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Freelance writer for various sites (Polygon, Coming Soon, Looper, Space.com, PCGamer, CulturedVultures, Unwinnable, Paste, EGMNOW, Playboy). It's more like pounding words into a keyboard, but I've made a living of it.

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It's just another day but it's one more with @geekygonewilds.bsky.social, which makes it oh-so-special. You're the one I want to go through time with.

"If I had a box just for wishes
And dreams that had never come true
The box would be empty
Except for the memory
Of how they were answered by you."

14.02.2026 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Review | Return to Silent Hill - 8Bit/Digi Be it the original or the remake, playing through James Sunderlandโ€™s story is a much better decision than slogging through Return to Silent Hill.

Some people didn't even know a new Silent Hill movie had come out, and the budget might not be the only reason why. Here's what I thought of Return to Silent Hill. - 8bitdigi.com/review-retur...

12.02.2026 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I beat Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero again, but at what cost?

P.S. - I cheated my ass off this time.

11.02.2026 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The toughest boss in Mortal Kombat...is my internet going out.

10.02.2026 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Review | Hank: Drowning On Dry Land (PC) - 8Bit/Digi Hank: Drowning On Dry Land just wants to capture a brief moment and solidify some vibes in a short amount of time.

It's a short game with a strange title, but Hank: Drowning on Dry Land says a lot in its brief moments, and lets us rewind time, in case we missed the point. My review. - 8bitdigi.com/review-hank-...

09.02.2026 10:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ranking Every Mega Man Game - 8Bit/Digi Ranking every mainline Mega Man game from our least favorite to the ones we enjoyed playing the most.

Mega Man is on his way back into the spotlight, so why not take a moment and rank all of his mainline games? - 8bitdigi.com/ranking-ever...

06.02.2026 11:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Review | Return to Silentย Hill Be it the original or the remake, playing through James Sunderlandโ€™s story is a much better decision than slogging through Return to Silent Hill.

Be it the original or the remake, playing through James Sunderlandโ€™s story is a much better decision than slogging through Return to Silent Hill.

04.02.2026 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Review | Return to Silent Hill - 8Bit/Digi Be it the original or the remake, playing through James Sunderlandโ€™s story is a much better decision than slogging through Return to Silent Hill.

Time to venture back into that fog, to that town we see in our restless dreams, this is our Return to Silent Hill. Take a moment and see what I thought about this new adaptation of an iconic video game. - 8bitdigi.com/review-retur...

04.02.2026 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No writer is a failure until they are dead. Full stop. A career in writing is built over decades. It's built like a house, brick by brick, book by book. Not published yet? Emphasis on YET. Book not selling? It's not selling YET. You're only done when you quit.

And I don't think you're ready to quit

04.02.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2704    ๐Ÿ” 347    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

Sometimes, a person surprises you with awesome generosity, and it often comes from my Twitch chat.

03.02.2026 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to Support Laid-off Vox Media Workers, organized by Victoria Song On Friday, January 16, 2026, the Vox Media Union received news from management about โ€ฆ Victoria Song needs your support for Support Laid-off Vox Media Workers

We're officially fundraising for laid-off Vox workers. Please share and donate if you can!

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28.01.2026 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 411    ๐Ÿ” 266    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

but that reading voice is a 'real suck.' I want to bitch about this aspect some more, but I don't know if that was the author's decision or what. I can't recommend this one, except to hardcore fans. It has made me start checking who narrates these more, at least.

29.01.2026 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

but hearing this bullshit narrator butcher names and basic terms - "back in the NINE-0hs" - just hurt the book so much, and I almost e-mailed Audible to get a refund, but knew I'd want to finish it eventually. They say it's narrated by 'Virtual Voice,'

29.01.2026 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My biggest issue with the experience was that this book, which I listened to on Audible, was read by AI. Honestly, kind of killed the book for me at first. The writing is slightly technical already, and I questioned some of the word choice,

29.01.2026 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This does actually show how 'genuine' and kind a person Zack could be, and also, how bad many of the other characters were, especially Slater. This author also really big on Lisa. #ZackAndLisa

29.01.2026 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

worked behind the scenes, as well as one really funny story pertaining to Michael Biehn. As a huge fan, I'm glad I read this. It was a nice refresher and gave me a little perspective on a couple of key episodes.

29.01.2026 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a book for people who are huge fans of the show and love details or are really into stats. I can't imagine a casual viewer getting too much out of this. There are a few really excellent interviews, knowledge about some of the people who had recurring characters and

29.01.2026 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and the times he fought against his character to do good things. The other half of the book is full of interviews with several of the tertiary cast members, telling stories, answering questions about the characters, and trying to remember those roles from so long ago.

29.01.2026 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I finished reading Zack Morris Lied 329 Times! by Matt Pais. This is like a Saved by the Bell textbook, a work that goes over each episode in Good Morning Miss Bliss, the main show, and The College Years, breaking down all of Zack's lies, his intentions,

29.01.2026 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Guitar Speedrun! Silent Hill 2: Enhanced Edition | Dog Ending, Set Seed in 41:41
YouTube video by GeekyGoneWilds Guitar Speedrun! Silent Hill 2: Enhanced Edition | Dog Ending, Set Seed in 41:41

youtu.be/LaBIX_Oef3I?... here it is if you're interested

27.01.2026 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably the biggest problem with being a game critic is you never hear what other people think of you

28.01.2026 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2863    ๐Ÿ” 244    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Ranking Every Mega Man Game - 8Bit/Digi Ranking every mainline Mega Man game from our least favorite to the ones we enjoyed playing the most.

There's a new Mega Man on the horizon, so it's a good time to reevaluate all of the mainline entries. Here, we're ranking the previous eleven games and trying to figure out where they land on the 'must play' list. - 8bitdigi.com/ranking-ever...

28.01.2026 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do people widely know that "California" (the state) is named after a made-up kingdom from a 1500s Spanish fantasy novel?

Yea, really. That's a thing. Look that up.

That's like if White people found Australia for the first time tomorrow and went "Okay so this is called 'THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM' now."

26.01.2026 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Last up was Tron Ares (2025), which has some decent acting (despite the Leto of it all), solid visuals, and a wonderful NIN soundtrack, but feels like it didn't execute its premise super well. The end sets up some intriguing ideas, but I doubt we'll get more of this, which kinda sucks.

26.01.2026 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another remake, The Running Man (2025), was a much better time. It's not the original for sure, but this was a larger-scale adventure with some quirky fun and action. I'd watch this one again, even if they missed a great opportunity with that ending.

26.01.2026 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remembering the old Emmanuelle films, I decided to give the new re-imagining (2024) a shot. The sexuality is still there, going for something slightly more artistic (with full frontal) than softcore, but it lost the plot, its charm, and the ending causes massive blue balls as well as disappointment.

26.01.2026 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For recent movies, we did Night Patrol, which I wrote a full review for, and followed it up with Predator Badlands (2025). That's an enjoyable, no-fuss film that stays consistently fun without losing its focus. It's no Predator 2, but still quite cool, even with a talkative main character.

26.01.2026 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yea, I love Batman Forever, just... not that sequel.

24.01.2026 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone wanna watch a new Wally video today?

(It's okay if you don't. I was just asking. ๐Ÿ˜„)

23.01.2026 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because cool? '90s? Really, it was just his love of Batman '66.

24.01.2026 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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