it’s actually good for you to go to work a little high
😭😭
I’m gonna cry this is so beautiful this is literally her gbf showing that women and gays can form a symbiotic bond even if there’s a generational gap like you know they have a ki and he considers her family
my girl Gabby from survivor david vs goliath getting jumped on twitter rn 😭💔💔
Sabrina Carpenter and Chappell Roan will have a duet in Sabrina’s Netflix holiday special out December 6th.
Everyone deserves to have a day celebrating them.
Except men.
chappell has the perfect hair for a metal song. if she can do country she can do this for me….
why do i feel so proud of PopBase
decided to skeet everything i xeet to respect the balance
didn’t this happen in south park and cartman got possessed omg watch out girl
literally about to doordash ben and jerry’s and it’s probably gonna cost like $30 but i’m high and dgaf rn
did she forget her lines
Charli xcx impersonates Troye Sivan on SNL.
How I feel every time I post on Bluesky
pretending like the skin on my ears isn’t literally peeling off because the hair dye was so good i can’t afford to be allergic to it
"P*ssy in bio?"
"P*ssy in bio."
walked into work and immediately a man starts following me and asking if i work here bro i JUST stepped in didn’t even give me a chance to clock in😭
jake paul has died
the only thing making me happy rn is the fact that diss tracks are a trend on tiktok
Jesse Pinkman would have made a beautiful full time uber eats driver slash soundcloud rapper if not for that white demon
we are in hell!
me at age 10: hey guys theres this really cute game i like called animal crossing, look at my town
me at age 17: my life feels meaningless and idk what I’m doing
me at age 22: hey guys theres this really cute game i like called animal crossing, look at my town
white people are going to get EVEN MORE ANNOYING 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
dear god pls protect mike tyson tonight and guide his head close to jake paul's ear and move his spirit to bite 🙏
i love it but i feel so awkward on here…. i need funny accounts to follow or something
idk what to tweet on here ummmmm. ….. lesbians
