Parody Ms Chelsea Reed

Phillies imma need you to lock it the fuck in

Once you see RTO as one part of an anti-labor movement, it makes other things clear: in-office attendance requirements are designed to force tech workers to remain in expensive cities. Because a tech salary + a rural mortgage = a whole lot of power to say no.

THANK YOU CANADA FOR MAKING SURE I DON’T HAVE TO SIT THROUGH ANOTHER FUCK ASS WORLD SERIES

The NYPD saying "I will quit if he's elected" is maybe the best campaign ad Mamdani could have

There are police departments in American more hated than others because of how knowingly corrupt they are and the NYPD is at least in the top three.

Life would have been better never knowing what I'd lost because of these racists. Because this might kill me.

It’s so romantic like Romeo and Juliet

Phillies. Blue Jays.

If both of y’all don’t win tomorrow I stg

Hi, I'm a trans Californian who reported on the CA bills. This headline is misleading at best. You haven't noted that he has until the 12th to sign the other bills, leaving that out is irresponsible and fearmongers.

People can and should still pressure him on those bills.

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y’all’s leftist crush is at the very least trash-talking his dog as “spoiled” for wanting to stand up and walk around, and quite possibly using a shock collar on her, and fans on reddit are saying they got permabanned from his stream for mentioning it in comments

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a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . '' ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . ''

Me at the Blue Jays:

It also stars a sexual predator I feel like we could knock a few points off for that alone

If I had the time and energy, I would make a cut of Blade Runner 2049 with 90% of his scenes cut, so I could enjoy that movie a little more.

There’s no excuse to keep hiring this absolute scumbag.

The amount of jobs I've seen that want a video editor who is "pro-AI" and I'm just sitting here like...wow.

I have worked freelance most of my adult life and things have never been as bleak as they are right now. Super glad I got laid off at juuuust the right time

Oh cool we're living through the "pivot to video" all over again. How fun. I should look up what happened with that. I'm sure it turned out great for everybody.

Wait what'd I miss?

Blue Jays, you're doing amazing sweetie

Phillies, I need you to step it the fuck up

and scene

I need the Blue Jays and the Phillies to lock it the fuck in because I refuse to live through another fuckass World Series where I’m rooting for the meteor

I keep seeing things that make me uncomfortable, so just for the record:
a) NOT everybody who's suffering under this admin voted for it, even if their demographic did
b) even if they DID vote for it, I STILL don't want them to suffer!! this includes rural people, those in red states, white women...

@KillaKreww MrBeast had a contestant TRAPPED inside a BURNING house to win $500,000 in his new video [link] @MrBeast This blew up, if you're curious obviously we had ventilation for the smoke and a kill switch to cut off the fires. We had professionals test this extensively and the guy in the video as stated is a professional stunt man. I take safety more serious than you could ever imagine.

Content creators tend to think any spectacle is defensible if they can say health and safety concerns have been attended to behind the scenes, but that’s not really it imho. Mr. Beast’s whole thing is that his subjects’ desperation for cash allows him—a wealthier person—to indulge his sadism.

Some of us are basic bitches who are swayed by the TikTok trends that pop up occasionally on BookTok

"I hope Senator, after you lose, and the Empire reigns over the Galaxy, unopposed, you will find some comfort in the knowledge that you fought according to the rules."

Remember when Bush was president and everyone made fun of him for picking a press secretary who was a Fox News host?

Memories.

It is actually peak absurdity that we still have people arguing that voters should bend to the positions of their political representatives instead of the other way around.

Call Gavin Newsom's office like you called ABC/Disney/Sinclair/Nexstar

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The only way to read this book is to have @iwriteok.bsky.social read it for you.

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Hakeem Jeffries still refuses to endorse the Democratic Nominee for NYC mayor but has plenty of praise for Eric Adams who, left the party, openly supports Trump, & cut a deal with Trump to disappear the DOJ’s bribery & corruption charges against him. Can’t imagine why the Dem Party has 26% approval🤔

The way Dems are acting right now makes it real hard to not think some of them like any direction the country takes that lets them keep as much of their wealth as possible

It's like sending the Smurfs against Sauron