One person who WONβT be on the Epstein list? βHunger Strikeβ by Temple of the Dog. Because it is not a person at all but a very catchy rock and roll song!
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One person who WONβT be on the Epstein list? βHunger Strikeβ by Temple of the Dog. Because it is not a person at all but a very catchy rock and roll song!
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Ray Liotta actually appears well rested.
19.11.2025 20:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The hardest part of putting this game on is convincing Gaby Hoffman to fly out and nearly choke to death on a hot dog every year. She's a good sport and she knows the crowd loves it but is is awfully uncomfortable and she is 43 years old now.
19.11.2025 20:41 β π 29 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0For many, self care means not clicking that little PLAY triangle. I havenβt done so because I know trauma.
19.11.2025 20:18 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. β
When Sarah was a kid, her mom blew up about something small and then drove Sarah and their three dogs to a strip mall, let the dogs out and drove away. For punishment.
Today, Sarah does extensive volunteer work for rescue dogs and realized the connection to her earlier trauma. Important to do.
I produce this great series called In This Family about families and mental health. This week, the brilliant writer Sarah LaBrie on living with a mom with schizophrenia & BPD, carving out her own adulthood, and choosing boundaries and lessons going forward. www.nexusfamilyhealing.org/podcast/sara...
19.11.2025 18:43 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I host a show where famous people and I talk to you in low soothing voices to put you to sleep. And Wendi. Oh my goodness. Just the best.
Do you know who headlined the biggest free concert in world history (4.5 million people)? You will never guess. Find out if you can stay awake long enough.
Miles, a good boy with three legs, needs a foster home. His story makes me mad then sad then happy.
new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
19.11.2025 14:56 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 1 π 2Too late. The fires have been lit. The Rush mansplainers have been summoned.
19.11.2025 06:21 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What if Obama had done what Trump is doing now? What if Carter did what Reagan did and beat Carter in a Carter vs. Carter election? What if there were multiple Joann Worleys, one in each state? People would sure be saying something. Things would sure be different. I sure did hit my head.
19.11.2025 05:10 β π 44 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0She comes home one day and it sounds like someoneβs in the house. But it turns out to be a surprise party thrown by people who love her.
19.11.2025 03:09 β π 111 π 1 π¬ 5 π 0Iβd like to see Claire Danes play a lady for whom everything is going great and nothing worries her at all. Maybe sheβs not even a lead, just the leadβs friend who lives in comfort, amusement, and delight.
I think sheβs earned it.
11/18/25
Did the contestants shake hands at the end of Jeopardy today?
No, they did not.
Sometimes I can laugh at the president or roll my eyes when he says something wild or ridiculous.
This one just makes me so sad. So deeply sad. I imagine some of you feel the same. Please recognize that, care for it and yourself. Itβs rough out there.
βHave a drink and a bump! Of cocaine!β
Oh god no! Thatβs worse! Glad Iβm not online and no oneβs seeing this.
βWhere ALL the drinks are spiked!β
No. Never mind. Delete delete delete.
(sigh) Fine, Iβll open the local volleyball bar.
18.11.2025 23:15 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Horshack files will really shake up Washington (Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington).
18.11.2025 23:10 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Thatβs the thing. The audience didnβt hate the joke, certainly didnβt love the joke. They felt nothing except maybe some dread and sadness.
This was a clinically depressed joke.
Juan Epstein and Arnold Horshack from Welcome Back Kotter.
When this is all over, we come together to demand the release of the Horshack files.
18.11.2025 22:56 β π 47 π 1 π¬ 6 π 0Hey, Iβm just quoting the talk I had with the lads.
18.11.2025 22:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs a declarative as well as an imperative sentence.
18.11.2025 21:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Already did my part!
18.11.2025 21:41 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0One canβt assume the support of Noel Dickover. You need to earn it every day.
18.11.2025 21:10 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm sorry it upset you, Noel Dickover.
18.11.2025 21:07 β π 41 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0Iβve said it before, Ace was the only member of that band who realized it was a comedy act.
18.11.2025 20:35 β π 28 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oddly enough, theyβve significantly relaxed the no cocaine rule but just for Joshβs show. No explanation given.
18.11.2025 20:22 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We're getting into real "the 8th season is set on a space station for no reason" territory here.
18.11.2025 18:08 β π 111 π 3 π¬ 6 π 1