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Tiny frost crystals on a grey shed roof.

Frost on a shed roof, so pretty!

I had so many plans for today but I've spent it sat on my arse, in my pyjamas, eating cheese... Best day ever!

An olive green crocheted aphid held in my hand, the background is a crocheted blanket

🧶I found the cutest little aphid pattern!

Two small crocheted dolls, one with peach skin, brown hair with bunches, the doll has a cactus embroidered over a dessert sunset, the second has pale brown skin with leia buns and a bee with two toadstools embroidered over a pale blue background.

I have become more than slightly obsessed with making these, 6 different ones already! Here are the first 2 :)

A small crocheted elf doll wearing a cream pointy hat with olive green and red stripes wearing red dungarees with an olive heart embroidered on the front.

One of many santa's helper elf dolls I've made, I get a bit obsessed with making them, there are probably at least 10 of them lying about :)

Black cat wearing a crochet yellow hat in the shape of a sun

This is Loki, he's 20 and he's amazing

Crochet wall hanging, beach themed mosaic crochet in gold, cream, red and blue

This was my 4th attempt at mosaic crochet, if you haven't tried it then give it a go, it's far easier then it looks :)

A small crocheted Jack Russel dog, black, white and tan with beads for eyes and nose held in between two fingers to show scale

I was asked to make some ones bestest boy doggo, I hope they like it!

How lovely!

I'm not an egg, trans or cis male :)

This made me jump so much, we got so close to it before it moved, I genuinely thought it was a model XD

A flower with petals that go from a light violet to a deep red-purple in the middle around a yellow stamen. The remainder of the image is edited to fade both to black and white and then fade out to black at the edges..

So I went and took a bunch more photos of plants and stuff, and then prodded the internet for open source alternatives to Lightroom. Expect my nature photos to be at least 90% more pretentious from now on :P

I think I will make a tiny witch cottage at some point :)

Micro crochet ghost made in glow in the dark thread, It's on a needle being held by a finger

🧶 I made a teeny tiny ghost with glow in the dark thread. It's made with a 0.50 mm crochet hook and is just under a cm tall. I will probably lose it within 10 mins of finishing it!

A tiny crocheted pale grey owl held between two fingers to show scale. It's about an inch and a half and has needle felted eyes

I think I finished this about 3 seconds before my wusband (non binary spouse) stole it!

Amazing!

Three tiny ginger crocheted cats, one is sat on a hand showing the scale. The background is crocheted with wool that is burgundy but is twisted with many colours

🧶 I crocheted tiny ginger cats, I crochet a lot, it helps to keep me sane... mostly! I joke but I do find that keeping my hands busy helps to keep my mind quiet.

So cute!

A small crocheted oval shaped bear holding a tiny crocheted Donald Trump Balloon wearing y-fronts.

I crocheted this when the Donald Trump balloon came to London. I wish the next and only time we hear about the orange dickhead is that he is locked away for eleventy billion years! It's not gonna happen but a girl can wish!

A thumb nail size tiny crocheted beige mouse with pink paws on a flowery blue background.

One of my first tries at micro crochet, I crochet most days, usually cute stuff but often protest pieces.

A crocheted wreath covered in strawberries with a small yellow haired fairy dressed as strawberry sitting in the middle.

Summer, summer, summer time! Only not where we are, it feels like it's been raining for ever!

Elderly black cat with cloudy eyes sat in a bath.

This is my beautiful old boy Loki, he's 20 and has dementia but he's still happy and healthy. He is also obsessed with the bath, he can get in but can't get out, he calls out to be rescued and then gets straight back in! I'm looking forward to this obsession passing!

A handful of tiny crochet unicorns

Behold, unicorns!