My living room by day and night
This is the first Halloween that I’ve gone as myself, hope it’s not too frightening for the people
My ex once woke me in the middle of the night to ask what I knew about the theory that Amelia Earhart was eaten by giant turtles (which, honestly, sounds pretty self-explanatory, not sure what else I could add). It’s not why we broke up but it didn’t help.
One thing I’m not going to do when I release a new project? Acknowledge it happening. I’ll listen to it in three months thank you so much.
Half your size plus two inches, isn’t that Planchette rules?
Can’t we just like have a tea and a wine (not for you) in a BnB? We’re all so tired, I don’t want to have to pack my planchette, it’s 2’x2’
👏 NEW! Witchgrass - a podcast from us pirates on the Permanent Record Research crew, featuring @kennedycatherine.bsky.social and @mjbanias.bsky.social.
A cold, Canadian story that will teach you how us maniacs do what we do.
Wherever you get your podcasts:
open.spotify.com/episode/4vWj...
Animals should not be allowed to die, but especially not this one. Stole him as a baby off a farm where they were going to kill him because he seemingly had no eyes (they were just infected & closed), and he was the chunkiest sweetest boy. Whenever he goes now, he’ll still be chunkiest and sweetest.
Got my period, made a roast about it
First Sunday at home since the September move. I’m still in bed at 1:30pm. This life may very well be worth living.
I hate that a good diet and exercise infinitely improves my depression that is also medicated and still deep, but it does. It feels cruel but it’s true. Though buttered bread is one of life’s simple joys.
Going no-contact with my partner for a week (she left her phone in an Uber on the way to the airport , leaving me to negotiate over the phone with the driver I found on Instagram to get the phone back, a man who seemingly believed I could have psychic knowledge of a strangers phone)
The best part? Well, two. 1. No cooking. 2. Rarely eat it all in one sitting so it just sits in the fridge to pick at during the day.
Y’all are gonna wanna see this snack plate lunch
I keep notes for myself like I’m an amnesiac with a memory that resets every morning. Sticky notes on cupboards and mirrors with painstaking detail and accuracy. Alarms every few hours with thorough explainers. Human supporters. And yet, I’ll be lucky to remember to pee.
The amount of times I’ve sat next to a woman in a bar or met one in the bathroom and said, “It’s all good, baby baby,” and they believed me? I could do this for you.
I’ve been in the new place for almost 5 weeks and I’m back to saying that if literally anything ails you, I hold the maybe egotistical but certainly somehow true belief that if you came and laid on my rug and let me choose a weed strain for you and then a corresponding meal, you would be ok
Witchgrass: A Small Town Investigation. MJ Banias and Kennedy Chappell unearth a case the town seemingly forgot. Following threads from waterlogged files, redacted reports to shamanic visions, chasing a truth from inside an unlocked apartment. Coming soon.
www.bullshithunting.com/p/witchgrass...
🚨NEW! From yours truly and @kennedycatherine.bsky.social
A Fake Prince, a Game Show Contestant and the Devil
open.substack.com/pub/bullshit...
He'd still be frightened though, rest assured.
Kind of miss it. Love having my very own baby of a business, but really, the only person I could ask to fight in a parking lot is @justinseitz.bsky.social and he could just put his hand on my forehead and I'd be 3 feet away from reaching him.
My last real *corporate job, I was written up twice. Once for trying to fight a thief in the parking lot who was breaking into colleagues cars. Guess this is a "liability." And once for asking a guy in management if I could fight him in the parking lot cause he was pissing me off.
🚨NEW!
From @kennedycatherine.bsky.social and arguably one of her best: open.substack.com/pub/bullshit...
In all inboxes: The Trick to Cooperation. Systems may run on routine, but for those pulled into them, that routine can feel destabilizing and demeaning. Today, Kennedy reflects on what it means to navigate a case from the other side, from the witness stand.
www.bullshithunting.com/p/the-trick-...
I’m actually really glad to be of service cause I’ll never effectively give myself that reminder
Not to say the most obvious thing that's been said 100 times but God the irony of being prescribed a medication that's supposed to help you do things like remember to take your medication and then absolutely not remembering to take that medication because that's your number one symptom, awesome
In paid inboxes: A Fake Prince, a Game Show Contestant, and the Devil. Bullshit Hunting drifts through Maryland, DC, and California, unearthing impossible threads between Groucho Marx, exorcisms, and slapstick comedy. For the history heads and horror nerds.
www.bullshithunting.com/p/a-fake-pri...
I got this haunted chair on Facebook marketplace for $30 and I’ll never love anything more
First week in my very own space of all my own that no one else can touch unless I ask them to, and all I’ve done is work long hours, write a little, hang art and make food and pull shots of espresso
DONT answer that I don’t care and I don’t want to know I just need the freedom to wonder
