Logan Roth 💪🐻🐶🎥

My phone’s view while I try and figure out why FaceID isn’t working…

Went for a ride to go get some lunch and when I looked up realized I had inadvertently ended up at the sears tower. Gotta love a happy accident

Happy #NationalThankYouDay to a plethora of people, including you for watching these dumb videos. Words are hard, but thanks! #PlethoraOfThanks #GratefulButDumb #WordsAreHard

So glad I ran into @boyelperrito.bsky.social today to help me celebrate #nationalhugyourhound day!

Gladly

Happy #NationalSwapIdeasDay! Got distracted… again… but mostly thinking about how I’d love to whisper something filthy in your ear later. Just my voice, your hand, and you being such a good boy for me. What should that ‘something’ be? Let’s swap ideas.

Watching the #appleevent and my dick pics are gonna be next level 🍆📸😈

Who says being a wonderful weirdo isn’t hot? Celebrating #wonderfulweirdoday in my pup hood , dick out and very proud of my ‘weird’. What makes YOU a wonderful weirdo? Share below 👇
The best one might just inspire me to act it out. 😈🐶🐻🎥

People hear me say I’m dumb and think it’s an insult. Not stupid—Dumb is a grin and a shrug. Dumb is “oops.” Stupid’s “ouch.” Guess which one I am.
#DumbNotStupid #HimboEnergy #DumbWisdom #AtLeastImPretty #OopsNotOuch

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8SN6an7/

You could practically write a whole book about the fact I was dumb enough to be late for both act dumb day and be late for something day, two days made for me. Its just ghastly. Here I am, to celebrate national literacy day, on time (for once), but just as dumb. #bracesonmybrain

Nice to practice using my mouth for notes instead of… well, let’s just say a very different kind of performance.

Himbo brain unlocked: Thirsty = dehydrated. Confused = dehydrated. …Me = both. Hydrate before you diedrate, friends.

The suit might be the simplest one I own, but it never goes out of style. 😉

Always knew @LiamAngellxxx would be such a good boy. Proud of him for proving me right.
👉 See it all: himbo.watch

Awruf

Hope y’all are having a great #FCF. Have some stuff coming later today, so stay posted!

Apparently one of my toys should ask his doctor if Xiaflex is right for him because he seemed to have developed Peyronie’s…

Can't remember how to contact the supervisor who said they have my drivers license at IAH (me? forget something? never!). Any connections at @americanair in Houston who can help a jetsetting himbo out? 🙏 #lostlicense #helpme

I’ve moved. I’m trying to catch up. I’m sorry.
But I’m almost back.
And honestly?
This Amazon shoebox is kind of the vibe.
Anyways… first pup night in Chicago, if you see me at Jackhammer, say hey!

Changing out the bulbs so I have more options than just on and off. I think it looks much better in here now.

It’s been nearly 20 years since I saw the Scissor Sisters and 10 since I saw Kesha, and I never thought I’d see either again, and tonight got to see both.

I read it was National Beans ‘N’ Franks Day, is this not what they were talking about?

My first #FatCockFriday in my new apartment. Here’s to many more (and remembering to post them) #fcf

You still up? Good. Was thinking about you and wanted to let you know what we'd be doing if I were there with you right now... and good boys know they can always find me if they need me to tuck them in at himbo.pro

Just spent a sweaty evening assembling my new sectional with my shirt off in my new apartment 🛋️ Floor to ceiling windows, lights on, blinds open...maybe being on a lower floor would've been a better idea 😅 #DIY #HimboLife #NewApartmentWhoDis"

Having my name and my pup name both be Logan got real confusing real fast—
especially for someone whose natural state is already “mildly confused.”

So… new chapter, new city, new hood, new name
Everyone, meet Pup Nonrev. 🐾

I've had to think way too hard recently, and I much prefer something else be hard.
Luckily, this showed up and it is finally time to give it a test drive. Anyone wanna see it?
Fingers crossed my brain ends up as empty as my balls.

Had an incredible time with the Houston Pride Band playing the national anthem at @houstondash’s Pride Night! Just a big guy, a bass clarinet, and shorts that screamed “It’s Pride!” 🏳️‍🌈🎶⚽️ #PrideNight #HoustonDash #HimboInTheBand

TikTok · Logan Roth: Pro Himbo Check out Logan Roth: Pro Himbo’s video.

If I’m embracing my daddy era, I’m bringing the dad jokes.

Watch me tell dumb jokes based on whatever obscure holiday it is. Also the long suffering @AlphaPupNanaue.bsky.social doesn’t have to suffer with my jokes alone now.

Come for the jokes. Stay for the voice.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8MvJqQH/

Looks like I won’t be making it to World Pride—between recovering from JFF/IML, being sick this week, and trying to plan a move without fully melting down, something had to give. Got some good plans coming up though