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Probably because you ate your bed. 🤨

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Born to say: "Du solltest dich doch mit deinen Arbeitsmitteln viel besser auskennen als ich! Wie kann man nur so dämlich sein. Ich habs satt dir ständig deine Arbeit erklären zu müssen!"

Forced to say:

I like the way you're thinking!

What the fuck do you need Feuerwerk for the Schulanfangsfeier? This is already the 4th one this evening. Stupid humans...

That sounds dope!

In the next episode: Caro has a new rubber duck because Garfield still only plays with the one in the bathtub.

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Breakfastfield

I wish a very bad day to the person who invented work

Katzenlady > Pferdemädchen

Confused page being confused.

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My toxic trait is telling pages to "remember me" on login, although i am using private mode. So they have to set a cookie which is basically worthless after i close the browser window.

😭😂

Germany in einer Nussschale. 😭

Ich hab dazu letztens was im MDR gesehen, ich glaube das war im Vogtland... die haben ne Auffahrt, aber die Brücke fehlt! Vielleicht solltet ihr euch mit denen mal kurzschließen. 🤣

I mean they had to come up with a color at one point. I guess this was the inspiration. Nobody does it better.

Yes! Also, they're using the Softs a lot when it's raining because of that.

They put these on when they expect a lot of blue flags.

Niemand spricht so sehr aus der Seele wie Mallehits.

"Hell, dunkel, hell, dunkel, Montag!" 😭

Fighting fire with fire. That's my queen!

Da läuft auch ab und zu Schlager: 👀
(Kann ich leider nich zu oft hören, dann kann ich mich selber nicht mehr konzentrieren. 🤣)

Ja gut, es gibt da diverse Ausnahmen. Aber es kommt echt auf das Lied an.

Neeeeee. 🙈

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And it doesn't even include all the Ikea ones.