Me, Claudius

😀 thanks! That’s a great idea

Thanks! I’m glad to hear you can reheat meat from frozen, I’ve only cooked vegetarian for my folks before as I was worried about meat

Can anyone give me ideas for easy batch cooking recipes that can be cooked straight from frozen? My mum and dad will not be able to manage the concept of defrosting something overnight.

I’ve just been in a cafe in Camberwell that I last went in 30 years ago, the vibes were slightly off then and they’re slightly off now. I can’t explain why.

Ahhh my heart!

😆🥰🥹!!!

Oh yes I saw this morning! And I thought a lot about whether I’d start to hate it if my entire house was made out of it

How much attention should I pay to my daughter’s wish to go to university but it has to be like Monsters University?

Arghh I LOVE this!

So is EVERY new business a front now?
It’s all I’m hearing about.

I’m at Comic Con and I tried to buy something at a stall and my phone wouldn’t work and the lady said “yes it doesn’t recognise your face when you’re in cosplay” but I’m NOT in cosplay 😕

My mind is self-distracting itself from the news 😩

I just remembered the time I told my daughter I was going to clean the pond with a pond bomb and word must have spread as all the local children gathered to watch, thinking there was going to be a massive explosion.

I actually did, having been misled by recipes before! I think I only like cauliflower in curries and cauliflower cheese, I’ve decided.

“3 minutes on each side on the bbq” They were on the grill for 45 minutes and were still inedible.

I am SICK AND TIRED of recipes gaslighting us into believing that cauliflower doesn’t need boiling first before doing anything with it.

Mmmm. We had one fairly recently at the seaside didn’t we, a pineapple one?

You know what we just don’t eat enough of anymore? Fritters.

Thanks to Spenser Thomson for the review of my tape ‘Hush, Suzanne’ in the May issue of The Wire.
One tape left but more arriving from Finland soon.

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The LAST thing I’m questioning about the The White Lotus finale is Lochlan not cleaning the blender.

Apparently I owe Polo a huge apology for daring to offer him pure chicken breast lovingly mashed up with a lick-e-lix for breakfast.

Thank you! That’s so good to know. Always looking for a way around Apple.

I’m in the market for some secondhand AirPods but what’s the deal hygiene-wise? I don’t see how something that’s been right in someone’s ears can ever be free of their wax.

Thank you, yes! And they’re not even showing the scenery properly which I’m sure must be amazing.

Aww Polo the gerbil!
Polo the cat is quite vicious too, but I wouldn’t have it any other way 😼

Polo update

I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

I’m not feeling the new The White Lotus.
I can’t articulate why!

A man’s order in the chippy just now is 5 battered sausages. That’s it.

My friend in the village has had her colours done