SarahK, Pupkin Girl!

You can't make me!

"What do you MEAN it costs $15 to eat out? All I have to do is beg and mistress usually... oh. Oh, nevermind."

"Slow burn so slow that they never even got together before the fic stopped updating"

The developers of Life is Strange are evil and mean >:(

KISSING THE GIRL ALSO HAS CONSEQUENCES

I OVER-WATERED LISA AND NOW SHE'S DEAD

I'M JUST A PUPPY, OKAY?!?

I can only hope T_T

THIS ACTION WILL HAVE CONSEQUENCES 🦋

Varies

"What's your opinion on cock and ball torture?" "As far as I'm concerned, all cock and balls is torture."

asking a girl out is so scary

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Alleggations

It's hard to textually represent putting my mouth right up to the microphone.

I like how I was able to say "I lIkE tO hEaR yOu BrEaThE" at my girlfriends and they took it exactly the way I wanted them to. :)

How many headpats does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of my brain?

I don't really know, but it's probably less than I'd hope.

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@Cyb4rAnG3L on Twitter asks: "what's the lore behind your pet's name" @oncloud_e responds: "usually my pets choose their own names when they start estrogen" - 08 November, 2025

Finding a hot goth witch and casually leaving my fingernail clippings where I know she can get to them

If I had a nickel for every time Tom Kenny voiced a pointy-nosed blue-skinned weirdo who gleans powers from a magical artifact that seems to also make him act insane, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot of money, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Bouncing up and down and barking, howling!!!! for a chance at the "did ok at your job" sticker

Seems like a question for @schala42.bsky.social

This meeting could have been a cuddle pile. 💕

Have to go to the pharmacy tomorrow, but that'll involve getting properly dressed. T_T

"Sleeper agent? Looks more like a sleepy agent to me."

Need to be shoved into a Pokeball and taken to Nurse Joy.

Resistance is futile. You will all become one with the therian maid collective.

As I've been watching Spongebob with my girlfriends, I've come to the conclusion that, at least in my mind, Imitation Krabs might be *the* most iconic episode.

Once tried writing smut with a lot of flowery, poetic language. Deleted it years ago, but I still sometimes think about the way I compared the tgirl to a princess held captive by a "white wyrm", which was also the "ivory tower of her imprisonment".

But no worries, her surgery was soon after. :)