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𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘡𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘡𝘴 . . . 𝘧𝘰𝘳 π˜ π˜–π˜œπ˜™ 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘧π˜ͺ𝘡! Editing Joyland Magazine @walkercapl on twitter, @walkercapla on instagram, @walker1000 on substack, mailing list http://eepurl.com/iHDiqA

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Latest posts by walkercapl.bsky.social on Bluesky

They're dividing me by 3 tomorrow

07.08.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dreamt that I washed my hair and did some work on my computer. A troubling omen that portends I'm going to wash my hair and do some work on my computer

05.08.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My track record of acting really weird is starting to trouble my perception of myself as the most normal guy in the world

02.08.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The New York Times commitment to Zionism begins with its own staff The New York Times has helped to enable and sustain Israel’s ongoing genocide. A new dossier reveals the close ties of 20 top editors, executives, and journalists at the Times who have covered Gaza…

The New York Times has helped to enable and sustain Israel’s ongoing genocide. A new dossier reveals the close ties of 20 top editors, executives, and journalists at the Times who have covered Gaza and their connection to Israel and Zionism. mondoweiss.net/2025/07/the-...

28.07.2025 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 7

Amazing question! I’d say my project explores the intersection of pathetic, disgusting, and long

09.07.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Say more x10

08.07.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro I love your lifestyle. It's such a biting satire of the creative class

08.07.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
100 gecs - Doritos & Fritos {OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO}
YouTube video by 100 gecs 100 gecs - Doritos & Fritos {OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO}

Accidentally typed "les out July"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PWM...

08.07.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So wildly embarrassing for you and the two other writers you apparently needed to repackage this nothing smear leaked by a eugenicist….. don’t stop you’re already dead

04.07.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are doing Defund The Police in reverse: Gutting the social safety net and giving unlimited power to a vast, violent gestapo to deal with the consequences.

03.07.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2554    πŸ” 599    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 14

What if I conk out? Oh but my darling, what if you conk in?

03.07.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œStanding up on it” β€” the opposite of β€œbouncing on it” β€” radical disavowal

03.07.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s no hope. #Unless

30.06.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Girl who writes a newsletter I read about how hard it is to not have a boyfriend just sent out a newsletter with the heading I Got A Boyfriend. Up is down in this reverse society

09.06.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Approaching you in public. I look sick) I love how your dress merges the disciplines of shirt and pants

09.06.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It must feel amazing to be at large

05.06.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(wisely) Ouch. Owch yowch

02.06.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m going into the screen to rescue the hoop

28.05.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My area. I will never stop hanging out in my Area

07.05.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eating a Toblerone and the triangles start bouncing around my stomach like a DVD menu

06.05.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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NYC Library Workers Say Cuomo’s Campaign Asked If They’ve Considered Charging for Services Cuomo’s team blamed a β€˜volunteer.’

The Cuomo campaign reportedly asked public library union leaders in a recent meeting if they'd considered *charging a fee* for library services, alarming some library workers.

Asked about the incident, a Cuomo spokesperson blamed a campaign volunteer.

hellgatenyc.com/cuomo-librar...

23.04.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 497    πŸ” 181    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 133

πŸ’ͺ

19.04.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Hostile Architecture of Toblerone

09.04.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(touching Toblerone's characteristic spikes) Promise you'll stop for me

09.04.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taking some time to focus on personal projects, like figuring out if Bar Italia is a restaurant, furniture, or a band

09.04.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Global markets should reel with pleasure

03.04.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no. I (40f) trained my gay best friend robot (0m) on a corpus of somber phrases

01.04.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Inventing a somber hijink

01.04.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Printing millions of graphic tees that say β€œG(I)RL(B)OS(S)”, cashing out and moving to the seaside

24.03.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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