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SAINT PAUL, MINNESOTA Host/creator: Depresh Mode, Sleeping with Celebrities, The Hilarious World of Depression. Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits. Author: The Hilarious World of Depression. Lead singer: Math Emergency. Dogs owned: 2
The blizzard in Minnesota is my family’s fault. We had put the snow shovel in the closet. Sorry.
They were awesome and totally ignored and sort of doomed.
That's all. There are more famous ones from Dre (about whom I did not forget), Cee-lo Green, and others but I was thinking about deeper cuts in the fuckatalog.
I've been in a deep This Is Lorelei space lately and this one's a winner:
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This one is from 12 days ago!
Sounds almost like easy listening until you hear the chorus.
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🧵 Great songs with "fuck" in the title that you may not have heard before:
From 2006! Really wish my band had covered this one. Hope my next band does.
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Third little pig with his brick house is all
Of the Oscar movies I’ve seen this year, I think about Sinners the most and I believe it was the most unique so that’s my pick. Good art, unique, most Michaels B. Jordan.
And the musical fever scene!!
Totally Amy Madigan for Best Supporting Actress in Weapons though because oh my goodness.
Feeling SO much better about my Henry Cavil makeout sesh.
So exhausted from my camp stabbings two days ago that I just have nothing left in the tank.
How old is the loser baby that Beck is talking about? Three months? Six months?
Patti Smith was amazing. Didn’t play “The Warrior” but that’s okay.
Also:
- “That’s Why Wooden Boats Are Better”
- Your Friend Who’s Holding, ca. 1978
- Graham Nash’s Kid Brother
- Steve, Who Your Mom Should’ve Married
Popular looks among the fellas at this Patti Smith show:
- Michael Stipe as Sea Captain
- Would Rather Not Be English Department Chair
- 1989-1996 Alternative Comix Artist
- Grad School Santa
- Your Wordy Neighbor
Going to see Patti Smith tonight and there’s a snowstorm heading our way.
But it’s alright.
People have the plower.
Nazi Hunting Rockabilly Street Gangs of 80s Paris is the name of my musical side project but don’t let the name fool you, we play post-country sludgecore.
Jesus died for somebody’s sins but not Wendy’s.
Seeing Patti Smith tonight, Springsteen later this month.
They’re calling it Because The Night March 2026.
See my Etsy for merch.
Attending physician Dr. Morrissey.
Exactly. No one’s getting rich here.
Kirkland brand Mailer.
I trust you know about this incredibly elaborate gag - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...
I think Soufflé is actually reacting to Harriet in that photo.
Here’s the organization: www.thebondbetween.org
I am not employed by them but am a volunteer foster family.
These people.
Here’s the organization: www.thebondbetween.org
I am not employed by them but am a volunteer foster family.
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Then go do that!
Meanwhile, most people understand that agencies like Bond Between are very different than local shelters. There are costs involving transportation, medical treatment including spay/neuter, and loads of things shelters don’t do. It’s expensive. Sorry to burst your bubble.
