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Was listening to A Bit Fruity with @mattxiv.bsky.social and let out a physical gasp when he mentioned the most evil twink from my college as an “Instagram gay guy”

Sandy Brondello gets fired a year after winning the championship and still having a team that makes playoffs but Manbun still had a job?????

this has made me feel sick
i used to love seeing her vlogs around draft day but this is diabolical
wnba rosters ARE too small
opportunities ARE limited
but even when the choice is hard, the choice is easy
oppose genocide
#WNBA #wbb

My century blade! LINEAGE Blade of the Sword God or Demon King - This Blade either once belonged to the most beloved hero or feared villain of any age. In your hand, you hold the weight of the greatest deeds, glorious or terrible, ever accomplished. STYLE Gigasword - A blade straight from a 90’s JRPG, whose size outstrips practicality and reality—it’s definitely larger and heavier than you, but it never seems to give you trouble APPEARANCE Elemental - This Century Blade holds a visual connection to an element in shape, detail, or composition. DESIRE Glory - A desire to do great deeds and be known above all others. MINOR BLESSING The Summer Blade - While you are the knight for this Blade, you are an embodiment of summer. Describe how the season manifests on your body. Spend 2 Effort: You also bring summer weather with you wherever you go within 100 feet per level. MAJOR BLESSING Zodiac Blade: Iron Maiden - Spend 4 Effort: Summon the Iron Maiden to fight with you for 1 round per level. The Iron Maiden rolls with d10/d10 holy damage, she is immune to all but profane damage, has a Defense of 4 and 12 HP. She is represented by a 9-foot-tall woman clad in white hot iron armor and carrying forth a large iron sword. MIRACULOUS BLESSING Midas Touch - Spend 9 Effort: Turn anything your Blade touches into gold. For large, complex, or living objects you may have to spend up to +5 additional Effort to fully transmute them. Living creatures resist transmutation with their Intellect or Recovery die against your Control. On a successful transformation they take 1d20 damage plus an additional d10 damage for every point of extra Effort you spent in your attempt to transform them. The resulting gold is chemically pure and room temperature.

Folks we now have an online Blade generator that will turn you into a Century Kinght with the click of a button.

Share your sword and tell us where you got it!

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LIBERTY BIBERTY LET’S GOOOOOOO

Sunday AUG 31st 12:00 PM CT Knife Lore Megan Cross Ned Donovan

Sunday August 31st 2:00 PM CT Ben Drury Ned Donovan

This weekend we have more exciting Cosmic Century Knights streams!

Join us on Sunday starting at 12:00 PM CT with:
@knifelore.bsky.social
@neddonovan.bsky.social
@meghanlynnftw.bsky.social
@gamewoven.bsky.social

She stuck with me through the bar so I had no choice but to propose

I may have lesbianed a bit too close to the sun what do you MEAN Brina knows what a power straight is?

*about rumi* “Harrowhark Nonagesimus looks different here

Watching Kpop demon hunters with my gf, she has a STRONG Jinu bias

HOW DO YOU THINK I FELT WHEN YOU GOT A DT JERSEY?!

An American would come into Formula 1 and just be like “what if…you guys just crashed the cars”

sports journalists who have never covered women’s basketball have rushed to publish on the groundswell of interest in the sport
they have NOT educated themselves on the sexism, racism, and homophobia that WNBA players and women’s hoopers overall have faced and continue to face
#WNBA #wbb

And I thought it was bad enough that Ianthe was foreshadowed to be the Broom in the Alecto Wedding but I think I hate John being involved more…

Queer Ultimatum Season 2 Recap Episode 1: The Trendy Attractives Have Entered the Pond Lesbians are Brutal: A Queer Ultimatum Recap Podacst · Episode

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“If you shave the eyebrows off, that’s a bitch in the werk room”- my gf on season 4 era T*m S*ndoval

Taking this opportunity to show off the incredible card she made for me!

Ok slight spoilers for 3x09 but who is going to tell the Yellowjackets writers that there is no butter churning at colonial Williamsburg?

Sketch I did of my dhampir dnd character and her ranger gf
Happy Sapphic Sunday!!
#dnd #sapphic @naomisnews.bsky.social @knifelore.bsky.social @happypancake234.bsky.social

The way that colonial Williamsburg making an appearance in Yellowjackets gets more and more likely

Van Palmer is not the stepfather however, she is also not the father that stepped up

We finally got a “Linger” needle drop in Yellowjackets, for TaiVan no less, but AT WHAT COST

Also finished A Crown of Candy, adding “Trauma Bonding Prisoner’s Dilemma” to my list of DM torments I should prepare for as a player

Just started listening to Season 1 of Misfits & Magic and OF COURSE someone has done a D&D character very concerned about the legality of their magic school before me and OF COURSE it was Brennan

Street preacher: “God is watching us, there’s a reason why some parts of the country experience more earthquakes”
Yeah girl TECTONIC PLATES

Part 997 of me trying to explain insane gay media to my gf YELLOWJACKETS SPOILERS

Yk what? I can’t even be mad

Awwww you have our new children there too!

The brief joy of having a video do really well followed by the crushing realization that you’ve passed the view threshold where most commenters are still engaging in good faith 💀