Andy Anderjack

Fuck, I wanna feel that load hit the back of my throat.

A great place to put my morning wood. Woof!

The promotional event poster for Western Xposure in Fall 2025.

Who else is gonna be here? 🍆💦

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Watching the way your mouth works that cock has got me rock-hard. Fuck.

What's that I'm feeling? Did you hide a cucumber inside this pillow? 👀

RETVRN

Brains are weird, aren't they? I'd offer a hug (or mouth hug) if I were there.

Gosh what a smile!

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Hey, I'll be there too!

It's literally (at minimum) twice as manly.

I just read that and hear "don't be gay, bro, be hetero like a real man". Hard pass.

A member of Congress just stole my shopping cart. How's *your* day going?

I know how that can be. Hope you feel better soon.

When deejaying isn't paying the bills and you decide to just give up and go live on a farm... but a very small part of you holds onto the dream.

We stan hot naked muscle bears that give out free vocab lessons. 🤩

I feel like there's a Wayne's World Second Presbyterian Church joke buried here somewhere.

I really like how the hair on your head is kinda unruly, and how it reaches down to your upper back. It's like a lion's mane. I'd love to grab hold of it while I'm inside of you. 😈

Glad to hear it! I had to cross state lines to get mine. When I tried to get it close to home, they told me I needed a prescription. 🤬

Just a heads-up that there's a scam going around where someone will contact you like, "Please, I hope I'm not disturbing you, but someone is pretending to be you", and they'll insist that you contact them on Discord so they can show you the proof. Be careful.

Sure, I'll bone you!

Crater Lake is an amazing place! I grew up pretty close by. Enjoy!

For me it's the pit that's the cherry on top!

Need that in my mouth so bad!

There's something so fucking hot about a man with his pants down around his ankles playing with his raging hard-on.

Looks like you need a buddy!

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Fuck yes.

Okay, I just need to know. Why does "cop fetish" ALWAYS, ALWAYS, *ALWAYS* mean "brutalize me officer, I've been bad" and NEVER, EVER, *EVER* "yeah, you like that brick to the face, don't you, you bastard"?