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@smuggestsage.bsky.social

my name nep. dumb idiot chained by the neck to stb post patch. playing a weird lizard tribunus from the XIIth. I think Asahi is neat. Mayor of Brutustown and twitter's favorite perfect little angel๐Ÿซถ 21+||minors DNI pls ty! ๐Ÿ”ž https://vgen.co/asahi

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wtf that's almost big enough for zenos' ass

11.08.2025 09:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is he still fucked in the head at least </3

10.08.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Is zenos giving it to me

10.08.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Crying because he's white)

10.08.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Show Me Tactics Asahi Immediately

10.08.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Porn is not sex ed. It is fantasy. It doesn't need to be educational about sex!

When you decide that your porn is going to be sex ed you have now a HUGE responsibility in your hands!

Porn can be messy.
Sex ed cannot!!!

10.08.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 252    ๐Ÿ” 81    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I WILL BE IN STOCKHOLM SOON ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก

10.08.2025 12:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

.....OOPSIE!!!!!!!!!! SORRY DENMARK!!!!!!!

10.08.2025 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok um either the Copenhagen metro is free or on a trust system I just failed

10.08.2025 11:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just discovered smรธrrebrรธd. I owe Denmark an apology.

10.08.2025 11:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TRUE (if u ignore the asahi scene bc him being there does fix every other issue with the expansion)

10.08.2025 09:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm in a really dark place right now (Denmark)

10.08.2025 08:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
CLICKHOLE
LIFESTYLE
Groundbreaking Discovery:
Paleontologists Have Agreed To Start Saying That Stegosauruses Had Beautiful Singing Voices Because It's A Nice Thought And It's Not Like They're Hurting Anyone
OCTOBER 16, 2017

CLICKHOLE LIFESTYLE Groundbreaking Discovery: Paleontologists Have Agreed To Start Saying That Stegosauruses Had Beautiful Singing Voices Because It's A Nice Thought And It's Not Like They're Hurting Anyone OCTOBER 16, 2017

this is where i'm at mentally these days

09.08.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7530    ๐Ÿ” 1318    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 56

This image popped into my head and now I cannot unsee it.

09.08.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I ate so much fucking food I'm so full๐Ÿซƒ

09.08.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is just like Minecraft

09.08.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NO

09.08.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kazmont will be eating the danish labubu dubai chocolate

09.08.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to do insane things to this guy's cervix

09.08.2025 10:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know what Britain is

09.08.2025 10:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Arrives in a European country) this is just like hetalia

09.08.2025 10:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Real

09.08.2025 07:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Almost at Denmark...no more British nep

09.08.2025 07:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's so ugly I'm crying

09.08.2025 06:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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(Pics by sintiklia) the fact that updating Asahi broke Fandaniel is the funniest thing ever. It's what Asahi would have wanted

09.08.2025 06:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DRIUNK RESNPONSIVLY

08.08.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok keep sending ur wols to the thread I may pass out but I have so many nights of being drunk left #gaming

08.08.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Begging u to comm me when I'm sober this design is slay

08.08.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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