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love 2 dissociate @ work 😵‍💫😵‍💫

exactly what it says on the tin!! you take the orange out of your fridge and you eat it in the shower!! apparently it is a transcendent experience though i have yet to do it myself

From: Magic Boy (1959), dir. Akira Daikubara and Taiji Yabushita, Toei Doga

i wanna thank all 4 of you who liked this because this was supposed to be a joke about SHOWER ORANGES and i said fridge. no lie i thought about the wording of this post for 30 MINUTES and never did it occur to me that i picked the wrong word

Fish with Legs Painting. Acrylic on Eucalyptus Wood Block.

a partial face has been drawn on screen with some lower section part not finalized. text above: now for her chin. does jackie have a beard? yes or no.

lower facial parts have mostly been filled in with a kinda smiling mouth and a wide beard. text above: is it bushy or narrow? bushhy

facemaker, magazine screenshots, vic-20 (1982) archive.org/details/your...

my fridge orange,, or as the children are calling it these days ""frajorange""

Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

To: Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com] From: Sent: Wed 7/15/2009 1:56:13 AM Subject: Re: florida visit? good typing! oh well, looks like it's a long flight anyhow... edmonton is so far away from EVERYTHING. On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 7:49 PM, Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote: i am tied up until aug On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 9:41 PM, wrote: You planted a seed with your invite today. I have next Wed thru Sunday off (July 22-26), my last vacation for months. I was going to take polo lessons in Calgary but I (DON'T) think my body can handle it! I pull a muscle every time, and I'm starting to realize my budding polo career might have to take a back seat to my actual job. think What are you doing next week?

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

...d-do you want this as a YCH? because I made it a YCH.

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this is a picture of a sea butterfly (snail) larva and NOT one of my semicircular canals.. tricked ya!!

hey its the snail that lives in my ear!! i wish i could put my finger on what it is that makes him so darned persuasive 🤔🤔

currently in the bathroom ((thanks lactose intolerance!!!)) and was just privy to 3 ladies having this convo:

"i liked the penguins."

"yeah i also liked the penguins."

(pause)

"BEnguinnnnnnnn"

"🅱️enguin??"

"🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ennnnnnnnguinnnn"

a giant white plaster t rex is brought in on a truck to an unnamed museum

hidden mickey!!! actually i think this is he HIDING of one of the mickeys??????

a display of taxidermied chickens which a sign that invites the viewer to look at all of them

👀👀👀👀👀🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓

A plaque that says "ask the expert! Jon Young of the Wilderness Awareness School was our consultant for 'a birds world'. He can answer your questions about Bird Language. Have a seat and push the round button to learn more."

a computer screen housed inside a metal panel, showing the message "enter a birds world" against the image of a lake shore. A framed picture pf a short haired man takes up most of the right side of the screen. The screen instructs you to press any button to begin

this guy is supposed to be the expert.. i dunno. i thought an expert in bird language might have some feathers. maybe a beak

a plaque that says "bird language birds. The birds with this symbol are the best birds in a given habitat to teach you bird language"

about to learn bird language ama

just saw the term """oyster larvae"" and nearly tasted my dots again!!!! 🤮🤮OYSTERS IS BUGS,, FELLAS

i did it........ that was so many dots.. almost TOO many!!

OKAY THIS WAS A LOT OF DOTS AND I WAS NOT PREPARED

science museum scrandle 3..?? ?

11. Portly spider crab

11. Portly spider crab

11. Portly spider crab

oooooh you kinda get double for this one mabus

do you know the real name of this image?? 🤔🤔

this is all he does all day

An outstretched finger pushes a button that will never respond,, as it ((like its kin)) are just drawn onto the wall in front of it!! LAME!!!!!!!

see this is what i mean abt all the exhibits being broken!!!!!!!none of the buttons in the apollo command module replica works!!!!! 👿👿

a cylindrical amethyst geode that could resemble a pipe

would you take a hit if i offered u this y/n

also itS CALLED A RUBE GOLBERG MACHINE U UNCULTURED AVIAN

ok i need u to know i read your comment as "A mousetrap"" rather than """mousetrap"" ((the game)) and got very confused as to where the mice would enter this contraption

this is dope ngl. its so fucking quiet.