📺 TENNA !

[ manspreading to hell and back on the couch as he plays Legend of Tenna and stares at the Tropic of Love with an absolutely unchanging neutral expression while nursing a beer ] MIKE, get me anotherrrr bottllle,

Right, right right!! The ☑️"ORIGINAL!"🪺

... Most of the people who chow down on 'em can't tell the difference, though.

Last I checked, *I* wasn't the one laying the eggs.

// Possibly a taste of things to come

// Like. Like. What's going on. the rimshot attack is almost directly lifted from one of omega flowey's attacks down to literally both being "bouncing pointed-object-shaped bullets with tails that also have scary little mouths". among other things. what's going on

// the weird indirect parallels between tenna and omega flowey are absolutely fascinating to me. it FEELS like it's probably not intentional And Yet

Hmm... The PIPPINS, eh?
Well, TOO BAD! They're MY employees, now!!

Sure, they're a hassle to deal with, sometimes! But, they're the only ones with the stomach to handle some of the more... crooked jobs I can't always trust the Shadowguys and Zappers with. Stuff that I can't put MY name on, y'know?

Ah. Ah! Kings! Of course.

[ ... The corner of Tenna's mouth creases up. He tries to think beyond the veil for a moment... what happened between Mike and the kings? From Card Kingdom? ]

Well, if they give you any trouble, just buzz in the Zappers. They'll be a LOT less pushy with the muscle around!

... Huh? Old... OLD PAL? Haha, who... what kind of pal do you even HAVE that you've known longer than ME, Mikey?💦

It's... it's not YOU-KNOW-WHO, is it? That Smiley little SPAMBAG? Because, ahaha, if it IS, then... I'm sure I could Talk to him.

MIKE, can YOU get me one of my NOSE SHARPENER-- Why do you sound like you're about to cry

It's Time 2 Claimb and 2 Clamber

There's nothing

Good. Good!!

Put a little cage by the exit and then just... lure it out with some POINTs or something. Or really tiny saxophone!

Ewwww! Yucky, yuckers...!

... Ah, actually... that sprite's a little outdated, isn't it? Ralsei didn't even wear a hat at all.

Errr... I guess, just toss it back in!!

One of the Shadowguy game avatars got out, like, a week ago, and we still haven't found it. No one even REALIZED it was from the game until it started shooting tiny little retro bullets out of its face!

We think it stole a sword out of one of the vending machines, so watch out for that, folks!!

Whatever they are, they're DEFINITELY not Darkners. We made them!

But... some part of it feels like... we didn't? Maybe they're something... older.
Deeper.

... Heck, who knows!! Just do your JOBS!

Has ANYONE replaced the PEST TRAPS in the backstage console area, lately?

Folks, we don't want any of those weird GameThings to CRAWL out of the screens when no one's looking again! Hahah! They're so gross and scary!

... Is that good

Someone oughta tell them that the Pippins fit in just FINE in TV World. Sure, they're no suit cards, but being MY employees suits THEM just fine!

( ... For better or for worse. )

For real? You're telling me those paper-print schmuck kings from Card Kingdom are still alive? You've gotta be pullin' my buttons, here!

MIKE, my GOONSTASH, please!

Hi! Hello, hello!

... I'm... assuming you're one of the Pippins NOT in my employ, then! Because that'd be... a little weird, haha!!

Just the HOST with the SHOWST, folks!

// DONT EVEN START

// uhuh? good luck with that if you don't think the sink handle is real

// i dont know if i can trust the words of a man who doesn't think the twins are real

we're gonna have to put ramb into the meat mulcher to make the next batch of tvdinners i can't afford the vegan steaks anymore

[ Looking at the Tenna-Trogic Stock Ticker Tape machine and seeing the still-decreasing value of POINTs and the absolutely devastating 873 POINTs to 1 D$ conversion rate ] I think;g i;'m going to throw up folks

HAHAH...!! Let's... Haha, let's NOT worry about silly things like 💱EXCHANGE RATES💤 right now, okay?? Haha!

It's, mmn, NOT important!! It doesn't matter!

... DO NONE OF OUR DEBIT CARDS HAVE ANY D$ ON IT?????