when you're posting a screencapped tweet; just copy and paste the text from the tweet itself!
05.10.2025 13:27 β π 206 π 38 π¬ 6 π 0Shhh, don't tell morphine kool-aid man that!
05.10.2025 14:01 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ha yeahhhh. Well when I was on a morphine pump I freaked out if I didn't hear the machine running when I pushed the button, and they ended up stuffing me with Benadryl because I kept panicking.
So obviously we all get to enjoy things differently, lol.
