💔 KRIS.

vessel alerrrrrt

I've got the world's nerdiest pussiest demon inside of me and it's making me tell people I'll help them with their homework and shit I can't participate in any of this

its too early for people to be eating people im getting too old i cant keep up with the meta anymore

dude

that shit happened in the next town over my brother told me about it that's fucked

by god when that roast beast hits

// i dont think she likes me

it keeps turning into guys

lately i've been trying to grow tobacco in the dark world and it's not going so good

// and it can't be petaly. please god don't let it be petaly. oh god

// its not that i struggle to find a character i vibe with. the issue is the opposite: i really feel like i could write practically every character in the game. but i enjoy carving out a niche for myself

// im constantly feeling the Want to make new deltarune accounts here but its hard to find a character that really feels Perfect. the struggle

// gotta lock in and re-log in to kris when riley's susie appears on the timeline. every time

youre saying im taller than you

im taller than you?

type of aura me and kris have going on

// oh my god i also had an employee 432 account on twitter at some point

[ briefly opening their mouth to recite the shit that susie said to them one time after throwing that apple but unable to follow through with it ]

[ JUST KIND OF LOOKS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THIS WHOLE THING ] . . .

♥️ Shelter
code

♥️ Fighting is
wrong

we don't have time to figure this out our hands are already full with the whole "trying to stop the apocalypse across two worlds" thing

nah i only need the one right now i'm good

... shit i mean i guess that one's a freebie now isn't it

[ remembering the first time they ever loaded back one of their SAVEs after they accidentally pushed asriel down the stairs on the day of their piano recital ] wow what kind of idiot would just kill someone. that's crazy

hes yours now you can get his items or something

i need you to watch him for me

its ok i have a friend who'd love to keep playing toys with you. let me go get him

you been hanging around tenna too much