An inside look at NFL scouting reports, and the scouts who create them
An NFL scouting report can range from traditional sentences to a series of color-coded messages, shorthand terms and emoji-like tags.
Before a player is an NFL draft pick, he is the subject of a scouting report.
These, and the scouts that build and evolve them, are the DNA of a roster.
I spent the combine talking to scouts about how they write the reports that shape their teams - and the draft: www.nytimes.com/athletic/706...
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None of these guys look like they love eating burgers. They look like MBA types who got into the burger business for money. Now Dave Thomas, that was a guy who looked obsessed with giving you the greatest square-patty burger you could ever imagine at an extremely good price.
05.03.2026 15:02 —
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After weeks of hiding slinking away and being chased by Chonk Boi my orange lad finally had enough today and was like "alright mf enough is enough lets do this idc if you're stronger" and Chonk Boi immediately goes "Fucking finally. NOW I can respect you bro" & feels like there's a lesson there
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YouTube video by Baby Comedy Box
4-Year-Old Kid Silences Host 😂 “You’re Right!” | Smartest Funny Interview Ever 🤯 #funny #funnybaby
I don’t know man, this kid is on to something:
youtube.com/shorts/CLtTp...
05.03.2026 15:03 —
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We are on the finale. I’ll check in about your thoughts tomorrow night.
05.03.2026 06:22 —
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Best names: Blades, Jurevicius, Houshmandzadeh
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Joe Jurevicius, Ricardo Lockette, Jake Bobo
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How many episodes in are you?!
05.03.2026 05:40 —
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Cannot unsee John Schneider on Love is Blind.
Begging him to tie the knot with our free agents like he did with his fiancé on the show
05.03.2026 04:45 —
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Elite hype man, garbage qb
05.03.2026 04:45 —
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tbf baseball is literally just the last 6 overs of a T20 game with half a field
05.03.2026 04:51 —
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Dirty D
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8:33 PM • Mar 4, 2026
Nice
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I will doom until John does something idc
05.03.2026 04:16 —
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bsky.app/profile/wron...
Then you would lose stories like this one forever.
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DW i texted my ex (the one who used my dead grandmother's wedding dress to clean herself off after we hooked up in the basement for yet another "final" breakup sex)
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there is no way they were talking to real people
05.03.2026 04:01 —
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Rams 42, Seahawks 7 - 2017 full game
05.03.2026 01:46 —
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I need you to get creative af, JS!! Can’t teach his kind of speed.
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Any particular style? I am always keeping an eye out on various second hand sites and would be happy to send any opportunities I find your way.
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F & N… THAT is when Frangos were elite.
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From the Seattle community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the Seattle community
I googled them, which lead me to read this Reddit thread and learned quite a bit. Lame that they're made in Chicago now but it sounds like Maeve makes a decent version? www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/co...
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FEDERAL WAY!
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😡
04.03.2026 14:35 —
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Noooooooo!
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What size and player are you looking for?
04.03.2026 06:51 —
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Gdi now I’m doing it
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You usually have a golden eye for that kind of wordplay.
04.03.2026 06:48 —
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Bringing you some as well
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I think you’ve finally earned your halo
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