Seen it all Before

“We MUST gerrymander, suppress turnout, steal voting machines, and deploy masked, armed criminals to swing state polling places!!! How else are we going to win? By earning votes with worthy candidates and good ideas?”

Because we must vow retribution against anyone who suggests that Dear Leader is anything less than omnipotent and omniscient.

Rudy Giuliani has a vaudeville-style tap dancing act and is still available.

"Blessed are the corrupt, for they will grift the crypto."

If I win it’s a free and fair election. If I lose it has to be rigged!

“Please support the construction of more gigantic detention centers in your community! We need them to incarcerate the worst criminals on the planet - anyone who didn’t vote for Donald Trump!”

What should be named after Trump?
-Oil spills
-Prisons
-Sore losers
-Cheating of all kinds
-A rotten stench
-Philandering
-Dementia tests
-Bribes
-Frivolous Lawsuits
-Lying
-Layoffs
-Inflation
-Constant whining
-Draft dodging
-Self aggrandizing
-Entitlement
-Race baiting
-Election rigging

Exciting new acts added to the TPUSA Super Bowl Halftime Show!!!
- Kristi Noem “Bad Puppy” routine
- Mike Lindell in blackface on a unicycle
- Lindsay Graham ventriloquist bit
- Greg Bovino Oompa Loompa tune
- And PRESIDENT TRUMP HIMSELF juggling Mike Johnson’s balls!!!

Roundabout way to say you’re illiterate.

Has to bring his own since there’s no good food in Italy.

What moron, as the President of the United States, allows a staffer access to his social media accounts?

Soon Trump will stop pretending that he has any interest in helping Ukraine, and will pivot to openly supporting his master’s quest to conquer.

“Please support the construction of more gigantic detention centers in your community! We need them to incarcerate the worst criminals on the planet - anyone who didn’t vote for Donald Trump!”

Seems like he’s on an island by himself.

Napoleon wanna be.

“Everyone” is just one guy.

Remember when Biden withheld Federal funding from Texas unless they renamed airports and train stations after him? No?That didn’t happen because Biden wasn’t a narcissistic moron.

That’s my go to line as well.

Shockingly appropriate response for a Republican.

She’s a master at her craft of being a professional liar.

The State of the Union on February 6: A racist portrayal of the Obamas and an ICE Agent kicking a puppy, courtesy of the demented, grifting, lying, narcissistic fool occupying the partially destroyed White House.

"It's just Trump being Trump." That's the line they pull out when he once again affirms what a bottom feeder he truly is.

I told my sales manager that I’ll have a concept of a framework of a deal in two weeks.

“The Liar Posts Tonight”

Rather than tackling the Epstein issue, Johnson is introducing a bill to name President Trump as the replacement for the Holy Spirit in the the Holy Trinity. Trump has repeatedly referred to the Holy Spirit as “overrated” and a “loser”.

Has to be Biden’s fault.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Did the demon come out?

Understatement of the week.

Did they have a 1099 from George Soros?