John Moe

John Moe

@johnmoe.bsky.social

SAINT PAUL, MINNESOTA Host/creator: Depresh Mode, Sleeping with Celebrities, The Hilarious World of Depression. Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits. Author: The Hilarious World of Depression. Lead singer: Math Emergency. Dogs owned: 2

15,306 Followers 404 Following 5,935 Posts Joined May 2023
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So exhausted from my camp stabbings two days ago that I just have nothing left in the tank.

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5 hours ago

How old is the loser baby that Beck is talking about? Three months? Six months?

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16 hours ago

Patti Smith was amazing. Didn’t play “The Warrior” but that’s okay.

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18 hours ago

Also:

- “That’s Why Wooden Boats Are Better”

- Your Friend Who’s Holding, ca. 1978

- Graham Nash’s Kid Brother

- Steve, Who Your Mom Should’ve Married

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18 hours ago

Popular looks among the fellas at this Patti Smith show:

- Michael Stipe as Sea Captain

- Would Rather Not Be English Department Chair

- 1989-1996 Alternative Comix Artist

- Grad School Santa

- Your Wordy Neighbor

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21 hours ago

Going to see Patti Smith tonight and there’s a snowstorm heading our way.
But it’s alright.
People have the plower.

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1 day ago

Nazi Hunting Rockabilly Street Gangs of 80s Paris is the name of my musical side project but don’t let the name fool you, we play post-country sludgecore.

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1 day ago

Jesus died for somebody’s sins but not Wendy’s.

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1 day ago

Seeing Patti Smith tonight, Springsteen later this month.

They’re calling it Because The Night March 2026.

See my Etsy for merch.

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1 day ago

Attending physician Dr. Morrissey.

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1 day ago

Exactly. No one’s getting rich here.

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1 day ago

Kirkland brand Mailer.

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1 day ago
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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's Comedy Podcast · This is a podcast about whatever happened to pizza at McDonald's.

I trust you know about this incredibly elaborate gag - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

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1 day ago

I think Soufflé is actually reacting to Harriet in that photo.

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1 day ago
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The Bond Between | People. Animals. Community. The Bond Between supports the special bond people and pets share! Adoption, rescue, fostering, and more.

Here’s the organization: www.thebondbetween.org

I am not employed by them but am a volunteer foster family.

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1 day ago

These people.

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1 day ago
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The Bond Between | People. Animals. Community. The Bond Between supports the special bond people and pets share! Adoption, rescue, fostering, and more.

Here’s the organization: www.thebondbetween.org

I am not employed by them but am a volunteer foster family.

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1 day ago

!!!

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1 day ago
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Generated by Pika I want to make a 10 second video where this creature encounters and old version of himself that is dead and he’s horrified to learn of his future fate

Here you go pika.art/video/68449b...

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1 day ago

Then go do that!

Meanwhile, most people understand that agencies like Bond Between are very different than local shelters. There are costs involving transportation, medical treatment including spay/neuter, and loads of things shelters don’t do. It’s expensive. Sorry to burst your bubble.

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1 day ago

Proudest I've ever been as a radio producer was when I had to record and edit an interview at a bakery on how to make bread and I scored it with Bread's "I Wanna Make It With You".

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1 day ago

PHIL LYNOTT sort of LIVES!

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1 day ago

If you’re someone named Libby who approached me at Yellowbird Coffee yesterday with a request, I think I’m going to have some good news for you.
Sorry for the vaguepost but all I know is her name was Libby.

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1 day ago

It looks like the breaking news is that Bob Seger set a forest fire.

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1 day ago

I’d like someone to make one of those AI videos where a young celebrity meets their older self except in this one the old version is a rotting corpse and the younger one screams in terror.

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1 day ago

I’ve always loved that there was going to be a jailbreak “somewhere in this town.” Because I’m pretty sure it will be at THE JAIL.

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1 day ago

Town, at the moment. Possibly, on a tip to find you, downtown, looking for crazed old men.

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1 day ago

Possibilities as to where the boys, who are now back in town, have been:
- Luxembourg
- A fellowship on urban planning at Colorado State
- Nursing Johnny back to health, post-slap
- Town but wearing elaborate latex disguises that take three hours to apply
- Town Heights, an affordable suburb

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1 day ago

Thin Lizzy expects you to know up front:
- who the wild-eyed boys are
- that they’ve - as a group, a kind of family - been away somewhere
- about a chick “who used to dance a lot”
- the whole thing that happened at Johnny’s

No time to further explain, here’s tonight’s fight itinerary at Dino’s.

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1 day ago

3/13/26

Did the contestants shake hands at the end of Jeopardy today?

No, they did not.

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