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A museum gift shop in human form. Storyteller, mad artificer, and short king. Still plays with toys.

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๐Ÿ“ŒTrump's reaction to getting humiliated and repudiated at the polls yesterday is to starve people.

Related: Once upon a time, back in the 13th Century, King John regularly starved people to death. He was loathed by contemporaries as cruel and cowardly.

Then one day he died of dysentery.

-The End

05.11.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 370    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

He deserves every bit of trauma and fear and exhaustion he's inflicted on us returned a thousandfold.

26.10.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boss Fight's Saurozoic Warriors Arena Kickstarter is live. Designed by the same Stephen Baker who created HeroQuest (and lots of other games).

21.10.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A boy and his little Charlie Adler ass sounding backpack gremlin ๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘น(wip)

09.10.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 215    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

man I sleep like 11 hours a night the second it starts getting dark early I'm made for this challenge. try and beat me I dare you. I won't even notice because I'll be asleep

29.09.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 141    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Deputy AG Todd Blanche says โ€˜organizedโ€™ Trump protesters could be investigated Blanche spoke as DOJ sought to walk back Attorney General Pam Bondiโ€™s comments about "hate speech," which landed her in hot water with conservatives.

People legit yelled at me for 24 hours when I said it's extremely dumb to RSVP to a protest. Why hand your name over to a group organizing a protest/rally? Do you *want* to have to talk to the FBI?

Treat anyone encouraging you to RSVP to a protest as a fed. End of.

18.09.2025 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4041    ๐Ÿ” 1386    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 154    ๐Ÿ“Œ 72

There was like an entire month where every media outlet and social media app (except this one) was like 'Haitians will eat your dog' and that not only endangered thousands of people but also helped swing an election but now you can't say Bad Man Dead because it just wouldn't be decent.

12.09.2025 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1214    ๐Ÿ” 298    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Beast Wars Mutant SOUNDWAVE โ€” TFWIKI Weekly Toypic (Sep 10 25) #transformers #beastwars #animorphs
YouTube video by M Sipher Beast Wars Mutant SOUNDWAVE โ€” TFWIKI Weekly Toypic (Sep 10 25) #transformers #beastwars #animorphs

WEEKLY WEDNESDAY WIKIPIC! Whoosh!

The very first TF crossover toyline gave us some absolutely freaky BW toys, for which I am eternally grateful. Let's take a looksee at Mutant SOUNDWAVE (not the G1 guy), with a new toypic on @tfwiki.net!
tfwiki.net/wiki/Soundwa...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlOZ...

11.09.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope I don't sound naรฏve here, but I don't think this project to turn Charlie Kirk into a combination of Mr. Rogers and Gandhi is going to work

11.09.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6930    ๐Ÿ” 884    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 130    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35
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a person is drawing a flower on a notepad with a green marker Alt: a person is drawing a dog on a notepad with a green crayon

I canโ€™t recommend enough the power of switching mediums when youโ€™re feeling stuck or insecure artistically.

Heck, even just switching the brand/type of pen or pencil or brush you use can be enough to shake out the nerves and help drawing become fun again! โœ๏ธ

09.09.2025 05:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 326    ๐Ÿ” 82    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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What a Catch

19.08.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9360    ๐Ÿ” 1679    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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embrace consequences as proof that your actions & choices had value

30.04.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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State of the union

02.09.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1165    ๐Ÿ” 153    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sneak Peek of an Erin post going live tomorrow ๐Ÿ‘€

02.09.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1179    ๐Ÿ” 129    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No more stunts. Time for action.

We're erasing $5M in un-payable medical debt in partnership with @unduemeddebt.bsky.social.

Find out more in the link below and get tickets now! Go to the movies, do some good.

https://bit.ly/3UN91hS

27.08.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 254    ๐Ÿ” 128    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Gotta say it really is buckwild living in a time of history where "I hope he dies soon" is not only a widely held belief but is in fact so widespread that you don't have to say who "he" is. One of those very fun and unique periods of human civilization. Real peasant revolt energy.

25.08.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 284    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

the institution of church has done irreparable damage to our monkey brains

23.08.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what if we stopped perceiving nudity and sexuality as evil ha ha

23.08.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Some Transformers characters have weapons for limbs, so when you encounter a Transformers character holding a weapon the likelihood theyโ€™re holding someoneโ€™s severed limb is not zero.

28.07.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I've always wondered if Medusa had snakes only on her head

04.06.2025 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6583    ๐Ÿ” 1213    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 85    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
28.07.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I am Frankelda (2025) Fantasia 2025 Please excuse me I am about to gush uncontrolablly.ย  This film had me staring at the screen wondering what I had gotten myself into. When it...

I AM FRANKELDA @fantasiafestival.com is a masterpiece. The story of the wall between worlds it's a film that is gloriously unlike anything else out of Hollywood or anywhere else. I am in awe. Just see it.
www.unseenfilms.net/2025/07/i-am...

20.07.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 159    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Say hello to Runi ๐Ÿงก

20.07.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2283    ๐Ÿ” 431    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face.

-Andre the Giant

I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face. -Andre the Giant

24.07.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41254    ๐Ÿ” 9047    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 516    ๐Ÿ“Œ 337

Create NSFW art

Porn is not evil, sex is not abhorrent, pleasure is not a crime

Even if you don't agree with all kinks doesn't mean they should be allowed to censor art

This is why we have tags and the blick button, not megacorps deciding what we can and cannot like

Always resist oppression

24.07.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18240    ๐Ÿ” 7964    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71    ๐Ÿ“Œ 56

THE HAGUE, Netherlands (AP) โ€” The UN's top court in a landmark climate decision says a 'clean, healthy and sustainable environment' is a human right.

23.07.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4517    ๐Ÿ” 1190    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 107
Donald Trump via Twitter:

President should not be telling the Washington Redskins to change their name-our country has far bigger problems! FOCUS on them,not nonsense
9:09 AM ยท Oct 8, 2013

Donald Trump via Twitter: President should not be telling the Washington Redskins to change their name-our country has far bigger problems! FOCUS on them,not nonsense 9:09 AM ยท Oct 8, 2013

There is literally always a tweet.

21.07.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1924    ๐Ÿ” 400    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
Illustration of Pauline fom Donkey Kong Bananza, standing sternly on a stone floor. Behind her, Donkey Kong in his Bananza form, aggressively breaks out of the bedrock.

Illustration of Pauline fom Donkey Kong Bananza, standing sternly on a stone floor. Behind her, Donkey Kong in his Bananza form, aggressively breaks out of the bedrock.

BANANZA!

16.07.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9293    ๐Ÿ” 2640    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

The Silmarillion.

10.07.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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