@anderjack.bsky.social
he/him/his Warning: not safe for work! 🍆💦🔞😏 Portland, OR
I like bulge!
02.02.2026 07:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I put a lot of effort into not having to check a bag, or even pay luggage fees. Mainly because I'm a cheap fuck. But the fear of having bad things happen to my stuff while it's out of my sight is another compelling reason. 😩
02.02.2026 06:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did it remember to put the lotion on its skin?
01.02.2026 05:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How are people supposed to change into their gym clothes without a locker room? That's weird.
01.02.2026 05:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We passed each other this morning. I waved, and they put up a solidarity fist. A nice highlight to the day.
31.01.2026 23:52 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes I wonder if March 2020 is over yet.
01.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Come with me. 😈
31.01.2026 06:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Everyone liked that"
31.01.2026 04:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have always wondered how the hell everyone seems to get these memos about what the new slang/code is, but I'm always left out. 😩
31.01.2026 01:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like them alright, but they'd be better if I pulled them off your ass so I could slip inside you. 🍆
31.01.2026 00:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just realized I said that on your main from my alt. I'll delete that if was too much. 🫥
28.01.2026 23:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You look strong enough that you absolutely could knock my 6′2″ ass around, and possibly would if I asked for it, but you know your own strength and wouldn't overdo it. Which is just... 🥵
28.01.2026 23:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A picture of a strip mall storefront for the home goods chain Tuesday Morning. The building to the left of it is being demolished.
I hope you enjoyed your Tuesday morning, because they're getting ready to tear them down. There won't be any more Tuesday mornings.
27.01.2026 20:46 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Such poise! Very debonair!
27.01.2026 18:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You'd get more than just my finger. 🍆
25.01.2026 03:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#abolishICE
25.01.2026 03:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Would you offer free samples?
25.01.2026 03:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish every Friday were the pits. 🐽
25.01.2026 02:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🥵
24.01.2026 00:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Be careful flashing your hole and low-hangers like that. I might charge. 🐂🍆
21.01.2026 19:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Coming back just to say damn, what a sexy and inviting butt.
21.01.2026 19:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Eye like 'em!
21.01.2026 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'd love to supervise your work. 🍆
20.01.2026 02:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let's do the math.
House-sitting + no roommate to keep quiet for + all the hot cocks and asses on Bluesky + a jar of Albolene =
Give those nips a little nibble...
20.01.2026 00:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A low-quality photo of a child sitting on a throne built out of boxes of Pepsi cans. On top of the photo is the text "Your AI slop bores me".
Same!
19.01.2026 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't see Portland! 🥺
18.01.2026 03:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#abolishICE
18.01.2026 01:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0May I have a sniff please?
17.01.2026 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 010/10, would take down my throat. 🥵
17.01.2026 09:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
