Seen it all Before

At least we know we have a President that can relate to working families.

That’s a charitable view!

Linda McMahon is preparing her speech to present the WWF Peace Prize to the same recipient!

“My imaginary friend Blinky just told me I’m up to nine now, and I’m a lock for the WWF Peace Prize!”

From Antifa terrorist to innocent freedom fighter in just 24 hours.

It should be considered a privilege to pay vastly higher utility bills to support the AI infrastructure buildout, since it will further enable our corporate and government overlords to monitor everything we do and think.”

ICE is one of the only employers where a failed background check is a huge positive.

Trump is also rumored to be a lock for the WWF Peace Prize.

President Trump feels your economic pain! He offered these tips to help you make ends meet:
-Sell a worthless meme coin
-Sell pardons
-Give your kid guaranteed, no-bid government contracts
-Extort billions from a University
-Keep the jet, it’s a gift!
-ABG: Always Be Grifting

Pardon incoming.

“And that’s while he’s sleeping!”

Congress has relinquished all fiscal responsibility to Donald Trump. It’s like parents relinquishing custody of their toddler to an alligator.

“Three of our top exports - measles, pollution, and racism - are all booming!!!”

How big of a POS do you have to be when you're a J6er who Trump doesn't want to pardon?

Bessent is correct. Lots of folks are leaving their positions to pursue lucrative careers in fruit picking, coal mining, and day labor. If they’re wholly unqualified for honest work, they’re joining up with ICE.

More projection.

Our distinguished Cabinet members thanked President Trump for stopping hurricanes, increasing fertility rates, restoring masculinity, curing all depression, ending static electricity, making burgers taste better, and for producing feces having that “that new car smell”.

His AI girlfriend would like a word.

Which is higher, the number of PGA championships he’s won or the number of wars he’s ended?

On every MAGA Christmas wish list this year: “The MAHA Family DIY Vaccine Kit”. Make your own vaccines at home! Raw milk, ivermectin, brain worm, and roadkill included.

Makes it even worse when they pardon Hernandez, who helped move tons of cocaine into the U.S.

Brutal poll numbers & election losses have GOP leaders cautiously asserting themselves against Trump. Mike Johnson even made eye contact with Trump the other day, although it was by accident and he apologized profusely.

“Never a scandal. Never a problem.”

So he has weekly MRIs and no idea why. What’s the big deal?

Trump is the sum total of his favorite insults: Crazy, Sleepy, Crooked, Low IQ, and Ugly.

One day straight white Christian men will finally catch a break.

Was looking into buying Megyn Kelly an offshore fishing trip for Christmas, but the flights to Venezuela are really expensive.

“Waste, fraud, and abuse” sounds like the legal team handling Trump’s vengeance prosecutions.

The buck stops anywhere but here.

Elise won’t call because it’s so hard to understand Mike on the phone when he’s gargling Trump’s balls.