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SAINT PAUL, MINNESOTA Host/creator: Depresh Mode, Sleeping with Celebrities, The Hilarious World of Depression. Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits. Author: The Hilarious World of Depression. Lead singer: Math Emergency. Dogs owned: 2
So exhausted from my camp stabbings two days ago that I just have nothing left in the tank.
How old is the loser baby that Beck is talking about? Three months? Six months?
Patti Smith was amazing. Didn’t play “The Warrior” but that’s okay.
Also:
- “That’s Why Wooden Boats Are Better”
- Your Friend Who’s Holding, ca. 1978
- Graham Nash’s Kid Brother
- Steve, Who Your Mom Should’ve Married
Popular looks among the fellas at this Patti Smith show:
- Michael Stipe as Sea Captain
- Would Rather Not Be English Department Chair
- 1989-1996 Alternative Comix Artist
- Grad School Santa
- Your Wordy Neighbor
Going to see Patti Smith tonight and there’s a snowstorm heading our way.
But it’s alright.
People have the plower.
Nazi Hunting Rockabilly Street Gangs of 80s Paris is the name of my musical side project but don’t let the name fool you, we play post-country sludgecore.
Jesus died for somebody’s sins but not Wendy’s.
Seeing Patti Smith tonight, Springsteen later this month.
They’re calling it Because The Night March 2026.
See my Etsy for merch.
Attending physician Dr. Morrissey.
Exactly. No one’s getting rich here.
Kirkland brand Mailer.
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I think Soufflé is actually reacting to Harriet in that photo.
Here’s the organization: www.thebondbetween.org
I am not employed by them but am a volunteer foster family.
These people.
Here’s the organization: www.thebondbetween.org
I am not employed by them but am a volunteer foster family.
!!!
Then go do that!
Meanwhile, most people understand that agencies like Bond Between are very different than local shelters. There are costs involving transportation, medical treatment including spay/neuter, and loads of things shelters don’t do. It’s expensive. Sorry to burst your bubble.
Proudest I've ever been as a radio producer was when I had to record and edit an interview at a bakery on how to make bread and I scored it with Bread's "I Wanna Make It With You".
PHIL LYNOTT sort of LIVES!
If you’re someone named Libby who approached me at Yellowbird Coffee yesterday with a request, I think I’m going to have some good news for you.
Sorry for the vaguepost but all I know is her name was Libby.
It looks like the breaking news is that Bob Seger set a forest fire.
I’d like someone to make one of those AI videos where a young celebrity meets their older self except in this one the old version is a rotting corpse and the younger one screams in terror.
I’ve always loved that there was going to be a jailbreak “somewhere in this town.” Because I’m pretty sure it will be at THE JAIL.
Town, at the moment. Possibly, on a tip to find you, downtown, looking for crazed old men.
Possibilities as to where the boys, who are now back in town, have been:
- Luxembourg
- A fellowship on urban planning at Colorado State
- Nursing Johnny back to health, post-slap
- Town but wearing elaborate latex disguises that take three hours to apply
- Town Heights, an affordable suburb
Thin Lizzy expects you to know up front:
- who the wild-eyed boys are
- that they’ve - as a group, a kind of family - been away somewhere
- about a chick “who used to dance a lot”
- the whole thing that happened at Johnny’s
No time to further explain, here’s tonight’s fight itinerary at Dino’s.
3/13/26
Did the contestants shake hands at the end of Jeopardy today?
No, they did not.
