Imapeacockcaptain

Imapeacockcaptain

@lizashuman.bsky.social

You gotta let me fly on this one

1,136 Followers 2,338 Following 89 Posts Joined Nov 2024
2 weeks ago

Did he sprain his wrist doing those pushups in the sauna?

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1 month ago

I would have been out fucking up his truck while he was busy beating on children

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1 month ago

Does anyone know what the Judges justification for granting the warrant was?

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1 month ago

Another law they are just ignoring, wearing masks still?

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1 month ago

Throw in Washington State and make the deal!

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2 months ago

Thanks for answering!

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2 months ago

I don't know much about wildlife, but are they kind of able to detect when something is not a natural thing?

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3 months ago

Someone is going to start carrying rocket launchers.

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3 months ago

Elon probably donated a bunch

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3 months ago

Not those guys, because they are private jets and staff to haul their shit.

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3 months ago

Have they come out and said it was stolen yet?

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3 months ago

I hope the upcoming world cup is the biggest shitshow ever.

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3 months ago

I am sick of the states sitting by and doing nothing!! Laws don't matter to these people so you can pass all the laws you want it won't make a difference. Put all that war equipment the police have to use and protect these protesters.

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3 months ago

I hope ICE comes for their families

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4 months ago

The right hates New York so much they should be celebrating Mayor Mamdani's win!

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4 months ago

Or smoke detector beeps.

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4 months ago

And now he will get great government benefits and probably never have to work again.

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4 months ago

They look like the baby of Steven Miller and JD Vance

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5 months ago

I used to struggle for a reason to look forward to the future, but now I want to live long enough to see all these smug assholes in the administration face their judgement.

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5 months ago

At least when they are all geared up for war they can't run for shit!

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5 months ago

Because we don't have reporters anymore, we have parrots with microphones.

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6 months ago

Grayscale

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6 months ago

I don't know why security would let armed, masked, unidentified people in the same zip code as the Governor.

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7 months ago

When the caption was "splat" I was really worried for a second.

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7 months ago

I sense some sarcasm in this post, maybe it is just meπŸ™‚

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8 months ago

Aren't we breaking other countries immigration laws by sending non citizens of that country to them?

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8 months ago

What happened to the dog JD Vance rented for a photo op?

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8 months ago

Teachers should include some LGBTQIA+ in every lesson and those mouth breeders kids can just sit in the hallway all day

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8 months ago

If someone had a lock to put on the back of the, that would have been awesome!!!

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8 months ago

I have never seen so many out of shape cops recently, it is like all the couch warriors got the call and grabbed their costumes out of the closet.

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