Bugs Maytrix, Certified Sicko

skull of a HELL HERON , the newly discovered unicorn spinosaurus, next to a pet lizard.

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u got this i believe in u

Zoë,,,,,,,,,,

he's a tulpa i think

idk what going prices are but that sounds,,, maybe a hair steep but Fine?

My brother in christ you are the Mayor of New York City DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Humorous drawing in brown pencil of a Spinosaurus mirabilis with a laughing eyes and a sparkling scimitar crest exclaiming, 'I'm a unicorn!'

The scimitar-crested, 'unicorn spinosaur,' _Spinosaurus mirabilis_.

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WARP IS SO FUCKING CRAZY ITS ONE OF THE COOLEST MECHANICS LIKE WE GET TO BEAM A DUDE INTO SOMETHING AND THEY GIVE A LITTLE THUMBS UP AND THEN SHOW UP LATER

EoE is like, ravnica levels of innovative

im always happy when cool shit from Other Thing I/Other Folks Like shows up (i literally hadn't played a final fantasy before last june) but like pleaaaaase let me have a moment to breathe and explore a set

fucking hell,,

fire red just Rules, i'm so excited

pauper white weenies is probably picking up a turtle, which means double NYC lol

i kinda love it it's so stupid and can't not

like look my favorite card of 2025 was black mage's rod. it feels right at home in magic and is also a sick as hell design, and it's the latter that i'm going to think about when brewing.

i wish we had 4 sets/year and 3/4 were standard/story sets, but here we are

all of it is still so fuckin wild

i think it's fun to work in really tight constraints for commander decks

but like 60 card? dawg i'll here to fuck shit up lol

Slaps a boy's dick: BOY-OI-OI-OI-OIIING

Slaps a girl's dick: GIRL-OI-OI-OI-OIING

we're getting aliens before GTA 6

i know nothing about the turtles but i think they're the right kind of goofy for the game

i love ninja turtles so much there is basically nothing they could possibly do with this set to make me upset about it

i have exactly one (1) deck where flavor wins out, and it's my phyrexians deck and half of that is me keeping infect in check so i don't win too fast and make people hate infect. it's the deck i love to lose with

Absolutely

Fuck ICE
Abolish ICE
Prosecute ICE
Guarantee the fucking safety and safe return of anyone ICE has unlawfully detained

and a big fuckin

May all of ICE (and those who supported and enabled them for that matter) rot in hell

like i'm shocked that sokka has become a pet deck but he feels great as a card and is really fun to run! does he know what an urza is? i don't really care i just made 10 dudes and im gonna wreck your shit!

lowkey sure but ima be sleepy in a few so hmu tomorrow about it?

tbh i care about UB and flavor up until im playing a deck and at that point they're just cards and also my friends and i don't really care where they came from if they help me win a game. i wish cowabunga was good enough for pauper it looks fun to say.

issues is # of sets/year more than anything

yeag

me

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exaaaactly

we need to test in the main chat first to make sure we have enough folks

kraang but a little guy with affinity for artifacts flying around on a little hover chair he's a 3/3

we're all in on Yoda now