Mr. funnyman

guys check out the new wallpaper i made

just got my behringer pro 800.
sounds ABSOLUTELY amazing.
WELL worth the almost $500 i paid for it

a still from the garfield animated show depicting him with his huge, voluptuous belly, possibly pregnant

mpreg garfield

massey 🚜1994 traktor 2023 video plz vivers soprte me😍

man agriculture bluesky boutta blow up with this one

hello

sometimes i just wish i could be the cameraman and the guy in the video at the same time because nobody around me can properly HANDLE A CAMERA

fuck grapefruits. fruits are meant to taste GOOD and make me HAPPY, not make my tastebuds fucking HURT and me SAD. fuck you and fuck everyone that likes grapefruits. fuck

googling how to ask google how to do a crime i want to do without leaving traces of implicating search history for later

true, cant live without em

whats your stance on ipads

i honestly really hope bluesky wins over threads. instagram got that stank ass vibes but bluesky has marginally less stank vibes to it

Whatever man, go hide behind your fake internet persona and make little posts on your phone. I’m gonna go be a fucking adult and do the exact same thing but on a desktop computer

optimus prime transformers figurine that transforms from a miniature canon r5 mirrorless camera

the folded version of the said optimus prime, looks like a canon r5 camera

another version of the folded r5 optimus prime, this time with the lens detached

bro wtf is this HAHAHAHAHA

double entendre insult

was in a cs go match just now where i told a chinese guy i "pulled his parents apart like pulled pork" and he immediately shot me and got a 30 minute ban

god sandwiches salad and almond milk is the perfect way to start ya god damn day

call me casey neistat the way i heat these ready meals with a heat gun

why

this is cool and all but what stage of society are we in to have to specify which animatronic alien has no gender

i sometimes look at brutalist architecture and wonder "how painful would it be to shit out one of those?"

Tim Maia's "Gostava Tanto De Você" from 1973 is also a fucking banger GOD DAMNNNN

recently discovered Brazilian MPB and Tropicália music and Gal Costa is absolutely amazing. highly recommend yall listen to "Sublime"

i always have cool ass ideas for potential videos but i never end up going thru and making them real

just got banned from twitter for infuriating an nft enthusiast. hope he gets run over by an 18-wheeler

people shit on comic sans a lot but have you motherfuckers seen jokerman

I LOVE YOU TIM HEIDECKER

bold take by mr. cannoli

just used my first invite code

i really hope this platform succeeds bc even with this few people its immensely entertaining