Parody Ms Chelsea Reed

Parody Ms Chelsea Reed

@oswinstark.bsky.social

Bay Area transplant living in Los Angeles. Former Video Editor for IGN. Freelance Video Editor. My views are my own and do not reflect my employers.

1,291 Followers 613 Following 655 Posts Joined May 2023
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The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

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Gotta snitch tag @lumendatabase.bsky.social

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Defund the LAPD

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But she wouldn’t have been cornered like that if the people hadn’t pushed back and exposed the DHS.

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This. Stop anthropomorphizing the tech.

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5 days ago

It’s not enough.

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5 days ago

Hi, as a gal who has had AI porn of herself thrown at her by nightmare people

This shit ain't funny, this isn't a Ha Ha Oh These Chuds. This is disgusting on so many levels. "Jessica" is made up of real women who are now unwillingly part of this digital homonculus. Fuck everyone involved.

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6 days ago

People who do job scams are the lowest of the low I swear. Especially in today’s climate.

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DO NOT COMPLY.

DO NOT OUT PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY VULNERABLE CHILDREN

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6 days ago

this should be the end of the Gavin Newsom 2028 discussion. the party has spoken, full stop

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An upcoming California law requires operating system providers to enforce basic mandatory age verification It's basic, and by the looks of it, near unenforceable.

A new California law says all operating systems, including Linux, need to have some form of ID verification (which they’re calling age verification) at account setup.

This makes absolutely ZERO sense if you have even the most basic understanding of technology

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6 days ago

One of the most influential publishers in the modern history of comics has left the company he helped found.

Mike Richardson out at Dark Horse after 40 years

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6 days ago
Hello everyone. I come with the sad news that as you are no doubt already aware, we're saying goodbye to several of our friends and colleagues here at Eurogamer. Leaving us are Tom Orry, our editorial director; our video team of Ian Higton, Zoe Delahunty-Light, and Alix Attenborough; Alex Donaldson, our editor-at-large; and Will Judd, who worked across Digital Foundry, hardware and deals.

I'll start with Tom, who over the past year-plus had made himself a hugely valuable source of advice, expertise, desert-dry humour and world class poker faces (I think we just about made him laugh once, for a moment, on his final day). 

Tom initially began the role when Tom Phillips was our editor-in-chief here, mostly working away diligently in the background in a two-Tom-tandem doing editorial director things, before taking on a more prominent role on the site itself over the past 11 or 12 months, gracing us with some signature console nostalgia and unjustifiably intense Project Gotham Racing enthusiasm. Tom, Dom, Alex and I, along with the rest of the team, worked together closely on what a 'new Eurogamer' might look like last year, and his experience in running multiple games media sites was consistently our rock to lean on. 

While he may have initially seemed an outsider of sorts compared to Eurogamer chiefs of old - at least to some on the surface, coming from his 20-plus years across our sister sites VG247 and USGamer, and before that the cult-favourite site he founded in our once-rival VideoGamer - I can't stress enough how much Tom 'got' Eurogamer. His goal was for us to be at the heart of the big stories that mattered most to our readers with original, diligent reporting and on-the-button commentary, and that will absolutely continue.

In immaculately on-brand, limelight-dodging Orry style, Tom opted to sneak his farewell into this past weekend's What We've Been Playing column, but I'll be damned if he gets away with it that easily. Sorry Tom. Here's what he had to say…

From myself and the whole team at @eurogamer.bsky.social, a very fond farewell and huge thank you to our friends and colleagues (thread).💙

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I think one of the things that bothers me the most about the way Polymarket presents itself to the world is that it's adopted the language of journalism to make itself sound more legitimate. Like look at this post from yesterday morning incorrectly "projecting" the winner.

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Out: Vote Blue No Matter Who

In: PRIMARY THAT FUCKER OR YOU'RE A SUCKER

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A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

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I’m voting for the candidate who promises to imprison everyone who makes money insider trading on war.

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Imagine proudly telling the world how much of a fucking moron you are

Take bets on the “MD” being for chiropractic care or something equally bullshit

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Ahahahaha what a year to not be able to have weed or Xanax it’s GREAT

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📌It is absolutely insane that two old power-hungry, greedy, lawless men are in the process of killing countless hundreds and thousands of innocent human beings, and destabilizing a world they won't be living in a decade from now, and not EVERYBODY is speaking out loudly against this.

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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

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Hey everyone!

Still here and still looking for my next project. I've been working as an editor for about 15 years now and I'm down for any kind of project. If you or anyone you know needs an editor for a current or upcoming project please reach out!

www.chelseareedmiller.com

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Never heard of this law before right this second but holy fuck if it does not 100% check out

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I took a nap and it didn’t really help either

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Now that's the sort of thing I like to see

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Considering the amount of credits I’ve rolled on Binding of Isaac I doubt it.

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As always

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CBS, Fox, the Washington Post, and Twitter are all owned by Trump-loving billionaires and soon CNN will be too. Here's why American media has a liberal bias problem.

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