Queen of the Shit Show✨

stoney night swim ✨🌲

And tomorrow we are gonna thrift the other end of the valley, get our fav bagel sandwiches and go to the reservoir to swim.

We just aren’t irrigating the pastures this year🤷🏻‍♀️ like it’s all short and maintained for fire prevention but that’s it.

I am so sunburnt from paddle boarding yesterday

Our wedding song just came on and lowkey I startedbawlingggg but like in a good way lmaooo

I almost just bought tickets to lorde in October….

I get mine with coconut milk instead of reg and it has been my drive thru drink obsession for several weeks now

Sometimes the common denominator is that horse you lead to water 🌚🤷🏻‍♀️

Gonna get stupid high and play my stupid lil video games.

Today both Hubz and I punched out early and went to the lake. Tomorrow we are both taking a sick day and driving out to my fav river spot. Summertime self care at its finest.

Swam in the ice cold lake today. Got pizza. Now nap?

In the absolute nicest way possible, I’m soooo ready for everyone to get the fuck out of my house.

All the siblings about to be staying at my house for graduation weekend.

Sleep, you elusive bastard, I miss you.

I went into this market of choice I’ve never been in and it was so sooo fancy I felt so out of place.

Putting the chicks out with the hens has caused such a struggle in the pecking order and I don’t like that my beloved hens won’t stop beating up my precious chicks:(

Also like I still gotta go home and wrangle chickens and do farm shit.

Once in a blue moon on a hot hot spring evening I’ll have a cider or two

Gonna put the chicks out with the hens today

Our lil one horse town just got a Starbucks.Their signs in the drive thru melted in this 90 degree weather.

My lil brother said I looked like “Mr. Potato head with the big ears and five head.”

My cousin is super into sourdough rn. She came over for dinner tonight and brought her loaves cuz she can’t be away from em too long or she’s worry she’s gonna goof them up. But now they are cooking in the oven and it smells so good.

Really tryna convince the squad to go to the river tomorrow. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

Currently building up our new bigger better green house 🌱🌱
#farmlife

Kinda wanna make or buy a lil fire ring fire pit for the backyard.

And so our irrigation dramas begin.

a bald man in a suit and tie sits in a chair with his hands folded ALT: a bald man in a suit and tie sits in a chair with his hands folded

Hello sharks today I am asking for $10000 to enjoy my summer

PC the chicken loves the muck rack. Anytime I bring into the run she’s gotta sit and scratch on it lmao also a weird plant started growing under the upturned bucket #farmliving #chickens

The neighbor (bee man’s wife) texted me yesterday like can you watch our horses this weekend and next. I didn’t reply right away cuz idk what’s going on in my life. But when I did reply she’s like oh someone else is gonna do it…???? Like damn give me a second to think. Idk rubs me wrong.