Mike Drucker

Leia calling Chewbacca a "walking carpet" seems pretty racist but I guess we're not ready to have that conversation

Zohran did a Charisma check and rolled a nat 20

guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani

A cropped screenshot from a Canadian government website with the prompt "What's your occupation?" The answer "Writer" has been provided, generating the red text error response "Please enter a valid occupation."

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

Zohran & Trump is like that Saved By The Bell episode where Lisa became enamored with Jessie’s new step-brother from New York because her friends were all dorks.

But instead of crashing a car with her, Zohran’s just like “What if people could actually afford to live in America?”.

Can you imagine how good Don Jr would feel if Trump ever clapped him on the shoulder like this?

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

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I think this is mostly the correct take. He also enjoys celebrities who will speak to him.

After that meeting, I'm never playing poker against Zohran Mamdani.

I think the thing that Mamdani has here that other Dems don't is that he owes no loyalty to the old guard. A lot of Trump's mortal enemies actively tried to stop Mamdani. With a big smile, he beat the Dems that Trump hates and made them sad on TV. That's all Trump cares about.

Look I don’t relish reposting Fox News but this is objectively hilarious

Trump regularly kneecapping Stefanik, one of his most loyal sycophants, is deeply, deeply funny

this is the world's most confusing day for centrist Democrats who just voted to condemn socialism and tried to sink Mamdani's campaign for months

well okay then

Nothing to see here. Just the White House needing to reassure the public that Piggy doesn't want to murder members of Congress. 😩

Yeah, I swear a little but there’s basically zero sex outside of a few non-descriptive jokes about myself. So I’d say yes?

Thank you very much!

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My book Good Game No Rematch is now more than half-off with Amazon’s Black Friday sale!

If you’re looking for the perfect gift for the video game fan in your life (and/or you have no idea what to get them) this silly book fits the bill quite nicely!

This story is nuts.

"ICE agents then surrounded the judge’s car and demanded everyone to exit the vehicle, threatening to smash in the windows if they did not comply."

Pretty grim to go back and read this. The media liked Trump and helped him win the election.

“You no like joke now that Fetter Man here”

I try to explain everything I talk about. You might be missing some nostalgia here or there but it’s written so people can understand everything. Mostly from worry that even fans might not know a specific reference or news story.

There are a lot of questions they could have asked her, instead of lobbing softball after softball, but the most important one of all was “FUCKING WHY?”

Also my book is on sale for 54% off right now, which is nice. Spend all that money you’re saving on Fetterman’s crap and buy my better crap twice.

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Honestly feels pretty good to know my book sold way better than a dickhead senator’s book

Republicans will legit scream that the left must be antisemitic because a big city elected a Muslim mayor but then they’ll ardently go to the mat for Nazi flags and iconography.

REPUBLICANS: “How dare you call us Nazis?!”

ALSO REPUBLICANS: “The swastika needs to make a comeback.”

Thank you very much!