I love that the FBI is now just a taxpayer-funded program to help a lil 12-year-old boy meet athletes he looks up to
Yeah no fucking shit
I’m all in favor of welcoming people who made a mistake and want to change things, but maybe we should stop treating them like special darlings for flip-flopping on whether they believe in race science because they got a B- from an adjunct professor with a septum piercing
Good point
We’re now on year 10 of fawning articles about fucking idiots sticking forks in electrical outlets and saying “wha happun?” the moment it hurts
Oh no, the people who hate women didn’t think you were different than all the other girls like you said?
100000% agree
Dominic, I want you to know just how broke you’ve made me over this past year. I hate you. I hate your work. I’m buying this game right now and look forward to future recommendations.
ECCC was fun and I had a wonderful time.
But there was a storm cloud. When I complained about Trump with my white straight cis friends, we were all sincere and concerned.
But I talked with many Trans friends, and it’s so much worse. They are in fear for their lives.
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That would’ve been the greatest day in my parents’ life
Forget the shoe, lemme just wear the shoe box
I genuinely hope you will all make this graphic of me when the time comes
No greater metaphor for America
I still find the "video games are in an attention economy competition with betting apps and porn" narrative just totally absurd. The number of people who spend enough time on Kalshi or OnlyFans that it meaningfully competes with time-consuming entertainment like games must be vanishingly small.
Today's game of big dog or small ball
No, good catch! Thank you!
I wrote some stuff about Mario Day, the awful news, and good video games in the middle of a bad industry. Thoughts. We all have them.
Happy Mario day!
I like that Trump will say some garbled sentence like, “The war against the very bad, no class Agrabah is now over until soon and with tears in her eyes, Bianca Jagger thanked me in Studio 54” and serious people act as if he had some sort of coherent thought that he’ll remember tomorrow
If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job
Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind.
It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty.
Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face.
Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.
I don’t even know why I apply for jobs when they always go to people with famous dads
Looking forward to finding out why this administration has started this war
I think about this tweet all the time and it’ll never not make me laugh.
Me after carrying two bags of groceries up one flight of stairs
Wait but Trump made American soldiers get on their knees to roll out the red carpet for Putin! I thought that would surely make him respect us
I have reversed my childhood position on this issue and now believe we did not bully nerds nearly enough.
This awesome two page spread from Superguy #1 seemed to be almost everyone’s favorite moment from the issue, and I don’t think I ever shared it!
Art by @jorionsbelt.bsky.social
Back issue 2 on Kickstarter today! We’ve got a week left 🔗⬇️
"Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas" is the closest we'll ever get to that scene in The Naked Gun reboot where Liam Neeson looks around the room and comes up with the fake name "Cherry Roosevelt Fat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti"
