She Pasta Way 🍝🖤

Why Andrew Dice Clay funny? It's all just stuff annoying guys say. Was he the prototype annoying guy?

Dark night of the Soul Train

Guy comes up to me like “I’ve seen you around and thought maybe we could become friends one day” and I’m immediately like “Are you the guy who stalks me on twitter?” And he got all sheepish and left and if you’re him reading this, I’m sorry if I was rude because you seem nice but also like ya know?

Being too embarrassed to bottom cuz i didn’t have time to shave my hairy ass cuz I had to lay down and be sad for an hour is one way to avoid getting an STD I guess… Also happy belated Halloween 🥴

Before anyone thinks I’m hot i just ate a whole pound of spaghetti.

Hewwo I am a crude doppelgänger of that which I seek to embody :3 I will never be the real thing uwu

I am an adorable little musical fruit but I aint got nobody to hear tell of it 😔

Post-punk and wooden spoon asmr no longer hit the same, I need black metal and getting beat in the head with a shovel.

Hello thank you for having me hello thank you for having me.

Shut upppp you are toooo adorable miss mime-vamp thingy!!~ 🖤🤍🖤🤍❤️🩸

“Would you consider doing the sex with me? I feel like we’d do a good sex-having together…”

Doorhinge the Explorhinge

I saw my own username on here and got hungry.

Meow ur adorable~

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Lookin at my banner photo and thinkin bout how fuckin incredible that mac n cheese I made that one time was.

Mira Nova from Buzz Lightyear of Star Command now let that one fuckin sink in.

Hey bleuskye been a minute. I think I no longer own a pair of jeans that does not have a big ol hole in the crotch from my ginormous cock trying to escape. best get patchin~

The internets gettin progressively more shit tho so I gotta figure out how to get it back out so I can be funny in real life again.

I don’t think I have the capacity to be me IRL anymore. I think my soul lives in the internet now. This reminds me I should probs finish watching Lain.

I definitely just unabashedly sent one of my musical idols a vid of me jammin and needed to talk about it on a social media platform that I did not use to send it to her eeek!

Shout out to those who come to understand the suffering of others but fail to acknowledge it because they’re insufferable self-seeking currs and if fails to suit ther personal agenda~

Synthesizer, simps inside her, Simpson cider.

In one of those “Michael Jackson might be the only famous person who almost certainly DIDN’T do weird shit with kids at this point” moods tonight. They don’t really care about us etc. etc.

Again, my idea for a reboot of Charles in Charge in which Charles is replaced by a Spanish fighting bull called “Chargin’ Charles.” Also the full name of the football guys from Super Mario World.

You ever convince yourself you can't do something cuz its too hard so you end up doing something way harder by accident?

Idk if I’m a badass but I am definitely an ass.

Dreamt that I woke up and my legs I just shaved were already covered in hair again ;-;

best thing about this life is that like worst case you end up dead or in prison or quadriplegic or dying slowly of cancer or whatever.

Aaa