so is current licensing so fucked that they couldn't even give him a *machete* here? No guitar or hot coals? Just an axe? They gave the part 5 Jason more stuff.
You know, part 5. The movie that didn't even actually have Jason in it?
So this is where we're at? The only way to get new Friday the 13th merchandise is to license a multiplayer game that's been dead for years.
This Letterboxd review from Will Sloan perfectly puts into words one of the reasons why I love old film.
I get paid to come up with these subject lines and that makes people mad. I get it.
Learning random facts from your phone isn’t intelligence it’s fucking trivia
And we could already that perfectly fine 5 years ago with google
This implies Eggman knows Sonic’s home address and could mail him anthrax if he wanted to
It’s hard to get hyped up about Alamo Drafthouse doing Godzilla screenings when the closest ones are in DC or NYC.
There’s like 40 of these places in the entire county and like a third of them are in Texas
I genuinely think that going forward politicians shouldn't have social media. Not only is it an opsec nightmare but I think it's poison for good decision making. It encourages them to post epic clapbacks instead of just fixing problems and listen to the opinions of people who probably aren't real
When Americans were asked to temporarily sacrifice going to their barbers so we could keep the morgues from overflowing, people with guns stormed the Michigan capitol.
The cool part of the public domain that nobody talks about is that Wikipedia is gonna turn into a viable streaming service in like 30 years
two days into the week and they've already brought back Wart and Infinite, who's next
March on that bullshit
Death Dealer on a Tricycle.
My deepest apologies to Frazetta, but I just had to do it. 😆
#art #watercolor #artforsale #fantasyart #biker
its too late ive depicted you as the soy dumbshit bug eyed pokey and myself as the chad confident and all knowing prickle
they even set up the whole thing with Mario's family not approving of what he's doing, and made a parallel to it with DK and Cranky. They could have just spent 5 or 10 minutes building on that to give us something, and they just....didn't.
Like
Why would you even admit this?
The movie already flopped why drag it down lower?
Why drag yourself down?
IM HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE
wtf is the plot of this movie
How you gonna fit in introductions for Rosalina, wart, and bowser jr all in 1 movie
Given how long these things take to develop they were both absolutely both being made side by side, so which came first?
Thinking on it, were the IDW Kai-sei comics only made to be advertisements for the TTRPG? Because so far what I’ve read just kinda feel like concepts for a GM to flesh out in their own campaign.
It’s fucking incredible how basic bitch grade school playground banter is a viable strategy to beat tech bros and fascists
I can’t believe I have to reiterate this but you can’t AI translate manga because an AI cannot understand context. It does not understand what is happening on the page or what happened in the past thirty volumes to these characters. All you get is liminally displaced lines
One of the new Pokemon is a lizard so it wins by default
Been waiting years to dig this one up! Here's what I tweeted the day after my first pitch call for Sonic X Godzilla.
Man what
“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?”
“Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”
And online stores like amazon won’t help either, 90% of those reviews are gonna be parents asking why it’s 40 dollars most of the year.
