Stephanie Tallman

this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird

A pomeranian, illuminated by red light, with its eyes, nose, and mouth digitally removed from the photo.

Hideous thank you

@dadpants.bsky.social

A very grumpy looking tortoiseshell patterned cat, sitting in a loaf position on a dark grey couch.

More stinky-faced tortie for your viewing pleasure.

Oops 😬

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests

If you’re a federal govt employee targeted for leave or termination on the basis of your DEI work, please file an EEO (Equal Employment Opportunity) complaint & retain legal counsel.

I’m a former NIH PI. Happy to refer you to a law firm that has successfully sued the govt many times!

Pls repost 🙏❤️

You forgot s o m e t h i n g

ⓘ You forgot something

Me, seeing the article title: "that's crazy, let me read that article"

Me, seeing the included pictures of the man's hands oozing cholesterol: 🤢 "nope, I've seen enough"

TikTok is back, but at what cost?

🔊 SOUND UP 🔊

@freakintaken.bsky.social a loaf of nortie tortie side-eye

Fell asleep on the couch last night and woke up feeling like my whole bloodline was cursed

Excited to curate another social media site into oblivion... dog tax