Fatter Falafel

Weapons (2025)

When it's your turn to take the wheel on the couples' road trip and the AEW playlist comes on:

Rock with a confused look congratulating Roman Reigns as the crowd boos. Roman is labeled "reference to a 2014 podcast" and Rock is labeled "Roman Reigns 2026"

YouTube video by Valestap Ça ira - Edith Piaf

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Idk man maybe fans shouldn't waste anytime debating ratings if they keep changing the way they are counted and the only people who should have ever cared in the first place are the advertisers 🤷‍♂️

It's the Knocked Loose demographic.

"I wouldn't get in a ring and stiff Goldberg with a cane. C'mon I got more sense than that. But anyway yeah I remember getting in a ring with Goldberg and hitting him with a cane."

Damn she sounds cool as hell. Thanks for letting everyone know.

How are these people not exhausted of this performative nonsense after 7 fuckin years?

The funny part is that Vance made him Pope.

PHP prob better for this tbh

Nobody:

Republican legislative "leaders" every time they are asked about ongoing crimes and suspicious activity by the administration:

You, in fact, do not have to take reindeer organs.

Snorlax's name crossed out with the reason being "too lazy"

Hey man just get a Poke Flute.

Ok. Who ordered the Corgis at the Pro Bowl? Possibly while high. Mercedes Mone I'm looking in your direction.

SEYMOUR! THE COUNTRY'S ON FIRE!

Tulsi Gabbard hiding while at an FBI raid of an electoral building

Well at least they are being sly about their plans to rig everything.

Surprised he didn't break it down to "and x months"

Republicans are basically gonna try that "1 for you, 1 for me. 2 for you, 2 for me" shit where at each interval they give themselves that number of cards while still only counting 1 for their opps.

Bro really said "It's weird how we sometimes have a lead but as more votes come in we lose" like he just discovered the concept of counting.

I genuinely didn't know people were still making Flash cartoons. I thought that shit died with the advent of smart phones and their inability to incorporate Flash players when they first became popular. That was like 20 years ago. Figured everyone kept the style but switched to new dev tools.

Roman should squash him and then bench 350 pounds until he hits a new PR

It's fuck Adobe always, but I can't help but laugh as someone who got back into web dev a few years ago and has seen the preferred and promoted tech stacks change a bunch in that time alone lol

It's not "would clearly line up." It's "clearly laying the groundwork."

Quick someone tag that "blue no matter who" guy I saw arguing with people earlier.

Oh damn. I did that once making mac and cheese as a kid and ended up putting the bowl on it for a few seconds after I was done. Mom had me scraping plastic off that shit for like 2 hours. Never again.

I just cooked a dope ass omelette on a stove just like this. What am I missing here lol

Thumbnail for an 8 second video titled "logging into bluesky. The video ends when I get mad"

Reading the word "Rukussy" on the skyline:

Confused Toni Storm