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I would never give a maker space

This post caused me to buy Brick

Fallon is somewhere adjusting his levers and wheels, sweat falling from his brow onto a cockroach that immediately gets blackout

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Like 50% of things that have ever happened fall under the category of "political violence"

Well... it's bold

Brewed Cold Boldy YOURS

Bad day. I was writing a birthday card for my friend when I tripped and fell into a large machine that caused me to draw a picture of a sexy child on it and sign my signature like pubic hair and make my writing somehow both screenplay and verse

Italics should be something you earn by undergoing a tiered series of trials. You should be willing to die for those italics

I've seen enough. I'm conking in

Hoping someone edits my story down to a tight 0

I really enjoyed your piece! Just one edit: could you strip away the characters, settings, and plot, until it’s just pure light?

one of the best things for a lineup to be is a murderer’s row

Don’t forget what they don’t want you to know.

Oh thank you 💟

Is libgen gone for good? What are other tools like it?

They're dividing me by 3 tomorrow

Dreamt that I washed my hair and did some work on my computer. A troubling omen that portends I'm going to wash my hair and do some work on my computer

My track record of acting really weird is starting to trouble my perception of myself as the most normal guy in the world

The New York Times commitment to Zionism begins with its own staff The New York Times has helped to enable and sustain Israel’s ongoing genocide. A new dossier reveals the close ties of 20 top editors, executives, and journalists at the Times who have covered Gaza…

The New York Times has helped to enable and sustain Israel’s ongoing genocide. A new dossier reveals the close ties of 20 top editors, executives, and journalists at the Times who have covered Gaza and their connection to Israel and Zionism. mondoweiss.net/2025/07/the-...

Amazing question! I’d say my project explores the intersection of pathetic, disgusting, and long

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Bro I love your lifestyle. It's such a biting satire of the creative class

YouTube video by 100 gecs 100 gecs - Doritos & Fritos {OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO}

Accidentally typed "les out July"
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So wildly embarrassing for you and the two other writers you apparently needed to repackage this nothing smear leaked by a eugenicist….. don’t stop you’re already dead

They are doing Defund The Police in reverse: Gutting the social safety net and giving unlimited power to a vast, violent gestapo to deal with the consequences.

What if I conk out? Oh but my darling, what if you conk in?

“Standing up on it” — the opposite of “bouncing on it” — radical disavowal

There’s no hope. #Unless

Girl who writes a newsletter I read about how hard it is to not have a boyfriend just sent out a newsletter with the heading I Got A Boyfriend. Up is down in this reverse society