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I am not altogether certain that this Trump chap is on the up and up.

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Olympic athletes retiring at 28 while a slippery shower is a direct threat to 1/3 of the U.S. legislative body.

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Legalize katamari!

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Damn, I really overdid it on the ferments tonight.

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Geez. We had -11 one morning here in Pittsburgh and like 50% of homes had frozen pipes. You canadians are 💪

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“Hello,” said Frog.

“Look at my list of things to do,” said Toad.

“Oh,” said Frog, “that is very nice.”

Toad said, “My list tells me that we will go for a walk.”

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🇨🇦 good morning!
love a mossy maple.🍁

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I would eat that entire thing rn and I'm 11 years sober

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a white flower with a yellow center is growing out of the grass ALT: a white flower with a yellow center is growing out of the grass

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crash out test dummy

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I loved this book also.

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😭🥰

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💪

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Gregor is a weird name.

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told my landlord he no longer has to apologize for being white and he lowered my rent by 25%. told the grocer it's now the trump kennedy center and he sold me potatoes for $1. told PG&E it's a christian nation now and electricity is free. try it sometime

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Good morning Baxter. I like your face.

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I want one sleepy faceplant to the table, followed by the confused lifting of the head with sloober and blood on the upper lip. JUST ONCE! Gifs forever! PLEASE

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This is great. The phones are incredible!

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Trump start to doze off and then jerks awake

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My parents have the meanest looking Santa. He's here to kick your ass

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This makes Graceland look like the Louvre

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Penis for sale! Penis for sale!

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SUV marked for Canton (MA) Animal Control parked in a driveway. A large tabby housecat with a collar is hanging on the rear passenger door and peering in suspiciously at the inside of the cabin.

Become ungovernable

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sir the rats released another tell-all about the sinking ship

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Every time you put Christmas music on, somewhere a kitten dies.

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he's a gamer
#dandy

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The year is 2382. All physical and digital media was lost in a great cataclysm that humanity has gradually rebuilt itself from. The village gathers for festivities and drinks. A travelling musician plays a song passed down in folk tradition for centuries. It is called the YMCA. Everyone joins in

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in the pit

This entire weekend

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no reason for him to be like this

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Two cats sitting on the a sofa, washing each other, seemingly very happy with the situation.

This ended in violence, like it always does.

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