Kent Lee Platte (Mathbomb)

And im out, have a great day, football fans!

CMU runs out of time, kick is no good, EMU runs to end the clock, so we'll go to halftime with the score sitting at a lopsided 21-6.

CMU with a nice return, looking to drive down for another score before halftime.

21-6 Chips, sitting near the 50 with a minute left.

Eagles finally get a bug play of their own, and they're marching.

They certainly have to do something, I think they might worry a firing now makes them look like they're floundering, harder to bring in a good replacement.

Icing the kicker didn't work, CMU up 21-3.

Touchdown Chippewas, now up 20-3 with 10:46 left in the half.

EMU called timeout on the XP, guess they're trying to ice the kicker or som'n.

Schools like this gotta have a longer leash. Not just turning a team around, also have to turn around recruiting. Sustained success takes longer.

But man, this defense is bad.

Eagles finally get a stop on 3rd down, but Chips convert 4th and 1 and are now sitting 1st and goal.

CMU with ANOTHER big play, 1st and 10 from the 32, just beating the doors off their lesser in state rivals.

End of the first, CMU has dominated Eastern, has not been as close as the 14-3 score would suggest.

EMU needs to come up with something to slow down this Chippewa offense, they've had nothing so far.

EMU with a questionable 3rd down play call in the red zone followed by a personal foul.

Forced to kick, 42 yard FG is good. 14-3.

CMU with their second big play of the game, this one long for a TD. XP is good, 14-0 with 5:04 left in the 1st. Not EMU's day so far.

Chippewas on the board with a neat one handed catch and stretch in for a score. XP is good. 7-0

#FireUpChips

Did we ever confirm if the Creator was on EST or nah?

When Alex told me that the NFL denied him a credential after we had booked the trip, I didn't panic at all because I knew he was going to write a killer story anyway

Despite knowing that, I was floored at how fucking good it ended up being

This is of course due to how the scores work, behind the final RAS is an average and few players truly average on the fringe of scores, they usually have some middling or opposite scores mixed in with their good or bad ones.

Still, kinda interesting to see charted out.

If you average 80th percentile in all 10 metrics? You jump up to around 95th percentile for #RAS overall.

Over 90th percentile in all 10 tests? That's 99th percentile for RAS overall.

This trend holds true in the opposite direction as well.

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Doing a study right now that's turned up some interesting results.

If you score around 50th percentile in all 10 metrics we use for #RAS, you're about a 50th percentile RAS player.

If you score around 70th percentile in all 10 metrics, you're around 8.6 RAS (86th percentile).

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Ranked #32 in average #RAS for 2025 with 6.81 are the #Rams, who has the 2nd fewest players over 8.00 with only 16 and the 3rd most players under 5.00 with 10.

They also ranked last in 2024, though their average is a little higher.

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Ranked #31 in average #RAS for 2025 with 6.94 are the #Titans, who ranked last in players over 8.00 with only 16 and tied for 22nd for players under 5.00 with 8.

This is down from 2024 where they ranked 27th.

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Ranked #30 in average #RAS for 2025 with 7.05 are the #Patriots, 29th in players over 8.00 and 30th for players under 5.00 with 10.

They're down slightly from 2024 where they ranked 28th.

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Ranked #29 in average #RAS for 2025 with 7.08 are the #Chargers, who ranked 24th for players over 8.00 with 25 and last in the NFL for players under 5.00 with 11.

This is about where they ranked in 2024.

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Ranked #28 in average #RAS for 2025 with 7.33 are the #Seahawks, who have the 26th most players over 8.00 and 22nd fewest players under 5.00.

This is down from 20th in 2024.

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Ranked #27 in average #RAS for 2025 with 7.38 are the #Texans, they ranked 29th for players over 8.00 with 22 and 17th for players below 5.00 with 7.

This is actually an improvement, a slight one, over 2024 where they ranked 30th.

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Ranked #26 in average #RAS for 2025 with 7.41 are the #Bills, who ranked 24th for players over 8.00 with 25, and 27th for players under 5.00 with 9.

Same ranking as 2024, Bills seem to pay more attention to athleticism in the draft than overall roster.

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Ranked #25 for average #RAS in 2025 with 7.43 are the #Ravens, who had the 11th most players over 8.00 with 29 and the 27th fewest players under 5.00 with 9.

None of that is surprising, Ravens like to minmax. They had a similar set up in 2024.

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Ranked #23(t) for average #RAS in 2025 with 7.53 are the #Panthers, who have the 26th most players over 8.00 with 24 and 14th for players below 5.00 with 6.

This is about where they ranked in 2024, so not much change overall.