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Elroy Patashnik

@couldbejoe.bsky.social

23 Followers  |  34 Following  |  212 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.7462

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β€œSee we go body for body, I hand you a body; I’m probably a better masseuse.”

09.02.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah this show bout to be nuts lmfao

09.02.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah I’m hella salty lmfao! I went out cause PSN was down. Had a good time and wanted to play the game and chill before bed and the shit STILL DOWN 😭!

08.02.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bruh!!! I’m in the same situation. Done went outside came back and it’s still down?!?

08.02.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

…it’s STILL out? I tried to play at like 8 and it was down.

08.02.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

1000%. I’m the Rocky Mountain Tarzan

07.02.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Take Me As I Am

24.01.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This a fair assessment of Purdy 🫑

12.01.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ja Morant and Ant Edwards are playing basketball tonight and the NBA ain’t think to televise the game. Go ahead and use this as an example for why rating are down.

12.01.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This gonna be the only good thing that the Supreme Court does.

10.01.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wonder about the first person in history that decided to keep a cool look stick or rock

10.01.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@mr1738.bsky.social aye that β€œBegging You” playlist is fucking gold!

06.01.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m debating on linking with a trainer and nutritionalist around April to finalize shit. Oooooo I’m excited for this!

06.01.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First gym back and for the new year! New routine for new goals! Got my San Diego Comic Con cosplay decided, so I gotta tailor my workout for the character. Fucking hype.

06.01.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sam Darnold picked a hell of a game to be Sam Darnold

06.01.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn we really aren’t gonna get an Eternals 2 and that is quite the bummer 🫀

05.01.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excluding certain circumstances, I’ve been going to the gym 6 days a week for the past 4 years and while I don’t mind it, the toll it takes with time and on the body getting kinda old lol

02.01.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man , I got home at 4:30am, slept till 2, woke up to beat God of War and went right back to sleep lmfao. I feel refreshed as fuck. Think I’ll restart my workouts next Monday cause this recovery feeling great.

02.01.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Such a fire ass show!

02.01.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Gonna finish all the side missions little then we move onto FF7

01.01.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finished God of War. What a fucking game and story.

01.01.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Over shared. My bad.

31.12.2024 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really hate that bidets ain’t a societal norm in the US cause dry wiping after a shit isn’t right at all. If one were to smear shit on any part of their body, they are gonna rinse/wash it off. They ain’t gon dry wipe it with a paper towel!

30.12.2024 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Think it was the day I did 15 mins of stairs and running each that I got extremely close to 2 miles in 15 mins.

27.12.2024 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time to see where my mile time is at…the training I’ve done for the last few months have been more mobile and flexible sessions. The distant sessions have gotten TREMENDOUSLY easier, but will it translate to being able to the mile time down?

27.12.2024 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m blessed to have the physical energy I have

27.12.2024 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have strayed so far from the will of god. :(

27.12.2024 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Hella curious what the viewership for the games are? Give me all that data!

26.12.2024 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aight that call was overturned, time to call this game.

26.12.2024 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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