wee chin merkin

wish a very fall in a sewer grate to people who think they're clever or incognito with this shit

it is one thing to genuinely fumble (like literally just be open to what people tell you about themselves!) but when context has already been supplied or it's in their profile... there's really just no excuse for being fucking lazy. smacks of saying changing pronouns/names for ppl at all is "hard."

clear sign of rudeness/just not gaf. this is what makes me mad when everyone is like "we should default to they/them for every single person until you know for sure" because then people just weaponize it like this and still misgender people who use it!! how about we just pay attention and care!!!

(for real tho depending on the tooth/other complications, my experience with mine made me wish I’d just gotten an extraction. procedure wasn’t bad but my crown sucks. also had a trash dentist bc of my insurance, tho, so ymmv.)

so sorry they said that to you… how rude!

Anyway I def have something going on that like 2 of the 10 doctors I’ve seen for it want to take seriously and neither of them are neurologists and it is a lot to face knowing I’m just gonna have to get worse before anyone cares when we could be helping me now 🫠

None of this matters ultimately because everyone was just concerned for me in a normal way but also haha ha

It is really embarrassing to send food flying when you are just trying to put it in your mouth and the shame of being seen doing that makes my ability to regain control of it exponentially worse, haha!

Wish my brain would release me from the torture/embarrassment of my very close friends witnessing my hands just… not work while I was trying to eat at a get together 🫠

I used to do the opposite to read fanfic without getting clocked in public 🫡

I did have to blow up the text size on my e-reader to ridiculous proportions so I would stop autopilot skimming for info which makes reading sex scenes really funny to me rn

In case you wanna know what I’ve been reading: classic Hannah Dinner vibes. Enjoying this immensely. Comfortable reading for me, excellent pacing, and I just relate to sopping wet MC. Doing an excellent job breaking the curse. (DM the author for non Amazon acquisition!)

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Reading is one of my first interests to go when I am super depressed as an adult (funny as it used to be one of my main methods of coping/escapism) and yet is such an integral part of my entire life and the way I am lol so it… it just feels good. To focus on the good here.

I’m like halfway through a 400pg book and I have not read this much like all year and it feels… so nice.

I knew my shoulder/neck flaring up was a distinct possibility when I hurt my back two weeks ago but we are crossing that mfing bridge I guess!!

waking up at 6:30am and getting stoned is not my favorite but the alternative is laying in bed suffering needlessly for hours until I feel it’s a “better time” so ✌️🤪

need someone to fuck my spine up like it’s a glow stick, maybe that would fix me

As one of the most consistent maskers I see in my day to day life, nothing makes me more insane than someone gifting me a partially used box of masks simply because they see me wear them often… like perhaps YOU could finish wearing them :’)

a white dog is walking on a tiled floor Alt: a white dog is walking on a tiled floor

hell yeah brother 💛

Oh my god??? I am a sucker for lambchop stuff AND Abba already and this is 💛😭

Post on Threads by "jaicilgin": "The common vices of most men: • Alcohol. • Smoking. • Drugs. • Gambling. • Porn. • Designer clothes. • Junk food. • Video games. Learn to control your inner self. Otherwise they’ll be your downfall." Reply from dril: "WHat you just have made here is a list of shit that is good,"

I feel like "WHat you just have made here is a list of shit that is good," has potential as a new dril idiom.

i got pink ones to make me less grumpy about this because nothing makes me feel cuntier than smoking a cute joint with a holder

being a grown up and admitting that i can no longer justify buying pre-rolled joints when i don't have an employee discount so here's to learning how to fill cones to my satisfaction when i have no one to blame but myself if it's bad 🫡

a brown/black dog with a white blaze on his nose and white paws, cheekily looking over one of them in a play bow with his head resting on the bed

tricolor dog (beast, worm, harbinger of destruction, etc) on his back on a grey blanket making T. rex arms

Absolute creature (dog) definitely reacting normally to belly pats when he was all riled up

cuddliest dog known to man

At least I’m able to just feel this ache of loving him instead of all the fucking bad shit I usually get along with that.

I miss Kratos real bad today. :’) thinking of getting a new dog is exciting but god I miss that doofus. He was such a character. True clown/diva genes.

divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

10/10 take. No notes.

It’s precisely the same vibe as those insane 5 min craft videos but somehow more serious that this is a good idea??

If this sounds too specific to be a trend, I deeply regret to inform you that you are incorrect and because I don’t have children/interact with kid content, this is what the algorithm shows me.

I think probably my least favorite specific flavor of slop content is when people slap “in case your mom didn’t tell you…” on a video of someone mixing various cleaning chemicals to make a fucking “air freshener” in a plastic container they just bought and dumped the original product out of

it's gonna have to be after christmas for money reasons at this rate but also: heavy breathing