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It's been four months since Sandon Smith has posted on Instagram without a glass of red wine. Interesting signs for the young half on whom much of the #Roosters fate rests in season '25 #NRL #OTP

Jarome Luas posts from his nan's bedside, pictured wearing his three premiership rings and surely imbuing them with power and mana. Tigers fans take note #NRL #BalmainTigers #JaromeLuai

Sua Faalogo appears to have spent his day off relaxing on a grassy hillock and admiring a beautiful vista. Impressive signs for season '25 at the Storm #NRL #MelbourneStorm

Mitchell Moses moves to the Roosters in 2026 #OTP #Roostes #Eels #NRL

Patrick Carrigan poses with American Country music star Riley Duckman, who holds a Broncos jersey, confused. This perpetrates the myth that Brisbane has a rural regional culture, when it is in fact an urban metropolitan hub.

The Brisbane Broncos are a club of lies. Spring Hill is an inner city suburb. Brisbane is a metropolitan centre. And until #Broncos players turn their back on country music and embrace their city's true musical heroes, The Go-Betweens, the club will languish and fade from competition. #OTP #NRL

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Excellent news out of Melbourne Camp as Jack Howarth is spotted receiving a mind bending fluro orange front wedgy from one of the boys. We have no precedent for this, and can't comment on what it means for the #Storm faithful or the gambling community #NRL

NRL BOMBSHELL: Luke Combs confirmed understanding of his negative impact on the form of Rugby League players. Fans and the gambling community deserve (at minimum) an investigation by the #NRL

#OTP predicts a continued slide in form for Ryan Matterson, seen here shamelessly pushing Luke Combs tickets and making a weak attempt at looking "country". Note he is alone in his car. Bad signs for the Parra faithful. #NRL #ParramataEels

Whether or not you believe in a deity's involvement in the material universe/Rugby League, there is a well graphed correlation between Critta's unshakeable faith in a Paternal Christian God and the Bulldog's entry into opposition try lines

Since Dec 17, 2024, Stephen Crichton has posted about three things: training with the boys, how much he loves his wife, and gratitude to his (Christian/Abrahamic) God for guidance. Big signs for the #Bulldogs and the sports gambling community #OTP #NRL

Seasoned post interpreters don't need any explanation why attendance at Luke Combs' shows guarantees NRL failure

Stefano Utoikamanu Jan 1 multi-post features training content from his home Gym, housework, more home gym, gaming, selfy, boys content and signs of a family focused Xmas period. Big omens in a young Samoan player, and a dream come true for #MelbourneStorm fans. #OTP #NRL

Tino Fa'asuamaleaui posts first training with the #Titans captioned "Back with the brothers". Note his arm size, mullet length and squat depth, not to mention the symbolism of the Gold Coast metropolitan area literally "behind them". Big season coming for the Legion #GoldCoast #NRL #OTP

Sad to inform the #Broncos community that Kotoni Staggs is about to have the worst season of his life. Note the 1/3 hand to beers ratio plus awkward embrace of country music culture, which has been historically disastrous for Brisbane players #NRL #OTP #Brisbane

Mixed #OTP news for Roosters fans as Angus Crichton cops an E-bike in a back channel endorsement deal. Is the obvious likelihood for off-field injury worth the excitement generated in Bondi? #NRL #SydneyRoosters

Jarome Luai x Anime x Guns n Roses.

Brace for impact at the Tigers. He's about to go Super Saiyan in Balmaiyan #OTP #NRL #WestTigers

For Toby Rudolf, "getting around the boys" is a source of immense energy. We predict a big season for Cronulla's alpha bisexual #OTP #NRL

RLPA survey finds NRLW players experience twice as much abuse as NRL counterparts A survey shows NRLW players receive twice as much online abuse as their male counterparts in the NRL and two in three do not report incidents.

A survey shows NRLW players receive twice as much online abuse as their male counterparts in the NRL and two in three do not report incidents.