Puncromancer

very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games

it would be a close call, but I think 100 victorian children could beat a gorilla

Wake up, log into Tumblr, open my notifications, see that people in the replies on one of my posts are having an ongoing debate about the definition and boundaries of "clowncore", close Tumblr, go back to bed.

Similar to Golden Sun, Runa features elemental puzzles based on different elemental affinities and skills.

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Bird!!!

Taskmaster (2002) #2

Huohuo surviving since 1.3 is a feat in of itself

Cre: asilvertintedrose

#HonkaiStarRail

Donkey Kong Bananza!🍌

donkey kong bananza feels like this

Cipher emotes/expressions

Cre: 来壹份黃油蟹蟹

#HonkaiStarRail #崩壊スターレイル

Mydei, Castorice, Stelle & Caelus in better quality

-From New Official Art
-Upscaled by Chen_浅瞳

#HonkaiStarRail #崩壊スターレイル

for some reason boss didn't like when i tested the mic for today's funeral by going "1... nothing wrong with me....2....nothing wrong with me...."

Tony is simply my favorite Marvel villains; I would write him into every book if I could.

i miss my wife tails #mydei

Misinformation about level count on box art FUDGING THE NUMBERS Wario Land 4 Over twenty enormous stages await! Wario Land 4 has 18 platforming levels. These are all fairly large and can be reasonably described as "enormous". However, to bring the number to "over 20", the six boss stages have to be counted, which each are exactly one single GBA screen in size. The game either has "enormous stages" or "over 20" of them, but definitely not both. REAL ESTATE AD EQUIVALENT Counting walk-in closets as rooms STRETCHING THE DEFINITIONS Donkey Kong Country Over 100 levels Donkey Kong Country has 33 platforming levels, 40 if boss stages are also counted. The "over 100" number comes from counting individual bonus rooms within levels as levels, which by any reasonable definition would be considered parts of a level instead. Any technical definition by which a room could be counted as a level, such as "a level is anything that is loaded into memory separately", would not reflect the general usage of that word. REAL ESTATE AD EQUIVALENT Counting cupboards as rooms BLATANT FABRICATION Super Mario World Explore 96 levels Super Mario World has 73 levels. The number 96 comes from the box counting levels with two exits as two levels each. It is generally understood that in a platformer, a "level" is a distinct area. Counting a single area as two just because it has two ways to exit it is at best incomprehensible logic and at worst deliberately misleading. REAL ESTATE AD EQUIVALENT Counting doors as rooms

Experimental post: Untruthful Mario Boxes
Occasionally, box art of Mario-related games will be misleading about the number of levels a game has. I list three examples in ascending order of "fraudulence", alongside equivalent statements if these were real estate ads.

"The robot has fat boobs because that's where its batteries are" I mean, that just doesn't make sense. Not only does it result in weird weight distribution, you're putting the most vital component in the one place that's most vulnerable to heavy impacts. Clearly the robot should have a fat *ass*.

No, you have to thank @yayforzig.bsky.social for this one!

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You're telling me a chick peed out this soup?

hell yeah

every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

A cartoon illustration of an ice cream seller looking at the skull in the counter display that a boy is pointing at. Caption reads "Oh, that flavor? That's skull. Skull flavor."

Yum. #grickledoodle #horror #skull #icecream #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

But could 100 men jack off a gorilla, that's the real question.

if i ever strike it rich first thing im doing is busting out the old check book and sending a cool $100 to every woman who ever sucked me of