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i was happy in the haze of a drunken hour but heaven knows i'm miserable now

#thevirgincrown

my favorite thing is to help people have a good time in japan if you need help making reservations just lmk

HUH

literally yum yum yum delicious old man yaoi! cannot overstate how gorgeous the prose is, and how smut the smut is

promo image for UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO with the background the same green wallpaper as the book cover, and then with the blue potato flower and lemon blossom in either corner. the text reads: "M. A Wellons (author of THE VIRGIN CROWN) says: A truly luscious read. These characters are complex, real, and messy in the way you grow up hearing your family history whispered all around you. The way Jon writes about bodies and all our little erotic idiosyncracies is done with such care that I feel I could look into the mirror and see Magnifico staring back at me." followed by links to jonphaedus.bsky.social, jonphaedrus.tumblr.com, and UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO out March 2026

Cover of UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO, as drawn by @insecateur and laid out/lettered by @subvertebra. A digital full-color illustration of two men in 1820s fashion standing in front of a dark green patterned background. The man on the left is wearing a grey frock coat, the man on the right is wearing a deep purple frock coat and has lifted his hand to grasp the other man's elbow. The man in the purple coat is fat, with the edge of his double chin visible at the top of the cover above the white cloth of his shirt collar. He is wearing a gold signet ring on his little finger. The title of the book is hand lettered in a sparkly golden font that frames the upraised hand. Behind it is a grid of 4 images, 2 of Salerno and 2 of men kissing

Cover of UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO, as drawn by @insecateur and laid out by @subvertebra. On top of the same dark green wallpaper background is a full-color digital illustration of a series of repeating lemon and blue anthered potato flowers on vines, with a large black text box in the middle of the image framed with gold filigree. On the inside of the text box is the summary: "Don Magnifico, Baron of Montefiascone, has drunk his stepdaughter’s inheritance and gambled away her dowry, treated her as his servant for twenty years, and now whether he likes it or not, Cenerentola—Angelina—is the Princess of Salerno. In a single strange day, a valet became a prince while a prince became a groom, a servant became a princess, a baron became a cellarman, and somehow true love won in the end. Goodness has triumphed, pride has fallen, and in the aftermath of all these strange reversals of fortune, everyone must put their lives back together. The princess might have forgiven her family their neglect, but the prince hasn’t: debts remain unpaid, apologies unmade, and questions unanswered. To win back any degree of respect, Don Magnifico will have to humble himself and accept the consequences of his actions. And despite that, Dandini the valet wants to marry the baron. Don Magnifico wants to marry the valet. Un caso assai bizzarro—a most bizarre case." Behind it is a grid of 4 images, 2 of Salerno and 2 of men kissing

UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO reviews are in! This week we hear from @pavaal.bsky.social with one of the nicest things anyone has ever said about my work.

If you want to find out just what skeletons this family has in their closet, pre-order in ebook (5€) or print (15€) here: cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/for...

cat tax in penance for promo

ebook? more like FREE book! i’m running a free book promo on amazon this weekend 🦄🦄🦄🦄

joska and edham are in love and all but also, you know, like…

within the next one or two years there will be a sequel and everyone will get to see some heretofore unseen messiness from my special guys

it’s the year of the horse, and also the birthday of all horses in the northern hemisphere, so what better way to celebrate than by reading a book about a unicorn (horse variant)?

it’s the year of the horse, and also the birthday of all horses in the northern hemisphere, so what better way to celebrate than by reading a book about a unicorn (horse variant)?

happy new year from my cat who is VERY mad that i’ve been away for a week

Picture of an offscreen person offering candy to a horse, captioned “part 1 of my horse trying candy” “Sour Patch Kids”

i always end up posting my funny #thevirgincrown thoughts on twitter but i will share this one here as well

joska and edham

soooo glad you’re enjoying it! and it’s true… joska IS sopping wet

The Virgin Crown

👑 The Virgin Crown 👑
dark m/m fantasy

When young Prince Joska is banished from his home, he would do anything to find a way back and restore his honor—but a mysterious man who knows too much may prove to be a force he cannot resist.

www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0DX...

(pls dm for non-amazon copies!)

in apology for making you all look at me constantly marketing my book you may also look at my cat

to those who have followed me and have seen some variation of this thread like a thousand times, thank you and i'm sorry. and if you are seeing this book for the first time... welcome!! i hope you'll give it a try if you like yearning and unicorns!!!

Goodreads Discover and share books you love on Goodreads.

i recognize that a lot of people cannot or do not want to support amazon. if that's the case, please contact me privately and i'll find a way to get you a copy!

the second best thing you could do for me is to rate and review it, whether on amazon or goodreads!

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hi, here is my final pinned post about my debut novel, THE VIRGIN CROWN! it's a story about family and desire and secrets. it's a little sad, a little horny, and i think you might like it! the fastest way to get it would be on amazon:

www.amazon.com/dp/B0DXFG8YLQ

but -

Got my copy of The Virgin Crown today and absolutely devoured it, I needed like 200 more pages about these characters because they were so good 😩

HEHE i’m SO glad you enjoyed!

The Virgin Crown Amazon.com: The Virgin Crown eBook : Wellons, M.A.: Kindle Store

all of the winners have been contacted!! thank you for entering and if you didn't win, you're always welcome to purchase the book via amazon (amazon.com/dp/B0DXFG8YLQ) or by contacting me so i can get you a non-amazon edition! thank you all!!!

today’s the last day to enter! i’ll select winners tomorrow and contact you by DM! ❤️

ten days left to enter the giveaway! 😊🙏 if a story about a prince w/ complicated family relationships and a hot guy with secrets compels you, why not try retweeting??!!!!

it's HERE! the revised cover for my book, THE VIRGIN CROWN! i am so beyond happy with it, and i hope you guys are too—i wouldn't have been able to make it happen without the financial support of those who took a chance on the book.

in gratitude, i'd like to do a giveaway! ↓↓↓

A dark-skinned man with long hair and a unicorn horn (Edham) sits next to another young man with brown hair (Joska) in a night scene lit by offscreen firelight. Edham has his hand lightly touching Joska's shin, looking away as Joska looks at him with an expression of longing.

i am utterly obsessed with this gorgeous, gorgeous commission i got of joska and edham from tumblr user hotwe. i get heart palpitations every time i look at it. if you have not read #thevirgincrown at least take the time to admire this art and scream with me.

AND! as a reminder,

it wouldn’t even be international if you’re in japan :P hello, fellow resident!

if this art compels you, i'm running a giveaway for the new cover edition of THE VIRGIN CROWN right here! it's up until the end of the month, so please check it out if you want to know what has these boys so moody. :)

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A dark-skinned man with long hair and a unicorn horn (Edham) sits next to another young man with brown hair (Joska) in a night scene lit by offscreen firelight. Edham has his hand lightly touching Joska's shin, looking away as Joska looks at him with an expression of longing.

i am utterly obsessed with this gorgeous, gorgeous commission i got of joska and edham from tumblr user hotwe. i get heart palpitations every time i look at it. if you have not read #thevirgincrown at least take the time to admire this art and scream with me.

AND! as a reminder,

i’m sooooooooooo happy