horrowfide

horrowfide

@horrowfide.bsky.social

bookseller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma, shitposter. 🌱 I mostly post about Monk, books, fibre, and football.

633 Followers 465 Following 3,340 Posts Joined Aug 2023
8 hours ago
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Oh hell yeah

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8 hours ago

#Science

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2 years ago
A sign on a highway in Japan telling you where to turn off to see the real grave of Jesus-Chan.

As a young man, Christ travelled around Asia and when he returned to the Jerusalem area to perform his required miracles/other son-of-god activities, he pulled an ol' switcharoo on the cross and went back to Japan where he lived as a humble garlic farmer, married, and had 3 daughters.

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8 hours ago

Β£5
Β£10
Β£20
Β£50

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8 hours ago

She was the best dog, I still miss her every single day. 😒 πŸ•

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8 hours ago

If we play like we did yesterday and Chelsea play like they did tonight we're getting three points on Saturday, but we've been so frustratingly inconsistent this season who knows what'll happen. I'm looking forward to it though.
Keep the faith. πŸ–€πŸ€βœŠπŸ»
#NUFC

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8 hours ago

Looking forward to the CL highlights tonight because we were the only English side that weren't shit. πŸ‘πŸ»
#NUFC

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8 hours ago

I hope S.B. Fet's middle name is Boba.

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9 hours ago

BodΓΈ AND Glimt?
In this economy..!?

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13 hours ago
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Lewis Hall is having a brilliant season for @NUFC ⚫️ βšͺ️

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9 hours ago
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#NUFC

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9 hours ago

I think the fatal mistake City and Chelsea have made is not having a very large and extremely radge Brazilian in midfield and the best left-back on the planet.
#NUFC

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9 hours ago

Ok let’s play a game

Your pet gets chosen to be immortalised on a banknote

Which picture are you submitting?

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10 hours ago

This is a fucking fantastic album for fans of scuzzy riffs, deep basslines, and shouty vocals. I love the minimal production as well.
I wish I'd got to see them but I don't think they ever toured the UK.

Follow @fossabooks.bsky.social for weird and wonderful books and music!

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10 hours ago

Considering this Real side that's battering City are four points behind Barca in La Liga says a lot about how good our performance was last night.
#NUFC

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10 hours ago
A can of Barr Cola, who scored PSG's goal against dirty Chelsea.

Yes! PSG are a goal up against dirty Chelsea.

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10 hours ago

horrowfide is once again listing some of his beloved CDs in his Fossa Books ebay shoppe.
This one's an absolute corker from underrated Canadian garage rockers The Deadly Snakes.

Consider following @fossabooks.bsky.social and maybe buy some of horrowfide's stuff, I really need the money.

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12 hours ago

Yay Leverkusen have taken the lead against the Evil Arse.

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1 day ago
Daily mail article saying the Harry Potter series will be the steaming event of the decade

Lovely typo in a Harry Potter TV show article.

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1 day ago
β€œSuper Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, β€˜What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’
- Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

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New video from Alice the closet Mag on #NUFC, and naturally she's in love with Lewis Hall like we all are.
youtu.be/Jaj5g4zJTJU?...

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1 day ago

Sounds like Spurs are going to sack Igor Tudor, that club is an absolute fucking clown show. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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1 day ago

Messi’s kids have posters of Lewis Hall in their bedrooms #NUFC

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1 day ago

It's worth bearing in mind that Barca rested Pedri, Raphinha, and Lewendowski at the weekend, and our defence didn't give them an inch. An outstanding performance in spite of being cheated by a shocking referee. AGAIN. πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»
#NUFC

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1 day ago

I thought Elanga looked a lot better tonight as well, apart from a couple of facepalm moments.

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1 day ago

The ref was an absolute disgrace, Barca got every single decision, at LEAST two yellow cards that should've been given, the penalty was given way after the four minutes added time was up. Shocking.

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1 day ago

Jacob Ramsey is looking by far the highlight of our summer transfer window, I've really taken a shine to that lad. πŸ–€πŸ€πŸ’ͺ
#NUFC

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1 day ago

Barcelona only had two shots on target and one of them was a penalty. I wonder when the last time that happened was.
#NUFC

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1 day ago

It is once again time to tune into TalkShite for half an hour to listen to that twat Jamie O'Hara cry.

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1 day ago

Double Lewis Hall's wages, triple them even. Put a Β£150m buy out clause in his contract. Give him the keys to the city. Give him everything his heart desires because every rich club in the world is going to be eyeing him up in the summer.
#NUFC

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