Marty (Lord Moocifer)

Out of context photo of the day

This is the president of the United States taking a break from gold-and-marble interior renovations to say he’ll defy a court order to feed hungry Americans.

Nero would be proud.

It’s true. I do suck at pool.

Speaker Johnson: Federal employees aren’t being paid. Nutrition cuts may cause children to go hungry. Millions are seeing their health premiums soar.

End the 6 week paid vacation you’ve taken. Join your Democratic colleagues and negotiate an end to this shutdown.

Cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social.

I had to show off my bedroom fit ✨

The day clownish Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton files a ridiculous, performative lawsuit against Tylenol seems a good day to re-post this:

It’s been really disheartening to see the things people say about those who use SNAP. Many seem to have little understanding of why the program exists in the first place.

So now they not only out drink us, they outthink us!

Lights are on but nobody is home.
We have a broken Roomba for President.

Our military is being paid by an anonymous donor.

Our WH East Wing was demolished for a ballroom - paid for by donors.

These aren’t acts of benevolence or patriotism.

This is the oligarchy assuming control, insidiously becoming part of how we function.

Every American should reject it.

If a temporary resident of the White House can totally demolish the East Wing to build a gaudy ballroom, without any authority, approval, or regulation, he can tear down the rest of the White House to build a Walmart. That this destruction is allowed underscores how off the rails our country is now.

Enjoying the city and taking the dog to the vet has definitely made this a more interesting trip

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My dog had an allergic reaction and the closest “emergency vet” is 2 hours away. She’s definitely looking better since Benadryl but she’s still got swelling around her mouth and her face. I have not slept a wink

has anyone done this yet?

I got a picture of a cool duck today #duck

It’s “Colombia” YOU ABSOLUTE DUMBASS

I genuinely hope the FBI agents spying on me are like “🫨😫😦” when they see me lookin’ at massive dicks on my phone. #gay #sorry #imnotreallysorry #enjoytheshow

This video of the "ICE" agent [?] with no ID, who thinks claiming to be in the DHS means he's allowed to drive his kids around drunk answers two questions:

1. Many ICE agents probably *are* just cosplaying vigilantes with issues; and

2. Many think claiming to be ICE means they can disobey laws.

God. Damn it.

I am so glad that I wasn’t the only person trying to tell if this was satire. Lmao

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