B.

Fully convinced that the inability to take responsibility for your own choices is a sign of low intelligence.

I like when pets have random names. Why is your dog named Toaster Strudel? 🤣

Loved this movie 🤣

Have y’all seen that video of the zoo keeper trying to feed the alligators and the alligator jumps out the fucking tank?! Bitch my insides woulda been right on that ground!

Idk why but reels definitely been funny lately since we giving up the tok. 😭

I been in the bed cackling at reels since 9pm. My nigga done said “is you cool” girl let put this phone up before I piss him off lmaooooo

Yeah my mama used to say a wet ass and a dry purse don’t match, so… 🤣

Don’t fuck a nigga unless he paying you.

I’m not exaggerating. She really said that. 😭

You know what? She ain’t wrong! 😭

Omg y’all really be in the gym let me get my stupid fat ass UP!

Givenchy having a cute sale at Macy’s rn. The way I’m about to build a bracelet stack for my birthday?

Don’t ask me to pre order shit. I’ll give you my money when you got my shit on hand bae

Yes! I’m not paying for a product you don’t have on hand. I’m not waiting weeks to get something I paid full price on.

I love being a mom

I have a prescription for muscle relaxers because of my lupus… and sometimes I be in here trying to figure out if my head still attached to my body. 🤣

Come on, yall can go on the cruise together! 🤣

Lmaooooooo 😭😭😭😭

I love that my children know they can ask me for whatever, and I’ll make it happen. For my baby birthday in January, he said he wanted to go to the Bahamas for spring break… I’m making the final payment on his cruise next week!

My son gave me his too and I went brought everything on it. You think I’m poor? You think I need THAT much time to get your shit?! 😭

I love telling people in public I have an 11 year old and I can see them doin the math in their head lol. People always think I’m like 19/20 🤣

I hope you feel better sweetie pie.

Small purses for every day use don’t work for me. Baby I got a lot of shit in my purse lol

How much stuff does she carry? 1 is cute but it doesn’t look like it holds a lot lol. I like 2!

Send they kids to war too, child soldiers for everybody!

When they start recruiting niggas for the war, send the Alphas first

I simply don’t think men are great liars. Anytime I found out a man didn’t really like me, when I look back I can always see the signs of dislike even from the beginning. They be subtle but they be there.

Men treat you how they feel about you. He can only lie and hide so long, when you look back and reflect on the actions you’ll always see the dislike so just see it the first time around.

That’s really what a lot of the shit they don’t speak up about be because of. You can’t call a nigga a creep for doing something you would do or already have done!

Not a single one!