John Moe

John Moe

@johnmoe.bsky.social

SAINT PAUL, MINNESOTA Host/creator: Depresh Mode, Sleeping with Celebrities, The Hilarious World of Depression. Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits. Author: The Hilarious World of Depression. Lead singer: Math Emergency. Dogs owned: 2

15,308 Followers 404 Following 5,944 Posts Joined May 2023
1 hour ago

The blizzard in Minnesota is my family’s fault. We had put the snow shovel in the closet. Sorry.

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What The Fuck YouTube video by Boss Hog - Topic

If I may: m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc0-...

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1 hour ago

They were awesome and totally ignored and sort of doomed.

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1 hour ago

That's all. There are more famous ones from Dre (about whom I did not forget), Cee-lo Green, and others but I was thinking about deeper cuts in the fuckatalog.

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This Is Lorelei - I'm All F****d Up (Official Audio) YouTube video by Double Double Whammy

I've been in a deep This Is Lorelei space lately and this one's a winner:

youtu.be/maK9mipXQAY?...

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1 hour ago
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Dutch Interior - Go Fuck Yourself (Official Audio) YouTube video by Dutch Interior

This one is from 12 days ago!

Sounds almost like easy listening until you hear the chorus.

youtu.be/QOxzoPDUc9g?...

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1 hour ago
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Viva Voce - "We Do Not Fuck Around" (Official Audio) YouTube video by Barsuk Records

🧵 Great songs with "fuck" in the title that you may not have heard before:

From 2006! Really wish my band had covered this one. Hope my next band does.

youtu.be/H4RXx0O0pqo?...

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2 hours ago

Third little pig with his brick house is all

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2 hours ago

Of the Oscar movies I’ve seen this year, I think about Sinners the most and I believe it was the most unique so that’s my pick. Good art, unique, most Michaels B. Jordan.

And the musical fever scene!!

Totally Amy Madigan for Best Supporting Actress in Weapons though because oh my goodness.

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3 hours ago

Feeling SO much better about my Henry Cavil makeout sesh.

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5 hours ago

So exhausted from my camp stabbings two days ago that I just have nothing left in the tank.

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9 hours ago

How old is the loser baby that Beck is talking about? Three months? Six months?

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20 hours ago

Patti Smith was amazing. Didn’t play “The Warrior” but that’s okay.

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22 hours ago

Also:

- “That’s Why Wooden Boats Are Better”

- Your Friend Who’s Holding, ca. 1978

- Graham Nash’s Kid Brother

- Steve, Who Your Mom Should’ve Married

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22 hours ago

Popular looks among the fellas at this Patti Smith show:

- Michael Stipe as Sea Captain

- Would Rather Not Be English Department Chair

- 1989-1996 Alternative Comix Artist

- Grad School Santa

- Your Wordy Neighbor

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1 day ago

Going to see Patti Smith tonight and there’s a snowstorm heading our way.
But it’s alright.
People have the plower.

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1 day ago

Nazi Hunting Rockabilly Street Gangs of 80s Paris is the name of my musical side project but don’t let the name fool you, we play post-country sludgecore.

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1 day ago

Jesus died for somebody’s sins but not Wendy’s.

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1 day ago

Seeing Patti Smith tonight, Springsteen later this month.

They’re calling it Because The Night March 2026.

See my Etsy for merch.

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1 day ago

Attending physician Dr. Morrissey.

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1 day ago

Exactly. No one’s getting rich here.

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1 day ago

Kirkland brand Mailer.

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1 day ago
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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's Comedy Podcast · This is a podcast about whatever happened to pizza at McDonald's.

I trust you know about this incredibly elaborate gag - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

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1 day ago

I think Soufflé is actually reacting to Harriet in that photo.

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1 day ago
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The Bond Between | People. Animals. Community. The Bond Between supports the special bond people and pets share! Adoption, rescue, fostering, and more.

Here’s the organization: www.thebondbetween.org

I am not employed by them but am a volunteer foster family.

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1 day ago

These people.

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1 day ago
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The Bond Between | People. Animals. Community. The Bond Between supports the special bond people and pets share! Adoption, rescue, fostering, and more.

Here’s the organization: www.thebondbetween.org

I am not employed by them but am a volunteer foster family.

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1 day ago

!!!

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1 day ago
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Generated by Pika I want to make a 10 second video where this creature encounters and old version of himself that is dead and he’s horrified to learn of his future fate

Here you go pika.art/video/68449b...

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1 day ago

Then go do that!

Meanwhile, most people understand that agencies like Bond Between are very different than local shelters. There are costs involving transportation, medical treatment including spay/neuter, and loads of things shelters don’t do. It’s expensive. Sorry to burst your bubble.

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